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2011

15

Sep

Heidi Klum’s Crossed Legs of the Day

Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but […]

2011

16

Aug

Heidi Klum Melting Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t see why everyone is hating on Heidi Klum, I mean she did marry a black dude and it is kinda black dude hustle to like their women to be sloppy and out of shape…I mean 90 percent of single fat white chicks I know go to resorts in the Caribbean to get fucked […]

2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Covered Up The Mom Tits of the Day

I figure we’ve seen enough of Heidi Klum’s tit…It’s like “Put some fucking clothes on mom” in a “you’re embarrassing the kids cuz you’re not 20 anymore” and “maybe you should keep your toplessness for yourself and your Seal”….reminding us that when girls are at their best…they are too insecure to get naked in public….pretty […]

2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

Heidi Klum is so Topless on the beach and I like it….Maybe it has to do with the fact that she was a bikini model who was on display for so long…or maybe it is cuz she’s European…or maybe it’s cuz she’s older and comfortable with her body and doesn’t really care about the on-lookers […]

2011

08

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pics to Start the Day of the Day

Here is mother of a small african village, Heidi Klum, tapping into her National Geographic influenced life, you know trying to be as authentic as possible, walking around all sloppy titty to the watering hole or some shit that jerk off fantasies from the 1950s were made off…but the truth is…I’m always down to see […]

2011

02

Aug

Heidi Klum Naughty Ass in a Bikini Pics of the Day

I am convinced this German ass has seen its fair share of abuse…sexual abuse…cuz Germans are all militant, pragmatic, efficient and cold…they are also responsible for a big percentage of the world’s scat movies…and S&M movies…not to mention one of the biggest genocides in the last 100 years…making them pretty serious about how hard they […]

2011

22

Jul

Heidi Klum Tries to Save Fat People of the Day

Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and […]

2011

10

May

Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about Heidi Klum is not how thick she is. It is not how long her mom ass it. It is not that she fucks with black dudes with angelic voices and scars on their faces like she was the UN denouncing the history of German reputation of ethnic cleansing with her pussy. […]

2010

30

Nov

Heidi Klum at Some Bullshit of the Day

I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes… That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you racist, it is to say that a bitch […]

2010

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party and her Guests of the Day

Apparently Heidi Klum does more than just get pregnant with Seal, but she also throws these Halloween parties and so many important people, like Kim Kardashian and Coco attend. I guess that’s what happens when you retire from the scene to be a family woman. I am not sure what she is dressed as, but […]