Heidi Klum may be old. Her vagina may be destroyed by building out an army of half breed babies. Her dignity may be violated thanks to Seal’s scarred face ravaging her cunt in some tribal way before taking her with his 12 inches of Africa….you know cuz her sex life was set up like some […]
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2012
09
Jul
Heidi Klum Hot Bikini Twitter Pic of the Day
Heidi Klum looks so good from this angle, it is almost like she never let a black monster ravage her cunt until it shat out 4-8 kids… Maybe she’s on the Secret Internet Fatty (SIF) kick, and just knows the right angles to snap pics of herself so that she doesn’t look like a fucking […]
2012
18
Jun
Shitty Heidi Klum Upskirt from Project Runway 10th Anniversary of the Day
If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or […]
2012
16
Apr
Leslie Bibb, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum and Morena Baccarlin Nude for Alure May of the Day
Allure Magazine got a few people who I guess are famous…but I am too lazy to find out who half of them are, stripped them down and made them strategically nude, even though strategic nudity is not naked at all, like that girl I was fucking for a few months who never let me see […]
2012
27
Jan
Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day
These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in […]
2011
22
Nov
Heidi Klum Christmas Tree Porn for the Holidays of the Day
Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum humping a Christmas tree to get you in the Holiday Spirit, sure, it is far less erotic that seeing her insert candy canes in her twat, or hang Christmas Ornaments off her nipples, or even fucking a mall santa in the backroom of the mall, or even as […]
2011
15
Nov
Heidi Klum Old Model Legs of the Day
This is for my readers who are still in the early 1900s when knees were fucking porno, cuz a bitch was forced to wear dresses to her ankles by law….or maybe it’d be more realistic if I said this is for my muslim readers, cuz a bitch is forced to wear dresses to her ankles […]
2011
01
Nov
Heidi Klum Dressed Like Seal Part Two of the Day
Thanks to twitter…I could go through the whole process of Heidi Klum’s second Seal costume, to honor the man who came in her enough times to have a little army together, and unlike yesterday’s scarface costume, today she’s a Monkey, and as a guy who is not a racist, I would never imply Seal is […]
2011
31
Oct
Heidi Klum in Seal Face of the Day
For some reason, that I think can be attributed to me being an asshole, I find calling this costume “seal face” like it was a highly targeted “Black face” for her specific needs, since he’s convered in scars, funny. I figure if you can’t laugh at your disfigurements, disabilities, downfalls, or those of the man […]