Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock […]
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2010
04
Aug
Heidi Klum Vacation Bikini Finally Hits of the Day
I’ve been following Heidi Klum’s vacation, not because I like seeing mom’s doing mom things with their kids, but because I like seeing Heidi Klum do anything. Even with her mom body and retired model slouch that spends it’s days inserting Seal’s forearm sized dick inside her twat, when she’s not chained to the radiator […]
2010
03
Aug
Heidi Klum Eating Ice Cream of the Day
Knowing that this bitch was the hottest supermodel in the last decade makes these pictures worth looking at, you know cuz watching bitches eat ice cream is one of summer’s naughtiest hobbies…that can get creepier as the age of the girl eating decrease…but knowing that this Heidi Klum tongue action is the very same as […]
2010
02
Aug
Heidi Klum on Vacation of the Day
It looks like Heidi Klum is on vacation and unlike her past vacations where she was tapping into her German roots and letting Seal shit on her face before knocking her up, in between bikini breaks, she’s now doing the family shit, where she’s not wearing a bikini and running around chasing after kids, changing […]
2010
10
Jun
Heidi Klum Mom Body is Half Naked in GQ of the Day
Sure, Heidi Klum has had a ton of kids with various men, including a black man…and she’s German and Germans do all kinds of weird shit during sex, when they aren’t trying to kill off the Jews, like shitting on each other and other fun things times…making her all the more interesting….but I still like […]
2010
21
Apr
Heidi Klum’s Black Umbrella Holder of the Day
Here are some boring pictures of mom Heidi Klum wearing clothes, like all models who have been ripped apart by black cock and have a dozen half-breed kids running around the hosue, even though she’s bounced back from the shit pretty fucking proper compared to the mom’s in my neighborhood….. The reason I am posting […]
2010
17
Mar
Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Freakishly Hot Mom Body of the Day
One of the miracles of modern times, like the shit people will look back on in 1000 years about our generation is Heidi Klum. This bitch gets ravaged by big black cock the way the Germans like it, with pain and feces and pumps out a small army of half breed kids, in efforts to […]
2010
02
Mar
Heidi Klum’s Ex-Model Legs of the Day
Here is United Nations babymaker Heidi Klum trying to break down German tradition and sterotype of eating sausage and sauerkrout before killing all things non-Aryan, by having a dozen kids with Seal, like she was some kind of farm animal…and the funny thing is that I’ve been seeing a lot more German women out there […]
2010
11
Feb
Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day
Here is a picture of Heidi Klum’s ass to remind those of you who have wives or baby mommas who got fat after the pregnancy and blamed the pregnancy that your woman is full of shit and just fucking lazy. Realize that she’s been waiting for an excuse to sit around and eat all day […]
2010
26
Jan
Heidi Klum Sex Doll I Wanna Fuck of the Day
Now Seal is officially not the only one allowed to use Heidi Klum as a sex doll he can knock up whenever the fuck he wants….but so can the janitor at the wax museum that just introduced this hot body wax figure of the model. See as long as the security cameras aren’t on, motherfucker […]