Here’s a pretty bananas picture that could have ended a lot better of Heidi Klum almost having an upskirt at some fashion show where Miley Cyrus anxiously awaits her boyfriend to come out on stage so that she can really feel like her decision to give him her cherry was the right one because he’s […]
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2008
11
Sep
Heidi Klum Has a Line of Jeans of the Day
Heidi Klum has a line of jeans out and she looks like a clown while promoting it, but that won’t stop her black husband from knocking her up because no girl is too ugly for a black man. I was on the bus the other day and these two lesbian lookin’ fat chicks were there […]
2008
06
Aug
Heidi Klum Topless Vacation of the Day
Girls are so catty. I was at the strip club the other night and I saw two of the strippers pretty much beating each other up because they were wearing the same stripper costume. They were pulling at each other’s shirts and spitting at each other while calling each other names. The bouncer let it […]
2008
09
Jul
Heidi Klum Licking Ice Cream of the Day
I tried to convince a teenage girl to let me film her eating her Dairy Queen soft serve the other day. I told her that I wanted to put it on the internet and make her famous, at first she was excited about it, but then I accidentally tried selling her on the fact that […]
2008
29
May
Heidi Klum Pretends to Eat for McDonald’s of the Day
Everyone knows that despite what models say about how much they eat, they are full of shit and are just doing it because they want the rest of the world to think it’s ok to eat so that they get fat and make the models look even skinnier than they actually are in comparison. Heidi […]
2008
12
May
Heidi Klum is Rockin’ Out in a Bikini of the Day
I was served by the hottest lookin girl I had ever seen at a store today. Her face was flawless and I was wondering why she was working such a shitty job when she probably had the potential of making a hell of a lot more money if she just used her looks to get […]
2008
28
Feb
Heidi Klum Jumps on the Trampoline on Kimmel of the Day
I’ve been hacked and not by Angelina Jolie. One of you fuckers decided you didn’t like my site and felt it shouldn’t be online anymore, I’m talking to you Lily Allen or someone who really likes her music and has posters of her all over your bed like she was your wife but doesn’t know […]
2008
27
Feb
Heidi Klum Makes Lesbian Jokes with Lesbians of the Day
Heidi Klum was on Ellen today and they decided to get to the kitchen, I guess now that they’ve made it, they are going back to their womanly duties and headin’ back to their home in the kitchen to make the food for the family….well at least Heidi is, Ellen is too busy adjusting the […]
2008
13
Feb
Heidi Klum Does Stupid Pictures with Will Farrell for Sports Illustrated of the Day
People hate going to movies to me, which is expected because people generally hate doing anything with me, but they specifically hate going to movies with me because I gripe and groan about all the shitty jokes being thrown in my face while the rest of the theatre laughs and the more laughs the movie […]
2007
21
Nov
I am – Heidi Klum is Hot and Annoying of the Day
I posted a link to this video in my stepLINKS last night, but since you asshoels and don’t support what I do, you probably didn’t see it. It’s a video of her acting like an annoying bitch but she’s in a bra so the words she says and the dances she does don’t phase me […]