Leni Klum is the highlight of the celebrity world, at least according to me, thanks to the tits. The fatherless, but was adopted by SEAL, only to eventually connect with her rich Italian dad that knocked up Heidi in her whorish early years of climbing the charts of Victoria’s Secret model, in the rich person […]

Either I’m an out of touch dinosaur, which I pretty much am because I never turned to social media for acceptance and reach, which in hindsight was pretty dumb and left a lot of potential money on the table, since people make a lot of money while being far dumber than me, but yeah… Either […]

Here’s some Leni Klum giving the crazy eyes because she’s probably on all kinds of anti-depressants thanks to being a young rich kid which is basically a recipe for feeling sorry for your spoiled self and depressed because you have everything and nothing to work towards, just you entitled life with great tits you don’t […]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….I am willing to turn this site into a Leni Klum fan site since she’s the most interesting thing to happen in the last decade of posting about celebs, their kids and other random whores… She’s a product of Eugenics, her ancestors Nazis, but it wasn’t their […]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I plan on turning this site into a Leni Klum fan site because why the fuck not. She’s young, rich, busty as fuck and I figure she’s got a lot more to give to the world with those tits big enough to feed a nation, or at […]

I know that the general consensus of Leni Klum’s try on video is that the people are mad that she’s an all American sounding girl, and not some rough German accented dominatrix ready to shove objects in your ass and tell you how pathetic you are. The German / Italian adopted by Seal because her […]

This LENI KLUM bikini experience. It’s been highlight of the summer, you know, thanks to her massive tits on her small frame being in a bikini, all shameless and knowing her body is ridiculous, even with her small ass that for some reason offends dudes brainwashed by fat chicks, not realizing that the smaller the […]

Leni Klum is the most important thing to happen this year, mainly because she’s got giant fucking tits, but some of you may be excited because you jerked off to her Victoria’s Secret mom in the 90s and this is pussy that’s come out of her pussy, making you both old and weird…. People are […]

I am going to pretend that my Leni Klum coverage is basically my LEWINSKY. I’ve used this reference before and it’s that the site DrudgeReport was apparently launched because they had the Lewinsky story….. I have been doing this site for close to 20 years, I think we’re at 19 years this November, and I’ve […]

I kept the Leni Klum bikini pics as the top post over the weekend, because it was single-handedly the most important post of the month on the site, which may say a lot about the lack of original content produced at this site, but since I’ve always been a lazy content creator who prefers reposting […]