In very important celebrity gossip news, Leni Klum has not decided transition by cutting off her tits to fit into the modern anti-depressant world of fucking weirdos multilating themselves to be part of some weird identity crisis trend….so NO ZIPPER TITS FOR US. She is instead being a rich white privileged girl who has ridiculous […]

Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s spawn that Heidi Klum has created or groomed to become the next round of Heidi Klum’s multi-faceted career. It’s one of those hot daughter makes the once hot mom hotter than she would be if her daughter was a fat pig sitting on the family trust fund money eating donuts. […]

The Klum Family satanic ritual takes place tomorrow night at the now iconic Heidi Klum Halloween party, where for the last few decades or more, the Victoria’s Secret model turned TV producer and despite her annoying militant sex dungeon accent, turned TV host….has been doing over the top costumes. From dressing SEAL up like an […]

Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores […]

Leni Klum is the highlight of the celebrity world, at least according to me, thanks to the tits. The fatherless, but was adopted by SEAL, only to eventually connect with her rich Italian dad that knocked up Heidi in her whorish early years of climbing the charts of Victoria’s Secret model, in the rich person […]

Either I’m an out of touch dinosaur, which I pretty much am because I never turned to social media for acceptance and reach, which in hindsight was pretty dumb and left a lot of potential money on the table, since people make a lot of money while being far dumber than me, but yeah… Either […]

Here’s some Leni Klum giving the crazy eyes because she’s probably on all kinds of anti-depressants thanks to being a young rich kid which is basically a recipe for feeling sorry for your spoiled self and depressed because you have everything and nothing to work towards, just you entitled life with great tits you don’t […]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….I am willing to turn this site into a Leni Klum fan site since she’s the most interesting thing to happen in the last decade of posting about celebs, their kids and other random whores… She’s a product of Eugenics, her ancestors Nazis, but it wasn’t their […]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I plan on turning this site into a Leni Klum fan site because why the fuck not. She’s young, rich, busty as fuck and I figure she’s got a lot more to give to the world with those tits big enough to feed a nation, or at […]

I know that the general consensus of Leni Klum’s try on video is that the people are mad that she’s an all American sounding girl, and not some rough German accented dominatrix ready to shove objects in your ass and tell you how pathetic you are. The German / Italian adopted by Seal because her […]