Leni Klum is the hot commodity that Heidi Klum’s vagina has unleashed on the world about 20 years ago and over those 20 years she was nurturing it, grooming it, raising it to be hot vagina on its own, because being hot vagina is important, even when you’re already rich and have no real need […]

My friend sent me these pictures that are circulating of Leni Klum’s tits being watched as she eats and I thought they were brilliant. With the advent of the camera-phone, I was always a huge advocate of the creepy photos of babes in the wild. I loved the perverts who would rig their cameras to […]

Leni Klum and her big titties have some sponsored video that she’s getting paid stupidly for I am sure. It involves her in a tube top that covers way too much of her big tit, but that you can still get a sense of the big tit being there because you’re a crafty and creative […]

Leni Klum has a different kind of smoked meat sandwich than the Lenny who works at your deli, not necessarily a more tasty smoked meat sandwich, but you know it could be depending on her hygiene….but Lenny’s deli sandwich is pretty hard to beat. Leni Klum is the daughter out of wedlock with that whore […]

Leni Klum unfortunately wore a tight outfit that was a black outfit, meaning we couldn’t see her giant rich kid tits, but instead she looks like some kind of theatre kid mime doing shit. She’s posing in a fancy looking bathroom, not licking toilet seats, not taking shits, not peeing all over the place, and […]

In very important celebrity gossip news, Leni Klum has not decided transition by cutting off her tits to fit into the modern anti-depressant world of fucking weirdos multilating themselves to be part of some weird identity crisis trend….so NO ZIPPER TITS FOR US. She is instead being a rich white privileged girl who has ridiculous […]

Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s spawn that Heidi Klum has created or groomed to become the next round of Heidi Klum’s multi-faceted career. It’s one of those hot daughter makes the once hot mom hotter than she would be if her daughter was a fat pig sitting on the family trust fund money eating donuts. […]

The Klum Family satanic ritual takes place tomorrow night at the now iconic Heidi Klum Halloween party, where for the last few decades or more, the Victoria’s Secret model turned TV producer and despite her annoying militant sex dungeon accent, turned TV host….has been doing over the top costumes. From dressing SEAL up like an […]

Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores […]