The highlight of my day was not finding THIS TUMBLR … The highlight of my day was realizing that not all women out there are fat. I was forced to walk by two colleges today and the majority of the girls I saw were skinny in leggings looking good…the kind of tall lean thing you’d […]

The thing about only being exposed to rusted out cunt on the daily….is that when I see young braless skinny girls in the rain…rocking some tight pink t-shirts…where her full tit bounces just the right amount…as her nipple aims to the sky…because of her youthfulness…I can really appreciate it and wonder what it must do […]

Hugh Hefner is Dead. My Site’s Homepage is Dead…I think there must be some correlation… I figured Hefner had died along time a go with his brand, after years of being weekend at Bernied by his blonde trashy hookers…but I guess I was wrong… He did some innovative things in the 50s and 60s, intellectualizing […]

Every time I challenge a girl to see how many of my fingers I can fit into their vaginas and assholes simultaneously…they always say no… I guess I should be less forward with the cashier at the grocery store…or the coffee shop…the only women who really talk to me…even though they just ask me for […]

I do it for the buttonhole pics…you know on the Fourth of July more than anything…and by IT I mean seduce women on tinder and trick them into sending me nudes by pretending I’m a 25 year old doctor with a private jet thanks to family money…cuz as it turns out…people are retards…. THE AMERICAN […]

I just saw a black kid around 10 with his cock out peeing in a front garden facing the street, like that racist lawn ornament…because I guess he is a recent import from some other country where they pee on front lawns in the middle of the street..LIKE you’re supposed to…. I heard two kids […]

It’s my dead mother’s birthday today and I’ve used that fact with at least 10 -25 girls to get them to send me pics of their butthole pics.. I figure girls are sensitive about that shit and I am a manipulative piece of shit who feels like I should use my mom’s premature death for […]

I had at least one person ask me if I was at Coachella this weekend. I am a 47 year old man with no money, who is obese and doesn’t leave the house. Not to mention, I hate people, and being around people, and music…fuck that shit. Why would I be at Coachella… Oh right, […]

It’s still my birthday, send nudes…of you or of every vagina you have ever known or that you come accross.. Thanks….for the well wishes. I’ll be at the strippers because I got drunk and passed out last night before getting to the strippers and birthday without strippers is like Pam Anderson without Hepatitis, or Lohan […]