Good News, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman who was recruited to be a lingerie model by Victoria’s Secret for whatever weird reason, since she’ not really that remarkable, but I guess she is a dark skinned, dark haired, light eyes, Portuguese speaking Adriana Lima replacement, there was a similar vibe back in the day […]

Sara Sampaio – Lingerie Model from the pages of LUXURY lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret, unless you’re like me and think that mall brand anything is some low quality, overpriced, overrated, cheap bootleg version of actual lingerie….middle of the road, suburban, Hostess Twinkie shit….but even if you think that, which I do, the brand, up until […]

Sara Sampaio’s in her bath holding her tits looking pretty fucking hot even if she’s been the most unimpressive of the Victoria’s Secret models, at least back when Victoria’s Secret models mattered. They don’t anymore….but their roster or their archive are still babes…it’s just that their brand is fucking dead thanks to the help of […]

Here’s some Portuguese Princess, who may not be a Portuguese Princess, I don’t know if Portugal even has royalty, maybe they were just the fisherman supplying actual Euro-Royals their fish…I guess I could google it, but I don’t pride myself on being historically accurate…..I don’t even pride myself on posting facts.. What I do do…doo […]

I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Sara Sampaio’s side tits, besides her only fan, not that she’s on Only Fans, but may be if her fucking rich dudes thing doesn’t pan out for her…not that she’s not rich in her own right, but not private jet rich, which is where the […]

Sara Sampaio has got herself off the Portuguese Fishing boat in the Azores where she spends her days cleaning fish for sale to the local restaurants as Portuguese people do – THAT’S RACIST…. I actually love Portugal, it’s the cheap Europe and the people are great, until their peasants move state-side and annoy me….you see […]

Sara. Sampaio is some overrated, average looking, even sloppy looking Victoria’s Secret model who I like to think they recruited to replace Adriana Lima, back when Adriana Lima refused to fuck off…because she wanted to ride her Victoria’s Secret flotilla til it fucking sank….you know because she could…. Which means that Sampaio never hit the […]

Sara Sampaio is the average at best looking Victoria’s Secret who managed to escape the wonderful fishing boat she lived on off the coast of the Azures, to become a top paid model, despite not being that hot…I don’t know how they do these castings, but this one looks like a hairy faced troll….and the […]

I find Sara Sampaio pretty fucking unattractive….which makes me laugh because she somehow trolled Victoria’s Secret who typiccally have some level of standards when it comes to their casting…but for whatever this Portuguese slipped through the cracks…maybe her family provided the perverts who ran Victoria’s Secret at the time their fish, since Portugese people are […]