Britney Spears, or the actor who is playing Britney Spears, or the AI that is playing Britney, or Britnery as I like to call her, is causing a little controversy. I’m not sure if it’s from her grabbing her tits while producing half dead dance videos that don’t really feel like they are a professionally […]

Britney Spears got into a red dress, looking all boxy and mom-like, probably playing dress up because she’s locked in the same room all her content is shot from and it gets boring. In the video set to Bryan Adams’ Love a Woman Song, which you can watch by pressing PLAY, you will see that […]

I guess we should all take a page out of the Britney Spears book and get killed off so that a body double can replace us and live a far more exciting life than us because they are actually stoked to be us or to have our shitty lives, because their lives are seemingly far […]

I like to think that the Britney Spears organization have been using AI, like the deep fakes they use to manipulate the minds of the masses, with things like Royal Cancer unboxing videos, or Taylor Swift being railed by the team in AI photos…. They’re a big media company and have access to all the […]

Assuming Britney Spears is alive, not dead, or in a basement cell locked up somewhere while they pretend that she’s totally free to do anything she wants now, that her money is her money to control, that the world is her fucking oyster and that her legless father is no longer the abusive predator mooching […]

I am a believer in the Britney is dead conspiracy, where she’s just being kept alive because of her social media feed getting updated. I mean, sure, she may be in a basement cell somewhere, or in some institution, or dropped off in some remote island with no internet that she can’t escape from, but […]