I am a believer in the Britney is dead conspiracy, where she’s just being kept alive because of her social media feed getting updated. I mean, sure, she may be in a basement cell somewhere, or in some institution, or dropped off in some remote island with no internet that she can’t escape from, but […]

I am a believer that Britney Spears is dead, or that she’s being run by a body double, that gap in her tooth confuses me and with basic AI technology she is rich enough to afford, or her team keeping her alive is rich enough to afford, it’d be easy to keep her alive…. Her […]

Here’s some Britney Spears looking like she’s possessed by demons. I figure it’s probably some side effects of the prescription pills she’s on, you know because they’ve decided she’s crazy after making her crazy. Since it’s the internet, I don’t really believe that this is actually Britney, but rather a Britney face filter on a […]

I don’t follow Britney Spears because social media is the devil that is trying to rape your soul and make you buy products that you don’t need… I have tried to follow Britney but she’s got a private account because she’s Britney Spears and why would she have a public account, despite her millions and […]

I guess Britney Spears has made her instagram private, because she wants to keep her community or content stream private for her officially followers of over 45 million people….you know an intimate group. I don’t follow Britney Spears because I don’t waste my time on social media, I am too cool to be that desperate […]

I like to believe in elaborate conspiracy theories, mainly because they all seem to end up coming true. One of my favorite conspiracies is that Britney Spears is dead, or locked in her basement, or institutionalized and the Britney Spears that we deal with is a body double, an actress, or even just an AI […]

It’s a Christmas Miracle because the ghost of Christmas past has graced us with some content uploads…. Britney Spears, or the artist that is currently cast to play Britney Spears because I like the Britney Spears is dead and this is all old content conspiracy….has delivered a mix of videos that make no sense in […]