Sara Sampaio is one of the Victoria’s Secret models I don’t really understand. She was out of Portugal which at the time was not nearly as trendy a place for travelers on a budget or expats trying to start a new tax free life with their Golden Visa. She was also not very hot, not […]

Sara Sampaio is probably one of the least interesting things out of Portugal, which may not be saying much since most things stay in Portugal, because according to all the retirment and expat articles I see, it seems to be the number one place to move to as North Americans, the affordable and friendly gateway […]

Sara Sampaio was one of the least exciting Victoria’s Secret Angels back when they used to use the Angels to promote their underwear, you know before going woke and having the whole empire collapse in a weird way, because no one wants fat girls in underwear, not even fat girls buying the fat size of […]

Sara Sampaio is one of the more basic Victoria’s Secret models that has existed. My theory was they they hired her to replace Adriana Lima before realizing that bitch would never quit, but a Portuguese Speaking, Light Eyed girl was all those casting people needed, or she met the right guy on a fishing boat […]

I’ve pretty much found Sara Sampaio not that exciting of a model since Victoria’s Secret recruited her from a fishing boat in Portugal where she used to work…. I figured she was their Adriana Lima replacement, dark hair, dark skin, light eyes, for when Lima retired, then she never retired so they just lived at […]

Sara Sampaio is probably the least exciting of the last generation of Victoria’s Secret angels, one of those “How did that average looking bitch get the job”, to which you’d have to assume she sucked the right cock, dated the right rich guy, was human trafficked from a Young Age by the human traffickers funded […]

Sara Sampaio’s a dumpy ex Victoria’s Secret model who some of you may find hot, because she was marketed as being hot at one point in her life. She’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model, but I guess she could still be working with the brand, I don’t really keep track of Sara Sampaio or […]

I don’t find Sara Sampaio all that hot, I’m really only impressed by her Portuguese Fisherman or would it be Fisher-person in this woke genderless times of retards trying to control our language…. Either way, in these woke genderless times that are arguably end times….because shit is fucking weird…having a fisher person in your tribe, […]

Sara Sampaio’s the Portuguese Fisherman turned Victoria’s Secret model, which I always thought was a weird series of events, because I never really found her all that hot, but I guess the people at Victoria’s Secret like Portuguese speakers as a general rule, so instead of Brazil, they go to the source, to the colonialists […]

We call her Momma Portugal because she is from Portugal, that is the level of creative as I get, but in being Momma Portugal, she’s the kind of girl you’d probably want on a fishing trip because genetically, she can fish, one of those jump in the water and come up with a trout in […]