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2013

20

Feb

Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day

Old timer Heidi Klum is in Interview Germany where I doubt they ask her about her German Scat fetishes and BDSM basement where Seal violated her enough times to get her pregnant enough times….you know shredding her big german frame…in the most pragmatic of ways…cuz that’s how German Engineering works….but unfortunately, like an old Volkswagen, she’s still got her charm but bitch barely looks like she’ll make it up that hill….without a wheel falling off or some shit….

You get what I’m saying….but here are the pics anyway.

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2012

19

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day


Boring! Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic she posted of her tanning toples..only partial bikini model titout of her bikini…and I guess we should be thanking her for that…you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 40 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

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2012

28

Aug

Heidi Klum Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Most guys hate knowing a girl banged a black guy….possibly cuz they are racist…or maybe cuz they fear competiting with their athleticism and rumored huge penis….because I have never met a white guy…not even a wigger who was proud knowing his bitch had gone black at one point in her life…but I’m not like most guys…I love it…cuz I know that the girl in question is a dirty little slut…who likes to get fucked hard…and who gives into her animal instinct and carnal desire…and that makes for good times…even if my penis doesn’t touch the walls of her vagina…cuz shit’s been so ravaged….Heidi Klum is one of those naughty girls and she still looks great in a bikini…

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2012

21

Aug

Heidi Klum Old Lady Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum may be old. Her vagina may be destroyed by building out an army of half breed babies. Her dignity may be violated thanks to Seal’s scarred face ravaging her cunt in some tribal way before taking her with his 12 inches of Africa….you know cuz her sex life was set up like some kind of African Tribe on White Tourist horror movie women everywhere masturbate to cuz they are perverts and secretly want to be taken and violated by a big man with an angelic voice too….but I will still look at her in her bikini….

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2012

09

Jul

Heidi Klum Hot Bikini Twitter Pic of the Day

Heidi Klum looks so good from this angle, it is almost like she never let a black monster ravage her cunt until it shat out 4-8 kids…

Maybe she’s on the Secret Internet Fatty (SIF) kick, and just knows the right angles to snap pics of herself so that she doesn’t look like a fucking slob in her 40s…

But then again she’s Heidi Klum and has a bit of a responsibilty to herself, her brand, her career to put some effort into maintaining her body as best she can, cuz that’d be like a doctor with no medical degree….putting the same hustle as my internet girlfriend Alisa…….

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2012

18

Jun

Shitty Heidi Klum Upskirt from Project Runway 10th Anniversary of the Day


If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or not…..without using common sense and google to find picture of her modeling nude before she decided to marry that huge black guy wih an arm sized penis…who she had constant sex with as he sang love songs to her….cuz you know a scarred up face like his only gets pussy for one reason…and that reason is huge cock….that destroys pussy….and her pussy is German and German pussy likes being violated and abused….there is a reason they produce german scat films…..and her pussy has a dozen kids….so maybe it is best her upskirt involves crossed fucking legs….old, lack of elasticity, mangled messses are no fun to look at….at least not if you are normal like me….


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2012

16

Apr

Leslie Bibb, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum and Morena Baccarlin Nude for Alure May of the Day

Allure Magazine got a few people who I guess are famous…but I am too lazy to find out who half of them are, stripped them down and made them strategically nude, even though strategic nudity is not naked at all, like that girl I was fucking for a few months who never let me see her pussy, she managed to hide it, even when I was eating it out, in some kind of mystical shit that made me wonder if I was banging a fucking tranny, and that strategic positioning was so I couldn’t see the sex change scars….who fucking knows or cares, the pics are dull…and I shouldn’t be posting them….but I am anyway….cuz it distracts me from my real life responsibilities of being an unemployed man.

Here’s Heidi Klum’s Video…..if you care….

Here are more HEIDI KLUM IN THE REST OF HER PHOTOSHOOT …if you care….

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2012

27

Feb

Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli Fantasy Picture 10 Years Too Late of the Day

I think I overshot my excitement on this picture of Bar Refaeli and Heidi Klum a couple of ex- Victoria’s Secret pussy in dresses, sticking tongues out, grabbing asses…..by giving them a post….because I realize they’re not naked…but more importantly they are old, washed up, and this site is supposed to be about new pussy breaking down doors crying for attention through nudity so people notice them and not old and established pussy fully clothed….

If it is not crying for attention for people to notice them…I don’t wanna know about them…but I did it….so it’s too late now…I’m gonna run with it….

Maybe the story in this is the Jew and the Nazi unite…..despite how one’s grandparents gassed the other’s grandparents….in a forgive and forget…we’re both models…and that’s our bond…..

But it’d be a better story if this ended in German scat…and who knows…maybe it did….back in the hotel room….when the cameras were off and the plastic sheets were sprawled out…


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2012

27

Jan

Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger woman..shit is on….

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