Here’s some Heidi Klum not really looking like Heidi Klum from this angle, but she’s clearly still a product of eugenics, some good old fashioned 1940s Aryan breeding in her mother country, because why let people breed ugly troll children, when you can alter that like a horse breeder, dog breeder, or psychopathic scientist…

I did see pics of her daughter recently, but not sure if she’s even 18 yet, but based on the pics I saw, she’s got some big titties, and we’re soon ready to transition from this old broad to focus on the next generation, and really Klum, who isn’t giving up too quickly, who posts thirst traps on the regular, who still thinks she’s a 19 year old lingerie model in lingerie….because she looks better than girls her age, but is still her age.

I will say that from this angle, fromt he tits down, her midsection looks wierd and sloppy, so the ROT is happening, sh’s just trying to troll us.

Still Heidi Klum, the model who is still everywhere…and part of the mainstream American culture despite being from a family that statistically most likely nazi, but we don’t need to go into all that, we can just appreciate her pulling off the BLANCHE…

In the event you don’t know the reference, there’s an episode of Golden Girls where Blanche Realizes when she’s on top, she looks like an old bitch with her skin hanging off her face, but laying on her back, the bedroom face lift….an when you’re old as shit…but still a trained model who like being half naked in photos, your job is to know your angles.

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Heidi Klum, who I like to pretend is a product of Eugenics, which I guess you could argue most people are, since the parents, for the most part, choose the partner they have the kid with, even if it’s a cum inside them on a one nigh stand situation, you roll that dice because you think “whatever”, at least until you cum, then about 1 minute after cumming, you have a panic attack with a “WHAT DID I JUST DO”…..”GET ME OUT OF HERE”…..”I HOPE SHE DOESN’T KNOW MY NAME AND NUMBER”….

I don’t mean that kind of Eugenics. I mean Nazi Germany, human experiments, breeding or genetic modification to get the ultimate in woamn…and from their Aryan perspective, the tall, blonde, busty model sort of fits the fucking part.

I don’t know if she was made in a lab, or if she was just a fluke, but she’s making the right moves to keep herself looking hot, even after dozens of fucking kids.

She’s old as shit but still skinny with tits, and that’s an accomplishment that I definitely think some weir ass science was involved in….vanity can only go so far….when women rot…

If you don’t believe me, believe this MEME.

Now Heidi and her Horny Heidi Groupie husband being horny….we get it, ya’ll fuck like she’s not dried up….cuz she looks like she’s not dried up and they’ve got lube if she is dried up….unless they programmed that into her Eugenics program “WET PUSSY INTO OLD AGE”….because I know you would, you mad pervert scientist, you.

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When. you’re 300 years old, you gotta know your angles…

The professional model, who is a dinosaur in model years, like they dug her up when building a strip mall in Montana and found her next to the Wooly Mammoth bones, only more German, Nazi blooded, probably a product of Eugenics, or designer baby making to keep Germany in power, after testing on all the gyspyies, they mastered their systems and got hired to create NATO and NASA those Nazi fucks…

Anyway, when you’re old, TIT SELFIES make for good filler content between the days you are all glammed up and faking that you’re not old…so take some content tips from a bro…TIGHT CROP TITTY…for the win.

That’s why she’s paid the BIG bucks.

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Someone call the Nazi Doctor’s who created the Eugenics program that Heidi Klum or her ancestors were part of…you know Germans….that went onto run the free world without anyone knowing, it was pre interent and now that it is current internet and everyone just selfies themselves all day, they can put it all in front of people and no one cares…a Nazi flag at a trucker rally calling the government Nazis are bad, but actual Nazi malitias good….it’s fucking weird out there, no point trying to make sense of it, we’ve been lied to fo a long fucking time, it’s part of the manipulation and collapse I guess…

But yeah, it looks like Heidi Klum’s eugenics is finally failing, it looks like she’s starting to look her age, even though she’s not acting her age, she’s programmed to be a beta kitten or honey pot or whatever those satanists call the agent provocateur pussy to confuse us, to blind us, to gaslight us from them trying to kill us….

Look at where the HIP meets the THIGH…that’s some old lady shit…or a photoshop error, also old lady shit.

Is KLUM expiring, I blame the vaccine.

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Heidi Klum is in Greece because when you’re rich and famous, the last two years have likely been very good to you, and the whole struggle the masses have to deal with doesn’t apply to them.

There are two or more timelines going on. You have the TRUTH and the TRUTH SEEKERS and the blinded or hoping things go back to normal….and who happily watch the rich get richer and live their life of luxury in luxurious places that are far less populated than they were before the pandemic because normal people aren’t traveling, making them the real fucking suckers in all this….but I guess we’ve been the suckers in all this all along because we’ve allowed them to win so we can watch them live their best life and envy them, because they are better than us.

Heidi Klum is better than us, or better than most and this is her topless in Greece in her late 40s for instagram. She is a mom of many, who has been banged out by some big cocks like SEAL COCK and rightfully so, if you’re going to be fucking a goddess like KLUM who makes no sense in terms of biological aging…it might as well be with a big dick….

I call her a product of German Eugenics of the 1940s….where they were trying to breed the hottest bitches…and it worked…so I guess the good news about the future is that the people in charge will only breed babes in the lab the way NATURE intended – otherwise NATURE wouldn’t create designer babies through genetic programming…

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I don’t know if Heidi Klum, who I assume is around 50 years old, has real or fake tits, I just know that she looks pretty fucking wonderful regardless of where the titties are from.

If anything, I like to think of her as proof that eugenics is a solid strategy to make for hot chicks, something I like to think Communist Russia experimented with also, you know kill off the uglies, or keep breeding the hotties, so the ugly gene gets eliminated from our DNA…a world without ugly chicks…a fucking dream….

So as much as you hate the idea that some of your favorite Sci/Fi movies or books are potentially real, like Brave New World, where they just breed kids in a lab to have perfect genetics, you have to remember that a world without uglies, is a world worth living in….assuming they won’t kill you off cuz you ugly…which I wouldn’t assume since I’m ugly….meaning great idea in theory, but we need uglies to hide amongst, so that we can enjoy the hotness like this old lady confusing me with her hotness despite being old.

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