Heidi Klum is old as shit, but thanks to being a eugenics program survivor, you know thanks to the whole Nazi scientists thing that they pretend disappeared after the war, but that didn’t go away because all the scientists were brought over to America….to do the same thing over here because the powers that be have always been the powers that be and will always be the powers that be thanks to serious generational wealth…

But how can you hate on that evil agenda when part of the program is making hot bitches like Klum who just don’t age….

I mean she’s a near 50, mom of 8, who was married to a guy with a massive penis…yet her pussy seems so contained in her swimsuit…bounced back like magic….

I just know that when I see a girl in a bikini and apparently an old lady in bikini, I look straight at the pussy….and if you didn’t know this bitch war near 50, you’d think she was in her 20s….which is some vampire shit that actually creeps me out since she’s obviously a sexual experiment out of germany….living her elite life…

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Heidi Klum is out here taking a shower for the perverts…because she’s obviously a clickbait generator for a clickbait generation who fucking love clickbait….

She obviously knows she’s ridiculously hot, has managed to survive the aging process better than most, and it is probably in part due to her perversions that you’d expect from a German woman with a dozen kids with various men…Germans are the inventors of BDSM..and you may wonder why I think BDSM keeps women young.. I just figure it keeps the glow…when you get shit on your face….or would it be SHITTED ON YOUR FACE…

She’s in a bikini, cuz that’s her whole foundation of who she is…and she could be photoshopped filtered, etc…but she’s also showing off her bikini taking an outdoor shower, which is like the golden showers her German BDSM fetishes potentially partake in, but it probably smells better than piss…but I guess we’ll never know…

She does give a good argument for Eugenics since her family history is German…and since she’s alive today, we’ll assume the family were Nazis, but I don’t have her ancestry.com login information to confirm…I just know German people and their families were all Nazis, they didn’t have a choice….so yeah…she could be a science experiment you can jerk off to…like the science experiments you did in highschool to jerk off to…

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I would never suggest that WWII was an inside job, even though the Royal Family are Germans, and the Rothschilds bank financed both sides of the war, making it seem pretty suspicious to anyone who doesn’t really trust the government, now more than ever….

But I would suggest that Heidi Klum is from some of the human testing that Nazi germany undertook when it came to Eugenics…because this mom of at least 6 kids in her mid to late 50s, is still ridiculously hot..

Now I know you can’t trust what you see on the internet, there are too many filters, face injections, LIES….and most of these girls are cartoon renditions of themselves…but the old as shit babe in her sheer dress you can see her panties through…overrides all that and I don’t even like old women….I just like trying to understand why they are this good when they shouldn’t be..and all I got besides her being rich as shit and her life pretty stress free…. is eugenics…

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Heidi Klum brought her skinny mom of 4 or 5 or even 6 ass out in a one piece and the truth is, despite being 100 fucking years old, blown out by babies that I will assume at the average 7 pounds were half the size of Seal’s dick…you know they call him Seal because he’s got a seal in his panties…it’s a fact…or urban legend…to all you kissed by a rose romantic….

the point is, at 100 years old, blown out by a life of good living, she’s still put together rather nicely…and sure, there seems to be a bit of a mom at the public pool sag, what my friend calls “women who were once hot”…not that I have friends…but I know a guy who makes fun of the other guys who pick up the table scraps of the hot girl from high school who is now 250 pounds and 60…someones gotta fuck em, living out that High School dream, too little too fucking late…

I guess Klum is vain, knows her money is based on her look, so she works at or..or she’s a genetic freak that stems from Nazi germany Eugenics programs that you don’t want to compare to this vaccine rollout, you know experimenting on people….but that you’d probably think has something to do with this German Icon still holding up…but rich lades eat well, workout, and she was also hot, so maybe nature is just nicer to the rich..

Alls I know is not 45+ women I know look like this, so it’s weird….we’ll just reduce it to it’s simplest form….being a participant in German Scat fetishes….the FECES all full of age defying nutrients..OIL OF OLAY and by Olay I mean Rectum….who knows…I’m a little too into staring at a skinny ass on a top model 28 years later….

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Heidi Klum is a lot of fun and not just because she’s evidence that eugenics is effective, which isn’t really as racist as you think it is, you know people and their overreacting thinking “the nazis were breeding aryans and now we have Heidi Klum”…but it really applies to all races if done right, you know strategic breeding of humans doesn’t need to be mutually exclusive to strategically breeding white people, or strategically breeding slaves or is it ENSLAVED people of the 1800s…it can mean taking a hot white person and a hot black person to attempt to make a hot baby…and apparently Basketball player Yao Ming was bred to be tall and for basketball by China…Eugenics is a thing…that’s done Klum well…or that has done well for Klum…

Not to mention, we’ve experienced some similar things to Germany in the 30s with the Covid Lockdowns and the human experimental drug trials in your day to day life, like you can kind of understand how a nation gets rooked into crazy fucking things without even realizing it….

But that’s besides the point, the point is old lady Klum has a rocking bod and rockin tits that she likes showing off cuz she’s horny…and I don’t mind staring it…it’s better than her home movies of her getting shit on…you know GERMANS!

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Heidi Klum made it out to the beach with her young husband at the perfect golden light moment to wash out the 50 year old over botoxed face that she likely has, as all women, even 18 year old women, have….it’s a horrible trend…that could cause nightmares and severe trauma for all men who find those muppet faces terrifying…you know it’s like a zombie apocalypse but instead of eating brains they sell nudes, talk in up-talk while giving you life tits, and have porn sex with rich guys for purses…you know not quite the Jim Hensen Muppets, but still muppets….and I know when one of those muppet faces approaches me in person, unfiltered, I am scared of having my soul eaten up by them…and for the record…they look like beat up, swollen, flesh stapled to them in weird places that didn’t stick and that the body is rejecting and it’s fucking scary…

I don’t think Heidi Klum is that bad, I mean she’s been my evidence that Nazi Germany Eugenics worked, as she’s a German national would would have had Nazi relatives potentially involved in that kind of genetic research program….

At least that’s my theory, cuz she’s still hot….but you can’t trust anything you see on the internet…the internet is the hub of lies and fake news…so Heidi Klum could be th COVID PANDEMIC of old as shit models, if you know what I mean….but since we’re on the computer, we’ll run with it.

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I don’t think Heidi Klum is 50 years old yet, but she’s probably close…not to mention she was fucking Seal for a long time, and based on my assumptions about his giant penis, that’s the kind of thing that can age a vagina, especially since she’s pumped out a bunch of kids….but girl still looks fucking amazing…despite no longer being a girl….I like to blame Nazi germany and their Eugenics program for allowing her to exist, but I guess it could be unrelated to that, I just doubt it…..because she really doesn’t make sense….but maybe it’s because she lives the stress free life with all her money, fame, success….and sex addiction that is now filled with some younger dude’s dick…

As far as 100 year olds with expired and beat up pussies go, Klum who has been fucking with her old lady face a little , still looks better than most her age…so maybe eugenics work…you know strategic breeding…I am sure horse breeders and dog breeders would agree….while Human Breeders are busy being canclled…

Either way, I don’t mind her bikini smut…it’s familiar.

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Heidi Klum brought her tits out to promote her husband’s book, because nothing sells books you don’t give a fuck about and will never read like 50 year old model wife’s hot German tits….that must be made in a lab, or a product of German genetic testing two or three generations ago…they call it strategic breeding…which I guess the woke would look down upon, you know the whole Nazi thing, but it’s also called Lebensborn….or EUGENICS….

The book’s description:

Nice to have a wife old enough to be your mom who still looks hot despite being 50 or near 50 who shows her support for your bullshit vanity project because being in a hit band and marrying a hot model isn’t enough for the ego, you need to make a book about it…..and she’s doing the free promo the best way she possibly could, assuming she’s not ready to post videos of her fucking the book, or trying to fit the book into her asshole….the way German BDSM porn would have probably written and directed this campaign…assuming there was ample feces….but instead it’s just tits that look good….

I don’t know about you, but Heidi Klum has been consistently fucking hot and is still consistently hot…even if you know she’s had 300 kids with Seal’s arm sized penis….and we’ve got a lot to look forward to when her near 17 year old daughter turns 18 and keeps them Klum genetics modelling…you’ll have to google her….

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I know people get mad at the whole holocaust thing….they also get mad at the whole holocaust denier thing….they love to relate the current USA to WWII, maybe less now that you have a new president….which is pretty offensive to the 6,000,000 people killed in WWII…..

However….as someone who likes to look at the positive of things that happened over 70 years ago…because if you can’t learn from human historical insanity…what can you do…so if you are like me and can look at the positive of something as horrible as the holocaust…something that happened because people were complicit with the governement and allowed it by following all the rules…just like they are with these COVID lockdowns…Eugenics isn’t all that bad a thing that came out of it..

I mean we do it with RACE HORSES and SHOW DOGS…why not do it with hot women…

Since HEIDI KLUM is from Germany and since she looks as good as she does, being that Aryan queen, it’s pretty obvious that her grand parents, or even her parents were part of the Eugenics breeding program…because otherwise she just doesn’t make sense…

Remember this was a time before you could make designer babies in a test tube….you had to find good looking people and make them fuck….I guess the plantation owners did that in the slave trade too…but ALL that negative press aside, people who typically get knocked up is because they are irresponsible perverts who like to get cummed in, but also because they see the potential upside of the parter that came in them…which is why I’ve never had children…there is NO upside to this guy…

But this isn’t about it, it’s about all you EUGENICS haters being EUGENICS advocates of your own, cuz most people are having kids with people they think will make a good baby…so you haters all hating on your institutionalized Eugenics…should look at Heidi Klum and revisit the upsides…I mean she’s 50 years old…and still good..

So Holocaust BAD, EUGENICS to make Hot Chicks GOOD.

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I wonder if Germans have a German Lives Matter group because of all the hate they get, not for being Nazis and bringing fascism to the forefront 90 years ago, but because of all the German scat jokes made about Germans and their pragmatic approach to life, work, engineering and sex clubs…..I mean BDSM has a stronghold or did have a stronghold in Germany, there’s obviously a reason we all just accept and assume German’s like to shit on, or be shit on in the context of sex…like we couldn’t have just made that up.

I guess that has nothing to do with Heidi Klum’s Halloween obsession…she is known for going all out with her yearly costumes for her yearly Halloween bash…that I guess will end up being on ZOOM like everything else is this year…because COVID IS NOT LIKE THE FLU and society must FULL stop to beat this virus in these unprescented times….of the new normal..

In htese videos, she’s playing around with some SPOOKY filters to be all spooky with her hot old lady, model tits….because she is an old lady, but also a mom of something like 6-12 kids, half of which were with SEAL, who clearly has a forearm sized cock, and clearly fucked this one A LOT…so it’s surprising she’s still standing and still looks this good…maybe it’s from being rich, maybe it’s from being bred in an lab while the Nazis were dabbling with Eugenics, to make the people of German the strongest on a genetic level…who fucking knows, she’s still hot and is still being hot…whether her pussy looks like road kill or not….we can focus on the tits.

Here she is demonstrating some Modelling because she’s a seasoned veteran with 40 years of posing under her modelling belt…putting the other sluts of instagram to shame when this one’s not even trying, if anything she’s just making fun of the selfie, by making a series of 10 selfies, because the way to do something you find cringeworthy and shamefull….is to do it in “jest” so that people don’t think you’re actually serious….which backfired when I did that same approach with this site, I am making fun of blogs, yet now I am a blog…and have been for 15 years…so people I meet think I am into this kind of existence and that it’s not some horrible evil punishment….only Heidi Klum is hotter about it…

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