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2012

13

Jan

Some Jennifer Love Hewitt Shopping With a Fingerbanging Injury of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

I don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t ask the bitch how she got her finger injury, making reference to her shoving fingers in asses of men in order to make them cum, cuz her sloppy body and whining you get a taste of “take your picture, go away” whatever the fuck she was saying, is a fucking turn off….or maybe they coulda gone the lesbian route since bitch can’t find a man, not even a K-Fed to marry her and knock her up…either way, fingerbanging injury bad joke shoulda been said….reminding me that maybe my life calling was to be a paparazzi, creeping on bitches, instead of writing shit about the bad job the people who do it do….if you know what I mean..

THat said, watching girls shop, or watching girls do anything, is always erotic for a voyeur…enjoy…creep.

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2011

06

Dec

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pretending She’s Arab That’s Racist. of the Day

The paparazzi are saying that these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt, the fat chick who used to be the skinny girl with big tits from some shitty TV shows, like Party of Five, but who now wraps herself in harnesses disguised as fancy dresses…..is her trying to hide her face because she was with a new man….cuz despite logic…that she can’t get fucked cuz she’s fat….and every boyfriend dumps her….making her come across as a loose in the vagina kind of girl who fucks a lot of guys a year cuz none stick around….leading to her being ashamed of her vagina, forcing her to cover her face, so people don’t talk about it….

But I think she’s just converting to muslim..testing out the styles.see cuz muslim chicks get muslim husbands easy, there’s a line up for that shit and those husbands don’t ever leave them, they knock them up and they just marry other muslim women….while doing us all a favor by keeping her underwraps….and covered up is the way we want her fatness to be…..because becoming Muslim is the new becoming a nun cuz arab money and their palaces are far more fun than joining the convent….even if it is a little more repressed….

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2011

13

Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Tight Red Cleavage Exposing Dress of the Day

I like to laugh at Jennifer Love Hewitt for being a lot fatter than the skinny little frame with big tits that got her famous…you know because I like to point out the flaws of a girl who probably had a serious ego years ago….before the cankles caught up with her chest….but it turns out that with the right straps, harnesses, and tightness of a dress in place, she can look pretty fucking good…and that kind of movie magic, high budget wardrobe, coupled with her feelings of inadequacy cuz she can’t keep a man long enough to get pregnant to justify her body, makes her a pretty good fucking catch, all broken down and alone….and really she’s probably better than any of the trash you’ve fucked..not that that pile of rotting sandwich meat covered in cum in the corner of your bedroom is all that hard to beat when it comes to vagina copetitions….so here she is doing the Chris Deburgh in red….titties out and better than she’s been in a while all modeling and shit…I’m sure she’s thanking god for spanx…I know I am….you know on girls I look at in pictures and not girls I bring home…cuz that false marketing fucks me up when I get a bitch naked and am forced to face the truth when it’s too late to run….Luckily I have no standards….

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2011

07

Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt Box Shot of the Day

Oh my god…Jennifer Love is walking around with her box out in the open…Yeah weak joke…but part of me is happy it isn’t her actual box because if it was I’d be forced to masturbate to her thickness…when I’d rather just point and laugh at it…but Vagina has this spell on me, whether it is its ability to pee, period, fuck and smell multitasking, or just cuz I’m a dude….making shit that I don’t want become something I want bad…if you’re a guy, you get what I mean…and that is never turn your back on a cunt.

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2011

31

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….She’s a real life myth buster…I knew she served a purpose….unless of course this is her looking slim…in which case I’m gonna go watch this clip a few times….and remember what was….

Here are the fat pics…

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2011

19

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

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2011

17

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Seduce with a Blue Bra of the Day

This is Jennifer Love Hewitt attempting to be sexy….You know cuz she pays the paparazzi to follow her around to stay relevant during her fatness…. but she’s both prude, boring and annoying enough that no dude, no matter how into what she once was or not, will marry her, despite how bad she wants to get married….even though she’s Jennifer Love Hewitt….

So the best she can do is drop a little bra she strategically chose to do this in her shirt….cuz she’s got nothing else really going for her except maybe the ability to eat a lot….you know now that she’s old and fat and her tits are just a fragment of what they once were…cuz there’s no real joy in fat chick tits…they kinda just blend into the fat…and those tits were her major selling point….but now she’s just a mom body at a mom age without a baby…unless she’s got secrets she keeps in her basement she’s not telling us about….

Who cares…I am just amazed I’m posting barely there cleavage and a bra…when I’m far more perverted and sleazy than this.

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2011

28

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt makes me hungry and not in a sexual way…but in a get food in my belly to give me that moment of joy to distract me from the fact I’m not that tiny frame with big tits who everyone wanted to fuck anymore, but I am a hefty woman struggling with her weight and to find heels high enough to make my legs look like, cuz I can’t land a man, or really hold his interest enough for him to marry me, not even with my well trained mouth and throat muscles thanks to endless nights filled with ice cream, donuts, pizza and cake….I mean unless you count the loser fans who’d get with me like I was Britney and they were K-Fed, you know for the novelty of the whole thing, and for the better life I can provide, cuz reemember I’m rich! kind of way….

Here are some pics of her thick legs…

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2011

01

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space…

What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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2011

27

Jun

Fat Jennifer Love Titties Visit her Mom of the Day

I call this set of pics “A Bitch trying to tap into what made her famous, 20 years too late”….She’s all showing off her tits, when her tits aren’t that great to be shown off, you see cuz she was liked for one simple reason, she had big tits on a small frame, and big tits always lose their appeal, when the small frame catches up with the big tits. Not very impressive, if you know what I mean….

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2011

06

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

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2011

31

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Dresses Conservative of the Day

Lookin’ Sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt….

She really needs some tips on how to dress to make dudes want to fuck you…it’s like even if the bitch is fat, dumpy and older than when we used to jerk off to her, she could still exploit those tits, hike up the dress, or do anything to make her a little desirable…

I get that being the sluttiest bitch at the muslim colony cuz she’s showing some ankle is good in theory, since the world has so many muslims…and it could be a big market for her but not so good in practice, cuz it’s boring to look at….See Muslim, along with the kid I saw on Oprah who was allergic to the sun is the only people I know who leave the house…dressed this revealing….and I guess Jennifer Love’s decided to join that hustle….cuz maybe that farm girl in the 50s who was a good bible girl who had illicit thoughts and desires she took out on Daddy’s hired help is probably a fantasy to at least one person in their 70s who still remember an era of sluts disguised as conservative….I don’t remember yesterday. Who cares. FOLLOW ME

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2011

26

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her.

You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change…

I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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2011

13

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hiding Her Tits of the Day

With hips like this, the last thing this bitch should be doing is carrying covering her tits, cuz the whole point of those tits is to balance her out. They are like the optical illusion that allows us to ignore her weigh gain, that she’s marketing as a weight loss, because she’s not quite as disgusting as she was……and the real issue in all this is why the fuck is she walking around with a binder, channeling some kind of school girl, trying to trick us into thinking she’s all youthful and not the washed up, unmarried, single woman with the body of a mom without the kids….not that any of this matters, this is Jennifer Love Hewitt, she doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway….


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2011

03

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day

She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it.


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