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2012

22

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sluts Out for “The Client List” of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt has re-invented herself from being that fat slob we’ve seen the last few years…you know the bratty cunt who couldn’t hold her fucking own or keep a man…because let’s face it…no one likes fat chicks, especially not ones with cunty attitude cuz they were hot once in their lives and have millions in the bank….Seriously, I know people who worked her ghost show and it was cancelled cuz she was too busy complaining about what angles to shoot her at so she didn’t look fat…instead of hitting the fucking gym…

So she’s done what she shoulda done in her early 20s,but was too wholesome to do, she lost weight, made herself hot and that’s let her fat tits out of the bag and into lingerie….

This is the kind of career move I appreciate when a bitch matures and realizes what the whole point of her is to begin with…..

Here are some screenshots….

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2012

12

Mar

Jennifer Love Titties of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the spokesperson for Eharmony – which is kinda funny considering she can’t keep a man and she would be desperate enough to turn to the internet to find love….even though she’s a snobby cunt and apparently not responding too well to the men Eharmony have been choosing for her…cuz she thinks she is better than them and that she deserves the best, probably another actor, even though male actors are pussies…and she’s not that hot…and no spring chicken…it’s just a spoiled cunt state of mind…that’s hard to beat out of her…..

I have always said meeting someone off the internet is sketchy as fuck and I had never done it until recently…see, the internet is filled with weirdo trash and it is better to meet random girls in the park or even homeless pussy or street kid pussy…cuz they are usually more mentally stable than internet chicks…

But some times you go against your better judgement when feeling alone, bored, or whatever and you make the mistake of meeting groupie girls off the internet cuz it feeds your ego…..ones who had your site bookmarked since 2005….the kind of girl you know can’t be normal if she read this shit for 7 years….but pretend she is because you want her to be….

The kind of girl who conveniently lived in my neighborhood…..who was conveniently engaged so it would never get too serious and who conveniently invited me to meet her over and over again….to which I said no over and over again…cuz I don’t fuck with internet chicks…..mainly cuz I usually assume there’s a van waiting for me at the meeting spot with guys with baseball bats…..

So she found a mutual friend and got my number…at which point I shoulda run and hid like a paranoid freak I am…cuz that’s weird behavior….especially from an internet freak…..but instead I go along with it and agree to meet her….

That led to the last 3 months fucking her on the regular as she lied to her fiance…and to me….on some fatal attraction kick….professing her love for me, trying to marry me, trying to move in with me and my wife and other unstable crazy shit….

The whole time I fear being stabbed or murdereed by her in my sleep…not by him, cuz he’s obviously a pussy who lets his chick have relationships with other dudes…..but by her, cuz internet girls aren’t normal…especially when fans of this site….but the unprotected anal made me forget the level of internet loser I was hanging with.

Luckily, she disappeared a couple of weeks ago….it could have ended a lot worse for me….cuz I went to a place I hate….with an unstable internet girl who will just become just a distant memory to me, unless she gave me AIDS, then I’ll have to think of her as much as her fiance will think of me everytime he sticks his dick in her…cuz let’s face it, when you give trash a ring, you obviously don’t think it is trash, and you sure as hell don’t think that trash is getting stuffed by strangers off the internet behind your back to the point where she’s decided to have a relationship with the person, but when you find out, cuz you always find out….shit gets messy…..but not as messy as her pussy after I came all over it.

And that’s why I don’t fuck with girls from the internet…and why I will listen to my instincts next time…and here’s Jennifer Love Tits….


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2012

09

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt All Sexed Up Continues of the Day

Jennfer Love Hewitt is on this kick to not be seen as the fat chick who can’t land a man or keep a fiance around cuz she’s clearly annoying as fuck…cuz with her level of fame, you’d think there are hundreds of weird, awkward fan boys, and perverts, who would do more than just marry her, marriage is easy, that shit involves consent….real love is when a motherfucker will kidnap her and lock her in the basement, starving her, making her too weak to scream during “playtime”….

I like that she’s by tapping into the only thing that really mattered in her youth….before her metabolism slowed down…her big tits on her small frame became overall fatness….

I like that she didn’t just kill herself, but found a second life…..

But most importantly…I like that she’s slutting up and showing some tit….

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2012

07

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does April 2012 Maxim Proper of the Day

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It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing….

She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down…

Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships…

There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her….

But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on…

This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….

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2012

01

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Promo Pic for the CLient List of the Day

This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy….

So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….

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2012

23

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Tits in a Bandage Dress of the Day

I really didn’t want to post these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt….especially not at the end of the day as one of my last posts…who gives a fuck if she squeezes nicely into a bandage dress that compliments her chubby body, I mean other than the handful of perverts who still jerk off to her cleavage in memory of her big tits on a small frame they used to jerk off to growing up..who happen to be the readers of this site….and that explains why they are too fucking retarded to get onto google to find the actual footage they used to jerk off to before bitch needed straps to give her acceptable shape…

I mean I posted Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie and Izabel Goulart Topless and Kendall Jenner Modeling Swimwear and Bar Refaeli’s Ass in Jeans and most importantly KATE UPTON NUDE IN MUSE today…but I leave you with this….that’s depressing….an emotion I’m used to….and one I’m sure Jennifer Love is also used to…she’s an old single unmarried lady now…weird…

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2012

07

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say….

Have Good Parents.

Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

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2012

13

Jan

Some Jennifer Love Hewitt Shopping With a Fingerbanging Injury of the Day

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I don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t ask the bitch how she got her finger injury, making reference to her shoving fingers in asses of men in order to make them cum, cuz her sloppy body and whining you get a taste of “take your picture, go away” whatever the fuck she was saying, is a fucking turn off….or maybe they coulda gone the lesbian route since bitch can’t find a man, not even a K-Fed to marry her and knock her up…either way, fingerbanging injury bad joke shoulda been said….reminding me that maybe my life calling was to be a paparazzi, creeping on bitches, instead of writing shit about the bad job the people who do it do….if you know what I mean..

THat said, watching girls shop, or watching girls do anything, is always erotic for a voyeur…enjoy…creep.

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2011

06

Dec

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pretending She’s Arab That’s Racist. of the Day

The paparazzi are saying that these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt, the fat chick who used to be the skinny girl with big tits from some shitty TV shows, like Party of Five, but who now wraps herself in harnesses disguised as fancy dresses…..is her trying to hide her face because she was with a new man….cuz despite logic…that she can’t get fucked cuz she’s fat….and every boyfriend dumps her….making her come across as a loose in the vagina kind of girl who fucks a lot of guys a year cuz none stick around….leading to her being ashamed of her vagina, forcing her to cover her face, so people don’t talk about it….

But I think she’s just converting to muslim..testing out the styles.see cuz muslim chicks get muslim husbands easy, there’s a line up for that shit and those husbands don’t ever leave them, they knock them up and they just marry other muslim women….while doing us all a favor by keeping her underwraps….and covered up is the way we want her fatness to be…..because becoming Muslim is the new becoming a nun cuz arab money and their palaces are far more fun than joining the convent….even if it is a little more repressed….

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