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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans…

Here she is working out….

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2014

24

Nov

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

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This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

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2014

10

Nov

Jessica Alba’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Alba’s got some weirdo fucking cleavage going on…not that it matters to any Jessica Alba fans, those fuckers spent too many years obsessing over her pre-pregnancy, that they accepted her post pregnancy, and that they’d do anything to do with her as she pushes 40, because they look in the mirror, at their lives, and realize she’s a hell of a lot better, even now that she’s old and fat, and worth a billion dollars, than what they have going on….you know committed to a girl they’ve never met and who would never give them the time of day, because I guess she’s too busy wearing stupid dresses that make her tits look shitty…at some baby event…because she’s into that kind of scamming….good times.

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To See Pics of Kate Upton at the Same Shitty Event CLICK HERE

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2014

31

Oct

Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business…

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2014

18

Aug

Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day

I think the highlight of this video is when the white girl wasted, who sounds like a whining valley girl says “She’s So Cute I Love Her, Like OHMIGAWWWWWD, I Can’t Even, I mean I literally Can’t”…where they go on to discuss who she is married to, Cash Warren, a behind the scenes guy no one should be aware exists because it’s useless information unless you are doing business with Alba/using her name to make everyone stupid money…reminding me that young people have no idea what’s up or what’s important.

That said…if baseball pitches are your fetish…love this.

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2014

14

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day

This is amazing. Probably some of Jessica Alba’s best work. Far better than the time she was on all fours in a bikini pre babies. Far better than her birthing a bunch of kids….this is just her VS the wind…

The wind is my second favorite element from nature to do pervert shit, flash rainstorms on girls in white shirts being my my first….

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2014

12

Aug

Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day

Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance…

All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting…

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2014

18

Jul

All of the Jessica Alba GQ Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba was in GQ, or is in the upcoming issue of GQ, because she’s Jessica Alba and people still love her, even though she’s never really done anything substantial with her career.

Sure she’s hot, got in movies, became rich and famous using her looks, leveraged that fame to create brands and other revenue streams…ok fine…she’s done a lot with her career, I just don’t think it’s very noble, like how she got pregnant to lock in her man, or like how her gardener is Mexican, even though she’s Mexican, despite pretending she isn’t Mexican, because all these famous Mexicans always shit on being Mexican, like being Mexican is a bad thing…

I’ve posted some of the pics, the rest were released, so I’m posting them also…she looks good for a mom of 2 in her 30s…which is saying a lot, since women normally die for me at 30…kids or not.

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2014

11

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass on the Beach of the Day


The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice.

I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution…

But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour.

It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business….

I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good…

I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck.

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