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2022

30

Dec

Lily Allen Bikini of the Day

Lilly Allen is no longer fat, but she is now old, and she’s lounging around the pool in a bikini because she’s rich. It’s a nice reminder that you really only need a one-hit wonder to tour around a few years in your 20s to give you a lifetime of available money to do things like sit around the pool on vacation….

She’s also married to the guy from Stranger Things, so he probably has some money too, which is a nice reminder that if you can’t find yourself a one hit wonder song that you can tour in your 20s, find yourself a hit show to be on that requires your character in every episode of every season, that too will give you that available income to last you a lifetime.

Or you can just get born into a rich family….

Come back in 2023 for more realistic financial tips from this homeless man….because when you’re sitting on the sidelines of life, it’s so easy to see the ANSWERS.

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2022

16

Sep

Lily Allen Demon Nipples of the Day

I am dying from what I can only assume is a targeted attack or a poisoning from the powers that be wanting to silence all the anti-vaxxer JOKES I’ve made over the years of this COVID scam, that I feel PTSD about, because it’s been insane and there are still people who haven’t got onto the narrative, agenda, lies in this fake and gay world!

But as I puke myself potentially to death from eating bad pizza, or maybe something more sinister, like COVID, I’ll leave you with Lily Allen’s freakish nose bleed in the gym, because Lily Allen’s nipples are hard and I figure in the event I do die, a half dead irrelevant singer from 20 years ago should be my final story, you know, because I am a half dead irrelevant blogger from 20 years ago!

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2021

21

Jul

Lily Allen Bra of the Day

Here’s some Lily ALlen in her underwear to give you perverts a fucking boner, assuming you can get off to a washed up pop star of 15 years ago who was never even that good, but for whatever reason went totally viral…she’s even put on her Michael Meyer’s face mask, on some Halloween shit because she knows at 40, you probably don’t want to see her Lily Allen face..

What I will say is that when she was famous she was portly, chubby thing with wonky tits, so her choosing fitness, hormone therapy, or amphetamines his proven to be a good choice, she’s looking skinny and fit and that’s the way middle aged women should look….yes, she’s got non-existent tits, but that just makes them more manageable and as a small titty endorser or ambassador, I think she’s looking better than ever, which defies science, but not really because she used to be fat and now she’s not, so now is better than then…

THAN THEN….in the same sentence back to back….did I just break some literary record? Do they call that WRITING stunts?

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2021

27

May

Lily Allen Nipple in a See Through Bra of the Day

Lily Allen, who I assume most people forget exist because it’s been about 10 years since she’s had a hit song, maybe longer, and I guess if you’re a rich kid who has even one hit song to validate your existence, you don’t really need to go above and beyond with your career cuz you’ve done enough…

I used to make fun of her for being a sloppy pile of overrated and entitled shit, but in her old age and insignificance, she’s managed to bring her tits to social media at least once before, and more importantly, her body looks skinny and hot…which may be confusing for those of us who remember how ugly she was, and know that mid-30s aren’t supposed to look better than mid-20s, but clearly fitness, eating well, not being a fat pile of shit is a solid strategy to make us like you…

I mean, the sheer lingerie…on her tight body makes little to no sense, but I support whatever is going on here..and I’m ready for her to pollute our ears with more songs about smiling but let’s hope it’ll be more about her pussy smile than the face kind…she’s already got the tight pants and hot body for it…

Fitness man, that’s all it takes to make a bitch hot, so bitches, get fitness..let Lily Allen be your spirit guide!

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2020

25

Aug

Lilly Allen Bikini Tits of the Day

Lilly Allen is some rich kid who got some record deal and had a few hit songs back when only a handful of people were producing music at that level and the whole industry was controlled by evil corporations who decided who we would be exposed to musically…

I always found her a doughy pile of shit and my highlight of Lily Allen content came when she announced a pregnancy, broke up with the guy she was pregnant with and conveniently ended up with a “Miscarriage” or socially accepted code for ABORTION….the people went nuts that I’d make fun of a girl who had a miscarriage, motherfucker, I’ll make fun of anything….even when they end up having kids and they come out retarded….vile polluted womb shit…that’s my right, don’t shame me, stop discriminating me, support me in all my inappropriate behavior, because if you don’t then you are judging me and that’s against the general rule of society where all fucked up disorders are praised and celebrated….and I guess where bikini pics of even the nastiest bitches who see that they get more engagement since we are all perverts don’t get blocked for being vile and a terrible message for the youth that they too can be doughy pieces of shit in bikinis on the internet like they are hot chicks- so that they don’t have to get actual jobs because inclusivity…

I am not a fan of zero hotness acting hot. I find it offensive….appropriation….it’s the BLACKFACE by not frowned upon like it should be…in a “why is that nasty bitch acting like a hot chick, despite clearly not being hot”….APPROPRIATION!!!

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2020

28

Jul

Lily Allen Bikini of the Day

Lily Allen Bikini

Unfortunately Lily Allen didn’t die in Childbirth and has managed to continue living…because even when she at her hottest in her career with her lame songs that we only knew of because she had rich paretns who basically paid for her celebrity….she wasn’t hot.

So now that she’s bred and I guess found a way to manage her over-eating disorder, because she was fat….she’s figured out that bikini pics get good conversion and when you’re the kind of narcissist rich kid who thinks you deserve to be a popstar and force your parents to buy you a record deal…shoving her singing down our throats….you’re the kind of narcissist who likes getting that dopamine release, or mini orgasm from likes and follows on social media….and bikini pics is the easiest way to do that, I mean besides posting up pics of her post pregnancy mom asshole that we can assume is riddled with sentinel piles…which makes sense or seems fitting since she looks like a sentinel pile…RIGHT?!

Here is the nipple shot
Lily Allen Nipple Bikini

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2020

28

Apr

Lily Allen’s Shitty Nude Selfie of the Day

No one wanted to see Lily Allen naked at the height of her one-hit-wonder career that lasted a few years and that I am sure made her a shit ton of money. She was very relevant before being TOTALLY forgotten.

I remember she flashed her tits back in her peak and thinking they were bad, but that could be Nicole Richie’s tits I am thinking of, for some reason I confuse those pics.. they were bad…but I guess not Nicole Richie Bad..

These are the pics I am referencing….

Anyway, since her one hit wonder rich kid who scammed the industry with a viral hit before viral hits were the only hits, has gone onto have a dwarf looking / midget looking/ retard headed baby….maybe all the drugs she did.

I used to get hate mail for shit I wrote about her abortions while mocking her miscarriage, because I guess people don’t like miscarriage / abortion jokes…and that’s really all I got about Lily Allen and her nudes 10 years after we didn’t want them in the first place.

Boring fucking nude for an attention seeking scam.

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2019

03

Oct

Lily Allen Topless of the Day

I don’t really appreciate that Lily Allen is still alive…

I don’t really like that she feels the need to post on social media, she was rich to begin with, got richer with dumb catchy songs that went viral, she doesn’t need more than that…you know be satsified with the time you had, and focus on being a mom to your kids who are unfortunately going to go through life as Lily Allen’s kids…I mean I guess they are lucky that she didn’t abort them like she aborted the one that she pretended was a miscarriage – that was long ago, you probably barely remember Lily Allen or her shitty tits, why would you remember her miscarriage…..I only do because I used it as a punchline to all my Lily Allen jokes when she was relevant…it was the go-to and it offended women everywhere which I liked.

That said, shameless attention seeking whores are in that hustle for life….if you can send nudes to your audience as a whole and ideally some spillover people who don’t care about you, but like the tits, why the fuck not do that, it’s not like she’s doing anything else of substance.

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2019

24

Jul

Lily Allen Nipples of the Day

I must be psychic because I was scrolling on INSTA this past weekend while struggling to take a hemorrhoid / anal fissure ridden shit. Thanks hard living and internet for doing this to me…and I came across Lily Allen’s profile because I follow her. Not because I am a fan boy, but because I follow thousands of people and she happened to be one of them.

I never see her in my feed, but I know she’s become a titty ambassador of some sort and doing that pull her tits out for attention…and I said “I wonder why here tits aren’t out, cuz they’ve been out”…unfortunately….

Then, just days later Lily Allen, like I read her mind, or really the mind of all the whores on social media – delivers this.

The titty video no one asked for, that I was anticipating, because Lily Allen had a minute of fame and will ride that for the rest of her life on her social media….and she’s doing that with tit.

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2019

03

Jun

Lily Allen Nipples of the Day

Lily Allen See Through Nipples

I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal to keep her from embarrassing them more than she already has…

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being what she’s become and what you can see her today, a fucking pig who has no business showing he tits

Yet she is compelled to show her tits…for the sake of showing her tits.

Maybe it’s an angle of protest in a “Do my nipples offend you”. You know, be part of something that is a non-issue, but gives you license to show you tits.

Maybe it’s a way to get noticed cuz tits get hits…

Who fucking cares…..if anyone has found her hot over the last decades she’s been around…you’re no friend of mine, cuz she’s not.

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