I used to make fun of Lily Allen for whatever reason.

It was the mid 2000s what they fuck else was a grown man with a titty blog that made fun of celebs supposed to do….

We needed to make those asshole jokes about those asshoels, it was part of the trolling effectively in a era…

It was a time when people didn’t have the ability to make their own asshole jokes on the celebrity content being shameless posted to social media by the celebrity….because celebrities weren’t producing self produced content that they were putting out there.

It was just the mainstream media coverage….magazines and paparazzi and manufactured marketing stories that the team would release….

The media, owned by the same people that owned the celebrity would RARELY call one out for being overrated, ugly, fat, lame trash…unless they misbehaved and had to be removed or humiliated to the public.

It was all very calculated….

So I never hated Lily Allen, the rich chubby girl with wonky tits….I never hated any celebs, I don’t even like celebs or pop culture this whole site is an accident…

I just hated they hype she got when there were hotter chicks working my grocery store…

Sure, it’s a far more fun thing to laugh at now, due to the desperation of the celebrity threatened by the self producing influencer / instagram whore….because there was a time the celebrity was too good for self produced content and they’d sit there on their celebrity perch looking down on the commoner thinking they were better than us as they grabbed our money for shitty music they produced or put out…but the instagram trolls do a good job of that…

Instead, I’ll just look at their 40 year old body half naked in a bikini while they are running a foot fetish only fans and laugh that this is where we’ve landed as a society….these are our “once heroes”…because for a minute, Lily Allen was a top level act…and now she sells feet pics for jokes…

Weird world…but she’s skinny, old sure, but skinny matters and it could be from the VAPE LUNG she has from sucking on the gay fucking digital cigarettes only faggots partake in….but then she posted her with an ACTUAL cigarette which was nice to see, because if you’re going to smoke, fucking smoke like a cool person, like a man….since smoking is cool…sucking on vapes is not..

So Lily Allen, once lame pop shit, now cool skinny old lady smoker chick who sells feet pics like a common instagram whore, but she’s just doing it for the jokes since she’s already rich…

Can’t hate that hustle…

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I am dying from what I can only assume is a targeted attack or a poisoning from the powers that be wanting to silence all the anti-vaxxer JOKES I’ve made over the years of this COVID scam, that I feel PTSD about, because it’s been insane and there are still people who haven’t got onto the narrative, agenda, lies in this fake and gay world!

But as I puke myself potentially to death from eating bad pizza, or maybe something more sinister, like COVID, I’ll leave you with Lily Allen’s freakish nose bleed in the gym, because Lily Allen’s nipples are hard and I figure in the event I do die, a half dead irrelevant singer from 20 years ago should be my final story, you know, because I am a half dead irrelevant blogger from 20 years ago!

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Here’s some Lily ALlen in her underwear to give you perverts a fucking boner, assuming you can get off to a washed up pop star of 15 years ago who was never even that good, but for whatever reason went totally viral…she’s even put on her Michael Meyer’s face mask, on some Halloween shit because she knows at 40, you probably don’t want to see her Lily Allen face..

What I will say is that when she was famous she was portly, chubby thing with wonky tits, so her choosing fitness, hormone therapy, or amphetamines his proven to be a good choice, she’s looking skinny and fit and that’s the way middle aged women should look….yes, she’s got non-existent tits, but that just makes them more manageable and as a small titty endorser or ambassador, I think she’s looking better than ever, which defies science, but not really because she used to be fat and now she’s not, so now is better than then…

THAN THEN….in the same sentence back to back….did I just break some literary record? Do they call that WRITING stunts?

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Lily Allen, who I assume most people forget exist because it’s been about 10 years since she’s had a hit song, maybe longer, and I guess if you’re a rich kid who has even one hit song to validate your existence, you don’t really need to go above and beyond with your career cuz you’ve done enough…

I used to make fun of her for being a sloppy pile of overrated and entitled shit, but in her old age and insignificance, she’s managed to bring her tits to social media at least once before, and more importantly, her body looks skinny and hot…which may be confusing for those of us who remember how ugly she was, and know that mid-30s aren’t supposed to look better than mid-20s, but clearly fitness, eating well, not being a fat pile of shit is a solid strategy to make us like you…

I mean, the sheer lingerie…on her tight body makes little to no sense, but I support whatever is going on here..and I’m ready for her to pollute our ears with more songs about smiling but let’s hope it’ll be more about her pussy smile than the face kind…she’s already got the tight pants and hot body for it…

Fitness man, that’s all it takes to make a bitch hot, so bitches, get fitness..let Lily Allen be your spirit guide!

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Lilly Allen is some rich kid who got some record deal and had a few hit songs back when only a handful of people were producing music at that level and the whole industry was controlled by evil corporations who decided who we would be exposed to musically…

I always found her a doughy pile of shit and my highlight of Lily Allen content came when she announced a pregnancy, broke up with the guy she was pregnant with and conveniently ended up with a “Miscarriage” or socially accepted code for ABORTION….the people went nuts that I’d make fun of a girl who had a miscarriage, motherfucker, I’ll make fun of anything….even when they end up having kids and they come out retarded….vile polluted womb shit…that’s my right, don’t shame me, stop discriminating me, support me in all my inappropriate behavior, because if you don’t then you are judging me and that’s against the general rule of society where all fucked up disorders are praised and celebrated….and I guess where bikini pics of even the nastiest bitches who see that they get more engagement since we are all perverts don’t get blocked for being vile and a terrible message for the youth that they too can be doughy pieces of shit in bikinis on the internet like they are hot chicks- so that they don’t have to get actual jobs because inclusivity…

I am not a fan of zero hotness acting hot. I find it offensive….appropriation….it’s the BLACKFACE by not frowned upon like it should be…in a “why is that nasty bitch acting like a hot chick, despite clearly not being hot”….APPROPRIATION!!!

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Unfortunately Lily Allen didn’t die in Childbirth and has managed to continue living…because even when she at her hottest in her career with her lame songs that we only knew of because she had rich paretns who basically paid for her celebrity….she wasn’t hot.

So now that she’s bred and I guess found a way to manage her over-eating disorder, because she was fat….she’s figured out that bikini pics get good conversion and when you’re the kind of narcissist rich kid who thinks you deserve to be a popstar and force your parents to buy you a record deal…shoving her singing down our throats….you’re the kind of narcissist who likes getting that dopamine release, or mini orgasm from likes and follows on social media….and bikini pics is the easiest way to do that, I mean besides posting up pics of her post pregnancy mom asshole that we can assume is riddled with sentinel piles…which makes sense or seems fitting since she looks like a sentinel pile…RIGHT?!

Here is the nipple shot

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No one wanted to see Lily Allen naked at the height of her one-hit-wonder career that lasted a few years and that I am sure made her a shit ton of money. She was very relevant before being TOTALLY forgotten.

I remember she flashed her tits back in her peak and thinking they were bad, but that could be Nicole Richie’s tits I am thinking of, for some reason I confuse those pics.. they were bad…but I guess not Nicole Richie Bad..

These are the pics I am referencing….

Anyway, since her one hit wonder rich kid who scammed the industry with a viral hit before viral hits were the only hits, has gone onto have a dwarf looking / midget looking/ retard headed baby….maybe all the drugs she did.

I used to get hate mail for shit I wrote about her abortions while mocking her miscarriage, because I guess people don’t like miscarriage / abortion jokes…and that’s really all I got about Lily Allen and her nudes 10 years after we didn’t want them in the first place.

Boring fucking nude for an attention seeking scam.

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I don’t really appreciate that Lily Allen is still alive…

I don’t really like that she feels the need to post on social media, she was rich to begin with, got richer with dumb catchy songs that went viral, she doesn’t need more than that…you know be satsified with the time you had, and focus on being a mom to your kids who are unfortunately going to go through life as Lily Allen’s kids…I mean I guess they are lucky that she didn’t abort them like she aborted the one that she pretended was a miscarriage – that was long ago, you probably barely remember Lily Allen or her shitty tits, why would you remember her miscarriage…..I only do because I used it as a punchline to all my Lily Allen jokes when she was relevant…it was the go-to and it offended women everywhere which I liked.

That said, shameless attention seeking whores are in that hustle for life….if you can send nudes to your audience as a whole and ideally some spillover people who don’t care about you, but like the tits, why the fuck not do that, it’s not like she’s doing anything else of substance.

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I must be psychic because I was scrolling on INSTA this past weekend while struggling to take a hemorrhoid / anal fissure ridden shit. Thanks hard living and internet for doing this to me…and I came across Lily Allen’s profile because I follow her. Not because I am a fan boy, but because I follow thousands of people and she happened to be one of them.

I never see her in my feed, but I know she’s become a titty ambassador of some sort and doing that pull her tits out for attention…and I said “I wonder why here tits aren’t out, cuz they’ve been out”…unfortunately….

Then, just days later Lily Allen, like I read her mind, or really the mind of all the whores on social media – delivers this.

The titty video no one asked for, that I was anticipating, because Lily Allen had a minute of fame and will ride that for the rest of her life on her social media….and she’s doing that with tit.

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