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Serena Williams Bikini Pictures of the Day

Serena Williams is the kind of girl who should not be wearing a bikini…She should however be the poster girl of why working out is bad and eating disorders are good…There’s a certain kind of scary as fuck that happens when a bitch becomes a pro-athlete, that scary as fuck is what I call dick clit….where as eating disorder is the perfect balance of weak and skinny I can take advantage of….

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Serena Williams is Huge in a Bikini of the Day

THere is nothing cute about Serena Williams doin’ this little girl stance…you know a stance you’d giggle to yourself if you saw your cute girlfriend doing it…but for some reason…when this bitch gets down…I get fucking scared because she’s a monster…seriously, if this strategy of being a tennis star that can eat all the competitors, making shit pretty much not even a competition, she can go off and start a career in horror movies, put a mask on this body and it’s on….

Seriously, she’s standing next to a normal sized borderline chubby girl and makes her look dainty….

What amazes me above all is that dudes actually fuck her…I know that dudes will fuck anything, but why her? Is it the money? Do they actually like this shit? Are they even into chicks..or are they closet cases scared to fuck actual men…..It’s a whole lot of questions for me to handle, but not nearly as much as her bikini’s got to handle…But at least shes’ wearing white bikibi bottoms…my favorite…..

This is a ridiculous fucking ass….

I am confused….and scared

Hold me….

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Serena WIlliams Big Ass is on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I used to hate seeing Serena Williams on the beach in a bikini because I found it unnatural, scary, disgusting and a whole easter basket full of things that weren’t good, but she’s conditioned me by getting out in her bikini as much as possible so that I’m used to it, kinda like how I am used to seeing my wife’s shit covered ass so I don’t gag anymore, but what I’m sure her boyfriend still hasn’t quite got used to is how she likes to choke him out with her huge cock….but seeing her ass compared to a normal is pretty spectacular to those weird motherfuckers who are obsessed with ass so much that they don’t care what the ass is attached to so long as it is big ,but even the 300 pound dude in the pics has no idea what the fuck he’s lookin’ at, probably because she was born male but her dad modified her in the garage so that the kid would win women’s tennis, a pretty white yet lucrative sport before he broke down the boundaries and seriously took the fuck over and making himself a lot of fucking money in the process, something worth turning your kid into a monster….and here are the pics..

Pics via Bauer

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Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard….

Pics via Bauer

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Serena Williams and her Big Monster Tits of the Day

Serena Williams confuses me because she’s equipped with these monster tits that if you were to see alone, you might get excited about, but unfortunately, they don’t come alone, they come with the rest of her really muscular and monsterous large body.

It’s like if you get with this, your sexuality is definitely as questionable no matter how hard you focus in on her tits bouncing, her gender is questionable cuz we don’t know if she was born with a vagina because her muscles tell us otherwise, and it seems like her dad just decided to sculpt a vagina out of her penis when she was a baby in their basement so that one day she’d be able to pay off the family mortgage when she reached the top of Women’s tennis because she was actually a dude….a sport her dad wanted to dominate because of bitterness that came with being poor black boy they didn’t let in the country club….

Who really knows, I just know this is scary as fuck….

Pics via Fame

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Serena Williams and Her Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I am definitely not lookin’ at her titles, bitch, I’m lookin’ the other way, cuz she’s a fuckin’ monster, I mean after I fully take her in and get over the initial shock that a girl can be made like this, like she has a fuckin’ real vagina and everything, it’s on some Chastity Bono shit, but the other way around, because it was a good money makin’ scheme to get them into fuckin’ a woman’s sport and dominate, instead of living life as the biological man she is and just be a construction worker.

I met a girl last night who had high testosterone levels, she only gets her period twice a year and doesn’t look like a dude, isn’t hairy like a dude, but likes to fuck like a dude and all the fuckin’ time like a dude, and it’s the closest thing you get to being a gay couple that never leaves the rooms, except to take their AIDS cocktail, I mean other than bagging this William’s sister.

Speaking of stereotypes, I accidentally called a black chick Rudy Huxtible when I was drunk, cuz she was on that 80s vibe, and she wasn’t impressed.

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Serena Williams Has Pretty Fat Ass for an Athlete of the Day

Serena Williams is a fucking beast. This creature kills it on the tennis courts and now she is killing me while rockin’ a bikini. I know that I have attacked these twins for being the modern day “Ladybugs” or it’s newer “She’s The Man” spin-off, saying that their tennis father dressed his little boys up as girls at a young age to destroy all the conservative white folks at the tennis club he was the landscaper at, but I think I was wrong and that these girls are in fact girls. I also think I was wrong in ripping into them for being too fat to be athletes because lets face it, they always fucking win, and maybe my perception of being fit is not actually what being fit is, because I consider any girl not being fed through an IV or feeding tube too fat and instead of worrying about who or what they are, we should focus in on this crazy fucking booty, because let’s face it, it’s pretty much impossible not to. This thing is huge and I think I’m ready to see her make it talk, but I am not sure her bedroom floor or anything she’s standing on is strong enough to withstand the impact…

Speaking of impact, a little known fact about these pictures of her surfing is that the wave she is riding was created when she jumped in the ocean.

That little known fact was weak, I am going to take a coffee break and try to collect my thoughts. Today has been a disgrace to myself and in the meantime, check out Serena Williams’ ass.

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Serena Williams See Through Photoshoot Nightmare of the Day

Here are some pictures from God knows when, because no one in their right mind would intentionally remember the day this went down, it’s one of those things you block out and pretend never happened, like the time I got raped in an alley when I was drunk, I didn’t realize until I found blood in my underwear and had to go to the hosipital because I thought I had ebola and my insides were dripping out of me, something Serena Williams knows far too much about, because her vagina is an anus, in all fairness, they did do a pretty solid job tuckin’ in her junk, I hear she likes using duct tape the best….what can’t that shit do…..

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Serena Williams and her Athletic Tits of the Day

Here is what looks like the fattest fat man tits I have ever seen. But the truth is that these things are attached to an Athlete. Now I don’t really know what that says about athleticism, because it looks like this Williams sister can eat my wife under the table, an olympic sport in and of itself, and suddenly I feel like I am not married to a morbidly obese, disgusting smelling, piece of shit of a woman, but I am in fact married to a marathon runner who just uses her old person state issued scooter cart to throw the competition off.

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