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2008

23

Jan

Heath Ledger’s Body Being Taken Out of His Apartment of the Day

You’ve probably all heard the updates on this story. Ledger didn’t die of the AIDS he got on the set of Brokeback Mountain and he didn’t kill himself because he couldn’t live with himself for having had sex with Lohan or because of his ex Michelle Williams who got knocked up by him and locked him down by keeping the baby. He died by accidentally taking too many over the counter sleeping pills and it was rumored to have happened in Mary Kate Olsen’s New York apartment, but that was later proven to be a lie.

I don’t know why I am putting up the pictures of the body being taken out because it’s pretty fucking depressing to look at and almost as morbid as you can get, but let’s just hope dude staged this death like he was Elvis and is moving to that mystical island celebrities who “die” prematurely go to so that he can finally live his dream of producing a Biggy and Tupac album with Andy Kaufman or some shit.

Even though lots of people die before they turn 28, shit’s still too young and it’s too bad that Hollywood drags these kids through the mud forcing them to live these lives of drug and alcohol fueled excess, but we all know if any of us were in their situations, with their level of disposable income and free time, we probably would have died a long fucking time ago. That said, here’s one more Rest in Peace Mate.

That said, I don’t judge and know pretty much nothing about this dude, I just think the whole things too bad and to celebrate dude’s life, I am going go watch some Kangaroo mating videos, but between you and me, I was planning on doing that anyway.

Here are some pictures of Lohan wearing her black tights and showing how sad she is that her ex fling died by hanging out with some new cock…..I guess it’s one of those “to get over someone you get under someone else” situations…but then again getting under someone else is kinda Lohan’s life story…..Let’s expect this emotional time to be the excuse Lohan’s been waiting for to go back to the bottle because she’s already milked her parent’s divorce as much as she’s milked every cock she’s come across.

Update – Fine, I take it back, here’s Lohan sad on the phone since Ledger died or she’s on the phone with her agent and he just told her to act sad because it’s good for business or she just found out she spent all her money and can’t afford designer leggings or she just realized that all the herpes rumors are true or she just realized that she has a yeast infection and can’t fuck for a week or…I don’t fuckin’ know….she look sad.


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RIP Heath Ledger
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2008

22

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I woke up today still sick as a fucking malnourished African orphan, only fatter and less hungry because my wife brought home a loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter. We’re living the good life. On on the positive side of things, I’ve been fucking brain dead and delusional because of the fever and that’s made life a little more fun because I am under the impression that I am fucking hysterical. Today I went out to get a coffee and decided it would be funny to put on a stupid voice to throw off the people I normally get my coffee from. So I get to the counter and order my shit with some stupid sounding cartoon voice and a big smile on my face like I’m a comedic genius tricking them and they just looked at me like I was an asshole. That’s when I realized what I think is funny isn’t always what other people find funny especially when those people make coffee for assholes like me for minimum wage.

Keep that in mind when clicking my links:

Check Out the Oscar Nominations because The Academy Awards Are Your Favorite Day of the Year
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Paris Hilton Making Out With Jared Leto Because People With The Same STDs Like to Stick Together
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Here Are the Girls of American Idol for You to Jerk Off To…
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Here’s Some Cleavage for You
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Home Shopping Network Chick Has a Breakdown on TV
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Some Britney Spears Wonky Hard Nipple Action
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Some Old Nasty Slut Named Davorka Tovilo in a See Through Dress and Showing Off Her Ass Crack
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Some Hot Bitch in a Bikini for a Sprite Ad
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Disgusting Girls From Youtube Burping and Making Me Want to Throw Up
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Some Asian Chick Farting on Camera
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Leads to a Broken Leg
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Mariah Carey Topless Pictures That Are Probably Fake Cuz That Body Isn’t Fat Enough
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Mischa Barton is Sloppy at Sundance
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Some Salma Hayek Breast Milk Gossip Gets Me Horny
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Some Ass Massage Video
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Do Girls Have Sex With Dov Charney for Free American Apparel Clothing?
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Driverless Cars of the future.
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Stacy Keibler’s Legs Do Luggage
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Her Name is Sabrina Couture and She’s a Club Slut Posing Half Naked
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Jessica Alba in a New Sexy Shower Scene from A New Movie She’s In From Before She Was Preggers
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This is a Pretty Funny Photoshop Lesson That You Can Probably Relate To
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Some Russian Politician Makes Politics More Interesting By Getting Girls Naked For Him
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Some Webcam Girl Dancing a Fool in Her Underwear
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Homeless, Toothless Crackhead Confession of Having Sex on Drugs With Obama Youtube Prank Is Funny…
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Mischa Barton Will Be Showing Her Floppy Tits in a New Movie
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Kim Kardashian Handed Out Condoms With Reggie Bush Which is Weird Since She Doesn’t Use Condoms Like a Good Little Amateur Porn Slut
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Bert and Ernie Do Speed Metal
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Zoe Kravitz is Hot Enough to Masturbate To
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It’s Snowing Here So Check Out this Bikini Gallery To Remind You What Summer is All About….I Kinda Like The 2 Chicks Making Out The Best
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A Dude’s Hair Catches on Fire While Getting It On With a Chick
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Some Flashback Angelina Jolie Sexy Videos
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Naked Wrestling Chicks Cunt Lock Each Other
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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are in Another Fight
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April Scott is Hot in Dukes of Hazard
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Louise Glover is Some Slut in Black Lingerie
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Some Sleazy Paparazzi Trying to Sneak an Alba Upskirt Shot but Making it Pretty Obvious Because He Wants To See Her Baby Hole
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Another Webcam Girl Dancing
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Leticia Cline is Some Wrestling Bitch and She’s Showing Off her Pussy
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Amy Winehouse Shopping in a Bra
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4 Girls Getting Naked Together in a Casting Call Pictures
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Diddy is Changing His Name Again Because He’s Crazy
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Some Cam Chick Showing Off Her Big Fake Tits….
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Some Throwback Penelope Cruz Nip Slip…Cuz Nipples Make For Good Dinner Conversation
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This is Some Girl Who Thinks She’s Too Hot For His Own Good and Started a Site Hoping Lame Dudes Will Pay To Watch Her Get Naked Which They Probably Do Because Guys Will Watch Any Girl Get Naked, Even One Who Posts Her Monthly Expenses Online….
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And Another Webcam Girl in a Thong
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Some Palestinian Woman Showing Off Her Palestinian Tits
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Hottest Sex Scene Ever to Air On TV
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Are you Cool Enough to Buyy Yourself Some CobraSnake/Aoki Pillows?
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Some More Hot Amy Winehouse Pictures
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Guy’s Fat Girlfriend Showing Off Her Fat Tits and Fat Pussy For Him….and Now For You
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FROM THE FORUM

Cat Power – Jukebox
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Fabriclive 22 – Scratch Perverts
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The Eraser Remixes
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Eurythmics Greatest Hits
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Nirvana – In Utero
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Cat Power – You Are Free
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Nirvana – From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
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I am Legend soundtrack
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Sharking
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Get Yourself some Chocolate Milk Jugs Pervert
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

22

Jan

Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack Video of the Day

You all know that if I had to jerk off to one celebrity, it would be Amy Winehouse, but that’s just because she looks like all the nasty busted faces drug addicted hookers I ever paid to fuck and I like reliving those days because despite the smell, they were fucking awesome.

Here is a video of her smoking crack and probably the reason she was re-admitted recently. I am probably late on this, but I figure you can never be too late on a hot video. This shit is something I’d watch over and over with my dick in my hand because there’s nothing hotter than watching a girl be a slave to the pipe…because you know that intense addiction will usually lead to her being a slave to cock to because when you hit rock bottom, there’s really only one way to get your fix. Addiction is awesome for your sex life. Cuddles.

To Watch Amy WInehouse Smoke Crack
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2008

22

Jan

Roselyn Sanchez is in a Bikini of the Day

I know I’ve heard the name Roselyn Sanchez before, but when I was trying to place it, I realized that the Roselyn Sanchez I knew was an immigrant housekeeper for some Jewish family that hated her life because the kids she was cooking for and cleaning up after from the time they were babies, grew a little older and treated her like the piece of shit their parents told them to treat her like because the mom was jealous that the kids liked the help better than they liked their own mom because she was too busy fucking the tennis pro, personal trainer, lifestyle coach when she wasn’t getting her hair or nails done or shopping.

When I came across these pics, I realized that it wasn’t the same Roselyn Sanchez, this Roselyn Sanchez is a Puerto Rican actress who has been in a few American movies, TV Shows and Soap Operas and isn’t overweight and in her 40s, but figured I’d post them anyway, in memory of the best blow job I ever got. If the real Roselyn Sanchez is out there…I want you to know there’s always a toilet to clean at my place, I just can’t afford to pay you and it may be a pretty big job, because my wife is pretty sloppy when it comes to taking shits.


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2008

22

Jan

Pam Anderson Hangs With Monsters of the Day

I guess the best way to not look like a washed up tranny with retarded fake tits who is packing a serious cocaine addiction to match a seriously huge cock is to stand next to something that looks a lot more tranny than you do.

Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson from this past weekend, lookin’ like a dainty lady by comparison to the beast she’s next to, but these kids of optical illusions never fool me. I’m smart like that.


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Pam Anderson’s Big Tits on the Beach

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2008

22

Jan

Lauren Conrad Ass Bent Over of the Day

These pictures of Lauren Conrad remind me of my sex life, which consists of sitting anywhere girls hang out, like the coffee shops or college campuses, malls or even in shitty restaurants; pretty much anywhere they can accidentally drop things and have to pick them up so that I can see their asses from angles I normally wouldn’t. Since I can’t jerk off in public, let alone in the privacy of my own home, because my penis doesn’t work, it makes my perversions non-threatening, but not nearly as non-threatening as Lauren Conrad’s career is to any actress in the same age-range as her who goes to the same auditions as her, because despite satisfying my needs by bending over, I think it’s safe to say she’s pretty much talentless and that these pictures are showing her in what could be a role of a lifetime for her because it’s something that she can be believable in and is pretty much born for…unfortunately for her it’s just a matter of time before looking at her bent over will make us want to be gay, so take it in when you can, otherwise there’ll be a whole lot of other issues for you to deal with that I want nothing to do with.


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Heidi Montag in a Pink Bikini

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2008

22

Jan

Louise Redknapp in a Bikini of the Day

It seems like in the UK all the popstars end up marrying “football” players and it seems like once marrying a “footballer” your life consists of spending a lot of time in a bikini. Now, I had no idea who Lousie Redknapp was before coming across these pictures and I realize that it really doesn’t matter because she’s in a bikini and the second I see a girl in a bikini, she becomes relevant to me. I don’t care if she’s all that hot or all that interesting or whether she offers the world much more substance than a glimpse of her tits in a tube top bikini, I just care that she’s gone out and done the bare minimum to keep me happy and that bare minimum is showing the world a glimpse of her tits in a tube top bikini, which is more than I can say for any of the girls who visit this site and for the record I am not too impressed with your lack of effort in making me a happier person. What it comes down to is that you’re just a selfish jerk, but I’d still go down on you when you’re sleeping, but that’s just because I am a selfish pervert. Cuddles.


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Louise Redknapp Bikini Pictures from the Summer
Gema Atkinson’s Bikini Surfing Pictures
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2008

22

Jan

AVN Expo Video a Week Late of the Day

I didn’t get to go to the AVN awards and the reality is that I don’t really care that much because leaving my house is a pain in the ass. What I do care about is that some asshole told me the whole trip was on him and that my ticket was at the airport and I only realized it was a bad joke on me after a 2 hour bus ride to the airport that didn’t have a ticket reserved for me before having to take another 2 hour bus ride home.

The good news is that some asshole went there pretending to be me and had the decency to email me this video that I am posting as if it was my own. So if you are interested in seeing the AVN Expo because you’re too poor to ever make it there on your own, this is a glimpse into what you missed. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Some Pictures at the 2008 AVN Awards
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Jenna Jameson on the Runway in a One-Piece Pictures
Making Some Guy’s Girlfriend Who Wants to be a Pornstar Famous

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2008

22

Jan

Kylie Minogue’s Theatrical See Through of the Day

Kylie Minogue is a cancer survivor and I guess that gives her some kind of new lease on life that makes her think she can attend events dressed like a fucking clown. I am not a cancer survivor but I can only assume that that all the normal limits people put on themselves and live by go out the fuckin’ window because they realize that life is too short to care what people think. Unfortunately, that new lease on life didn’t lead her to showing up to the event completely naked before squatting on the red carpet and taking a shit because that’s the kind of not giving a fuck I like to see in cancer survivors. I have little interest in this so fucking happy I’ll dress in bright colors because I am so happy to be alive that forces perverts like me to stare at for four hours because it is seemingly see-through looking for nipples that she probably doesn’t even have because of the mastectomy.

Cancer is nothing to laugh about, but I like to think Kylie Minogue is.


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2008

22

Jan

Miley Cyrus Bikini Hot Tub Self-Shot Pictures of the Day

Facebook and Myspace and Paris Hilton, Lohan and company have turned a generation of girls into sluts who think partying hard and filming sex tapes is the way to fuckin’ get ahead in life. They are dressing like sluts, having sex with multiple partners wherever they can get it and often times in public and they’ve probably only had their periods for a year.

I was talking to a girl in Starbucks the other day who told me about some after party she went to where these two 15 year old girls were walking around naked. There was blood smeared all over the couch from one of them who had lost her virginity that night before letting every single guy in the place stick their dicks inside them both vaginally and anally.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I was 15, I don’t even think I sucked on a pair of tits yet, and it wasn’t really by choice, the girls I knew weren’t into getting with the weird mexican kid who spoke broken english, but that’s not the point, the point is that I was born in the wrong fucking era.

Here is a picture of Miley Cyrus posing in a hot tub in a bikini that she took herself, that reminds me of so many young girls in bikinis I come across online, so I guess this shit is just normal and I can’t help but be bitter that when I was 15 girls weren’t even shaving their pussies and rocked one-piece bathing suits to the waterpark like they were on the fuckin’ swim team and not like a girl who wants us to see her junk.


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Miley Cyrus was Pregnant then Wasn’t
Miley Cyrus at the AMAs
Adriana Lima in a BIkini at 15 Pictures

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