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2010

25

Mar

Cheryl Cole is Hot in a Real Shitty See Through of the Day

I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her….

There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Hot

2010

10

Mar

Cheryl Cole and her Hot Tattoo Performs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole playing a gay sailer on a gay cruise in some strategic see-through shirt that doubles as underwear for people on a budget who can only afford a shirt or a pair of panties but not both, but that makes seeing her trashy tits impossible.

Luckily, we can see her shitty prison tattoos and I really like the music note on the shit, it’s a nice touch, you know, almost making this performance believable, and the rose, my god the rose, is this chick serious..I couldn’t even write this shit in a stage performance I’ve been working on, where I channel a teenage runaway with a dream of being a singer who ends up a stripper 40 years after life wronged her, because a tattoo like this would just be too fucking obvious….

These pics coulda been better but they are good enough….

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Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Outfit|Performs

2010

04

Mar

Cheryl Cole in Some Leather Lookin’ Pants of the Day

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Everyone seems to care about this Cheryl Cole bitch and I’m not really sure why. I am also not really going to bother to look it up. I just know she’s some UK popstar trash with prison tattoos who hasn’t quite made it in America, she’s married to a black soccer player who also hasn’t made it in America and I guess whatever scandal is going on will be milked to get as much media attention as she can going into her move to North America…see there is a big world out there but the entertainment industry in the USA is the top of the pile of shit, it pays the most, the fans are idiots who buy into the bullshit because they have nothing better going on and I’m just happy that she’s wearing these leather lookin’ pants like the whore that she is, not because it’s that hot or exciting but because I have nothing better goin’ on…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Leather|Pants

2010

22

Feb

Cheryl Cole and her Prison Tattoos for Those of You Who Care of the Day

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Cheryl Cole is from another country that I know nothing about. She is involved in a scandal that I know nothing about because she is a girl I know nothing about who was in a band I know nothing about and who was married to a half-black guy soccer player who I know nothing about and who rocks prison tattoos she may have got for committing a crime I know nothing about, or because she’s just a tacky piece of trash whore from the UK you all want to fuck who thought that these tattoos were actually hot when she got them, before being famous, back when she was suckin’ dick in lock bar bathrooms to pay the nice man who bought her all those drinks back for being such a nice guy, who lucky for her happened to be the producer of the Spice Girls who was responsible for finding Geri Spice the same way…..his nickname in the industry is the “trashman”….I just made that whole story up, but I figure it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than her actual story…..and suckin’ dick to the top is definitely not that far from the truth….

Here she is in some short shorts….

Here she is with a solid push-up or padded bra cuz her tits look pretty serious….

Here she is in a grey dress…..like a catholic school girl in her tunic you’ve probably exposed yourself on public transportation to….I mean if you’re anything like me…

Pics via Bauer
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Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Tattoos

2009

23

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Sarah Harding and their Girls Aloud Bodies of the Day

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I have no idea why I am putting up pictures of a shitty reality TV band that was created in the UK years ago and that hasn’t even really hit North America yet and not sure they ever will because reality TV show bands tend to have limited fucking success, but I think it’s got to do with Cheryl Cole’s tits in this dress. Yes, I am that pathetic.

Here’s Her Partner – Sarah Harding

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Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Sarah Harding|Tight Dress

2009

03

Jul

Cheryl Cole’s Cleavage for the Non-Americans of the Day

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I assume the only Americans who are reading this are lonely and friendless virgins with little to do, because it’s the fourth of July weekend and even the cunts on The View took the week off to spend at the cottage with the fuckin’ family, or wherever the fuck you people go on your time off, but I expect it to be a place where computers aren’t the priority, because computers are the fuckin’ devil and you spend enough time on the shit during the week, so while you American are out eating corndogs, watching baseball, beating up gays and blacks and being proud of being fat trailer trash, I’m gonna post this hot little UK popstar for my Europeans who can appreciate a hot set of tits on a vagina that’s locked onto one of their pro athletes….Her name is Cheryl Cole and she’s pretty luxurious..