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2013

20

Aug

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Spain of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is naked in Vogue Spain, which I guess is interesting enough to look at, mainly because she’s not naked in Vogue Africa, because Africans is normally what she gets naked for…but maybe she only does that if they are DJs who can get her pregnant…

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2013

14

Aug

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

The hightlight of this Vouge Netherlands shoot featuring mom, DJ Whore, black penis chaser, with her stretched out vagina isn’t that a tall as fuck girl from wherever the fuck she is from, I’m gonna assume Netherlands, can become a cover girl, and it is not that Victoria’s Secret can brain wash an industry by brainwashing men into thinking their girls are the end all and be all of pussy…leading to getting them more work…the hightlight of this shoot is that she’s in pee stance in one of the pics, and I love watching girls pee, either on my face, on the sidewalk, in my mouth, or on each other…making this some pretty racy fucking fashion pics…sure she may just be squatting but my imagination is good enough to visualize a stream…of urine…dripping down her model thigh…

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2013

13

Aug

Doutzen Kroes is Good at Instagram of the Day

I wonder why this mom’s instagram of her in a bikini having a fun summer weekend in a bikini is far hotter than every mom I have on my TWITTER , FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM ..who post bikini pics on those sites without advising a panel of experts because if they advised a panel of expert they would in no way allow them to put up their bikini pics..

It’s like is Doutzen really genetically superior to 99 percent of moms? Or does she just put in work. Are all other moms just lazy and failing, because based on their vacation pics, they pretty much don’t give a fuck and have clearly thrown in the towel…

I mean why is looking at Doutzen Kroes amazing, despite knowing she’s tainted by the black cock and the baby, two strikes against her but still spectacular…

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2013

30

May

Doutzen Kroes is Hot as Hell for Vogue Brazil of the Day


I already posted GISELE IN THE LATEST VOGUE BRASIL looking greased up and amazing…and I’ve already posted Alessandra Ambrosio in the LAtest Vogue Brasil looking leggier than the double amputee I met at the airport….so I had no choice but to post these pics of Doutzen in the same magazine totally smoking the other models if this was my Model Wars reality show that I pitched but that never got picked up….

Seriously, this black DJ baby making vagina is good, and I’m someone who is both unphased and even hates celebrating these women who are celebrated everyday….

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2013

29

May

Doutzen Kroes’ Amazing Picture for Instagram of the Day

Doutzen Kroes did good for instagram…I wonder how she took this picture of herself, or maybe it’s just one from a photoshoot that makes her feel like she’s hot, desirable, and that she wants everyone to see, because it makes her feel good about herself….even though you’d think her bank account that is full thanks to the way she looks is enough for her….you know at this stage she can put ugly pics up and they still look better than the pussy we all fuck, but I guess she prefers the pro shots, you know to showcase her work, and get that pat on the back from us perverts that wish our instagram “Like” was our semen….inside her….but she prefers darker colored DJs you your pasty failure ass…..because you see…she’s got this ass and it’s professional grade, no time for amateurs.

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2013

24

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

In case you didn’t know Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes are models who were abducted by the evil corporation called Limited Brands.

Limited Brands had sales of 4 billion or more dollars last year, their biggest revenue producer – Victoria’s Secret.

Based in the midwest, the company has been catering to “middle american women” through catalog pictures of hot bodied girls they try to make into celebrities, by owning them, and promoting the hell out of them, setting them up with A-Listers, getting them gigs in other magazines….in what is all one huge evil ad telling below average chicks they too can be sexy for their husbands, give him something to fantasize about, even if they can’t…..

That’s why they must abduct girls from the third world, not that South Africa is necessarily the third world, unless you’re living in a tribe with HIV….or that the Netherlands are the third world unless you’re a strung out person on the street…..but they give these girls a stamp of approval, a green card to America, and the chance to become celebrities, in a job all girls everywhere want to have, because that’s the fucking power of marketing….

14 year old high school girls are not telling their teachers they want to be doctors or the first president….they are saying they want to be Victoria’s Secret models….and that’s some serious fucking brain washing….at 14, already committed to a brand, just because of the push they put in catalogs….pussy that I’d like to get pregnant, or at least mail jars of my sperm to, hoping they get themselves pregnant with it, in some freak accident….but pussy that probably shouldn’t be a source of inspiration for kids to idolize….unless you’re a superficial fuck like me who is happy that girls look up to lingerie models and not fat chicks…cuz maybe that’ll help the obesity crisis, increase fitness, and give me a new generation of chick to jerk off to on instagram in a few years….cuz I’m tired of all the fat….and want more girls to be flawless….and not Flawless like this hypocritical campaign, telling all chicks they are flawless while using chicks who are actually flawless….I mean if they really want to speak to fat trash, they should replace these ethnic babes with something more relatable….like Walmart Clerks….

Here’s the video….

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2013

17

May

Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items…

It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something….

But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

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2013

07

May

Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing…

One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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2013

06

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Rape Picture of the Day

This picture of Doutzen Kroes being assaulted by a dude while wearing a bikini could be interpreted in so many ways…and all those ways are hilarious and amazing….even erotic….

Not because I think bikini models being manhandled is some hot shit, not because I think assaulted half naked women too weak to fight off a man is hot, you twisted fucks, but because I like to see a husband and baby daddy being playful on the beach with his model wife in her bikini, it just shows us the power of a love…..there is romance still left in the world. Right?

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2013

29

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini Like It Is Her Job of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a mom and I generally hate moms, but she is also a bikini model and I generally love bikini models, or at least looking at their amazing bodies in bikinis, because that’s what they are designed, built, trained to do, in ways that make me ignore the fact that babies have crawled out of their womb, unless I am using it as a reference point to tell all the dumpy, loose stomach moms at the public pool that they are just fucking lazy bitches and I tell them to google girls like Doutzen Kroes to see why.

All this to say, she’s ripped, she’s good, she’s in a bikini, I am into stepfathering her black baby, if she wasn’t so smitten with her DJ husband, who probably bangs all the DJ whores on the road, cuz you know what they say, even if your wife is Doutzen Kroes, she still becomes a naggy cunt you’re bored of fucking, which makes me anxiously await her divorce….not because I think I’ll get with her, but because I frown on love and happiness.


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2013

19

Apr

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Wanna know what the world doesn’t need? More Victoria’s Secret pics.

They are all the fucking same, boring, repetitive and a total mis-use of willing models, who would totally be naked and spread if the brand asked that of her….but instead they walk this fine line of photoshopped nipples and vagina, to cater to their Christian wholesome crowd, you see cuz that makes them billions of dollars…while boring the fuck out of me.

Don’t get me wrong, I like their gang of sluts, I like them half naked, I just don’t like the lack of effort they put in….but I’m posting it anyway, even if it is a fucking fail.

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2013

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes is Still in a Bikini of the Day

It is safe to say, that in Doutzen Kroes’ entire career as a top model, from working with the top fashion photographers, to brands and magazines that put huge money into their fashion shoots, this picture is her best fucking picture of all time…and to think it was shot by some immigrant paparazzi who was unemployed and figured he’d go out and try to make a living chasing celebrities, cuz it’s better than being deported. Seriously, good work Doutzen, no wonder you’re a model, you make it look so easy.


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2013

25

Mar

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Together in Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel in bikinis…together….like this was a Victoria’s Secret shoot, but really it is on their spare time, and they are doing it for free, is like a doctor on Doctors Without Borders, or a lawyer doing pro-bono work in the ghetto, or a fucking pornstar fucking you for free. It almost doesn’t make sense, but it is a glorious experience, that feels like you may have won the fucking lottery to make it happen. I mean shit, to book these girls to do this in front of you is probably 10k each…and here they are doing it for free….amazing….especially Candice ass…my god, this is the best pic ever.


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2013

25

Mar

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a DJ whore, literally. She doesn’t just groupie on a DJ at the club, because he’s the life of the party, and all the quality girls are the ones in the DJ booth, or the VIP. You know, cuz being a Victoria’s Secret model is not enough celebrity for her to get into the VIP room, a place where I assume she got knocked up with her DJ husbands baby….a baby that didn’t ruin her sex appeal, because her job depends on it, a baby that didn’t get in the way of her raving out at ULTRA music festival.

Even if her RAVING, was more spending the day in her bikini, and the night supervising, in efforts to make sure her party man, isn’t partying too hard, with the next generation of groupies, who just like her, are throwing their vaginas at the DJ cuz they are rollin’ on MDMA and he’s the fucking star of the show…even though Doutzen’s body should be the star, this girl is a pro at this bikini shit.


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2013

11

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Awesome THong Ass on Set of the Day

Doutzen Kroes posted this picture of her ass on Instagram…because either she finds it amazing to look at…like I do…or she’s offended that the paparazzi violated her bikini body privacy…even though as far as I’m concerned…she sold off that bikini body for millions of dollars a year…making it public domain to jerk off to….or at least stare at romantically….

Here’s a video that’s got more angles of this amazingness…

She’s a lot of fun.

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