I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would…

Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money…

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Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system….

Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits…

And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way…

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I don’t know why but this Jessica Simpson picture she posted on social media – creeps me out.

She’s got more make-up on than a haggard porn star trying to cover up her herpes and/or meth scabs, a black eye from an abusive husband, and they years of sadness that being a haggard pornstar has done to her….all while trying to be hot enough for dudes to jerk off to her while taking loads to her face…which isn’t that much of an accomplishment – since dudes will jerk off to anything…including an old Mom Jessica Simpson and her big tits channelling a porn chick…all fake lips pursed and smokey dead eyes the way we like em…a botox fail to some is a botox win to others…while staring at her good old wholesome country tits.

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson, getting older, looking older, but rocking some seriously strong legs for the strong leg fetishists…thanks in part to Weight Watchers for making her tolerable, while allowing her to maintain those tits…tits that she’s had to carry around all these years…and that are probably the reason her legs are so muscular…because when you have tits like this…it’s like carrying a couple of sandbags around everywhere you go….

Now I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson, I don’t find her amazing, and a I don’t think her mid 30s crossfit looking body is appealing…but the talent pool is shallow in the entertainment industry…there aren’t many new comers…it’s all the same old people being circulated while the world forgets to make new stars because they are too busy watching youtubers….

So instead of this being the “new” Jessica Simpson, 18 or 19 and hot…we’re still talking about the old one’s legs…and she hasn’t even made new shitty music…so maybe it’s just because I’m out of touch…or maybe it’s because I am stuck in the past…but I like to think it’s because of her squeezed into this short skirt….yep….

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How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued…

I’m thinking at least one…

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Semi-Retard Jessica Simpson has some seriously massive tits. These things are fucking monsters, sloppy fucking monsters, bigger than my head, like they are designed to be on a fat chick, but for some reason the fat chick is no longer a fat chick, a reason we call got paid a million dollars to not be a fat chick, but she’s still got a mom body, but the kind of mom body you don’t hate because the mom body comes with such big fucking tits to distract yourself with when you look at her mangled stomach…

I don’t know how this happened? But thank Weight Watchers…

I’ve seen big tits on a a 40 year old mom so many times before, usually at really disgusting bars, where their once milk filled tits all sad and sloppy hang over a barely there belly thanks to their drug happens…and with those girls I always suggest going for the blowjob, because the pussy is mangled, banged out and done, and the tits are big enough to cover the gut when you look down on her to make sure she doesn’t hit her head on the urinal….

Either way, Jessica Simpson’s still got huge tits…and I’m staring.

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Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short…

Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”…

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If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE

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Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits…

She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows.

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Porker Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to wear a see through dress and a pair of what must be the most shapeshifting SPANX available on the market, in what is a nice new chapter in the story of a popstar daughter to an exploitative, drawn to the bright lights of Hollywood, closet case preacher from the south…turned child star, busty singer…reality show star married to a boy band…who humiliated herself weekly…before becoming morbidly obese, striking a deal with Weight Watchers, only to get knocked up as many times as she could to not live up to said deal…until finally getting as fit as she could…thanks to a new pro athlete husband, and piles of money made from both her music and her gutter K-Mart brand smutty fat chick clothing…that could afford a trainer and nutritionist in her mansion…hell, just cutting the cost of her nightly Texas BBQ that got her in her fat mess to begin with was likely enough to create this…mid 30s…ass flashing…queen.

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