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2014

10

Apr

Mel B Twerking of the DAy

Mel B may be 100 years old, but I did masturbate to her music videos in the 90s when I didn’t have access to porn, but did have access to MTV, because her stripper hard nipple tits, made the Spice Girls matter…and it turns out that when her booty is round and amazing like this, even after making all kinds of babies with various men, is still looking ok as it does a twerking workout that is my new favorite activity to watch at the gym…even something I’d pitch to teach at the old folks home…

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2014

19

Mar

Mel B Bikini Ass of the Day

I tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want to stop looking at Mel B and remembering that in 1996 I used to jerk off to her nipples in a music video..meaning 20 years later I am still looking at her, and I am not even supposed to like girls who are older than 20, let alone 20 years older than I liked them…

But that ass…it’s so big…and round…and tasty…like I could choke on it or something at that fascinates me…especially know she’s had babies…it all seems so wrong…like her choice in bathing suits…

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2013

04

Jun

Mel B Gives a Champagne Facial of the Day

Champagne Facials are an amazing and highly popular trend that Mel B is probably too old to be participating in….

But the one very valuable lesson I have learned from my trip to Florida, is that old ladies like to have fun, especially when they are recently divorced and living off their rich husband’s alimony and child support and spend a lot of time tanning, wearing bikinis and working out.

I’m talking seeing moms and daughters at the beach, in matching bikinis, almost equally hot, only to hit the bar at the end of the day, to get wasted together, collectively looking for cock.

I mean the kind of women who would mud wrestle or wet t-shirt if the option was there, because really, we only live once, who gives a fuck.

So today, seeing Mel B holding on with Champagne facials, in a bikini, has a whole new meaning…


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2013

22

May

Mel B Titties in Cannes of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…..these big black titties to fall out of her dress….but I never get what I want…

You wanna know a funny Scary Spice story? Back in 1997 when they released their first video, Mel B’s nipple were hard in a green shirt, and I didn’t have internet at the time, and would watch MTV waiting for that video to drop to jerk off to it.

I guess that makes her kinda like my girlfriend, even if she’s old and fat now….which doesn’t bother me because back in 1997 I was old and fat too….we are two who became one.


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2012

26

Nov

Mel B Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day


I’ll tell you what I want…what I really really want…and it is probably what Mel B wants…what she really really wants…and that’s her hard nipple in music videos Spice Girl’s first video body back…but that was 2 decades ago…before the illegitimate babies with Eddie Murphy…and before the replacing working out and cocaine with eating….but there’s still something magical about this angle of her….and I think it’s that magic is that you haven’t died or thrown up staring at it..pretty gross….


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2012

28

Aug

Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do with whores who are just out to ruin your life…provided they don’t have the resources to file for paternity tests like the whores I know… allowin you to change your name, move and pretend it never happened….and not paying out millions to a bitch who doesn’t need millions…all cuz she wanted the world to know she’s not a whore with a fatherless child…when really she is a whore with a fatherless child…I mean unless the new husband grabbing her ass like a farm animal in heat has taken up the job….there’s always a sucker willing to stepfather for hot ass…..


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2012

04

Jul

Mel B in a British Flag Bikini for Independence Day of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Independence from England by rocking a British flag bikini, like her fucking career didn’t rely heavily on America, and her fortune wasn’t because America bought into her UK pop act, and like she doesn’t own property in America, or let American iconic comedians knock her up even though they deny it….

Blatently choosing sides, shwoing who she is loyal to, who her heart is with…true to her native land….without remembering the hard fact that America won, and she’s on the losing side…..but I guess you could have come to that conclusion based on her mom body….

Oh wait that’s an Australian flag….whatever…this isn’t a geography class people…it is a mom in a bikini…..


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2012

04

Jun

Mel B’s Ridiculous Post Baby Body of the Day

Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something….

Here is the video….

Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…

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2012

04

Jun

Mel B’s Ridiculous Post Baby Body of the Day

Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something….

Here is the video….

Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…

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2011

12

Dec

Mel B in a Tight Dress Showing Off Titties of the Day

Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…

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2011

15

Sep

Mel B Post Pregnancy Weight Doing Errands of the Day

Here are some new mom who was already a mom nipples I once jerked off to when the Spice GIrls first hit MTV with their single that featureed Mel B’s hard nipples back before the internet brought porn into my life and I didn’t have to resort to MTV for masturbation material… before she was a mom but still rockin’ wild nipples…

These new mom who was already a mom nipples who were once just hard nipples in a music video…with a mind of their own nipples…are entertaining nipples…even when leaving Walmart or CVS doing errands like the immigrants I saw fighting over a bin of maxi pads with their kids in tow last night….and there’s everything erotic about that.

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2011

15

Jul

Mel B Pregnant Ready to Drop Bikini Porn of the Day

I don’t have the rights to these pics…but click the link at the bottom cuz they are fucking worth trying masturbating to…

Someone better fire me as the president of the drunken pervert chapter of the Spice Girls fan club we call “we can’t let go of a nipples in video we once jerked off to before the internet”…

Cuz I had no idea Mel B was pregnant, but now, I’ll forever have it etched into my mind thanks to an inappropriate choice in swimwear.

I am a firm beleiver that pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to other women….

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2010

08

Dec

Mel B’s Big Tits Don’t Erase Her Ugly Face of the Day

Mel B proves that stupid tits, even when being pushed the up as hard as they can and being shown off as much as they fucking can, they do not erase a bitches manly, haggard, crackhead with AIDS and Hepatitis lookin’ face…..but it does a good job making me look the fuck away from it to get my 5 dollars I gave her to lick my ass worth….

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2010

18

Oct

Mel B’s Big Tits of the Day

Scary Spice was showing off some of her stupidly big tits I used to jerk off to before she was a mom, back when she was the hard nippled in music videos when I was stealing cable and before I had internet, leaving me little options to get off…it was a simpler time when throat fucking porn wasn’t the norm and people had to get creative in their masturbation…when it meant drilling a peep hole into your adopted sister’s room, using Victoria’s Secret catlogs, National Geographic or breast cancer awareness pamphlets with surivior pictures, and I am sure many worse things if I tried to think about it, you did what you had to do…and as her baby daddy, comedian Eddie Murphy, who wanted nothing to do with her can atest to, Mel B was unfortunately one of those things…

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2010

18

Oct

Mel B is not Hot of the Day

I realize that Mel B is probably pushing her mid 40s by now, and that no one in their mid 40s have sex appeal, but I guess it’s just hard to come to terms with, when the person in her mid 40s who has no sex appeal, is a bitch you jerked off to 15 years ago cuz she always had hard nipples in her music videos….

I guess these pics are of Mel B reminding us that if everything didn’t work out as amazing as it did for her, she could have always resorted back to being a crack whore…

Or maybe she’s just reminding us of how depressing growin’ fat and old is….

Or maybe she’s not trying to remind us of anything, cuz her scam has been pulled already and she’s just riding that shit totally oblivious to the outside world…and really who fucking cares…there’s no reason for this post and I don’t know why I fucking posted it…I just wasted my time….but I guess that’s the story of my life…

All this to say…bitch needs to get back on dancing with the stars, cuz this baggy dress doesn’t hide the fact that she’s taken her manly abs and traded them in for something all kinds of dumpy….

That’s all I have to say about that…

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