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2015
04
Jun
Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the DAy
There are two ways to get a woman to show her tits…the first is by promising her a TV show of her own….and the second is taking that TV show away from her after she did it for many years…
I mean, that and attach a cause or charity to the whole thing so that she thinks she’s drawing attention to a real issue in her quest to stay relevant and talked about that works because the world likes menopausal tits…when they are fake and floating…
She may be the worst, but people love her comedy, even though I think her best joke, is this.
Posted in:Chelsea Handler|NSFW
2015
04
Jun
Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day
I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos…
Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing.
Posted in:Alexandra Papadopoulos|NSFW
2015
04
Jun
Luma Grothe for Vogue Brazil by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day
It is safe to say that Ellen Von Unwerth is hands down the most interesting photographer in our generation…that has merged sex and fashion perfectly…and that is inspired by some of the classic sex and fashion photographers…like Helmut Newton…and I think it’s refreshing, because I am only interested in sex…and when sex meets fashion, the quality of girls and budget for the photoshoot goes up, and thus is hotter than some bootleg internet porn shot by a bunch of cheesy dudes with tribal tattoos in Miami,…you know who you assholes are…
There’s a level of concept and erotica…whether Luma Geothe, who isn’t Mike Tyson trying to say Gross, but rather lovely as fuck..
This video is from a shoot in 2014…because I have hard time moving on…
Here are the pics I posted long ago…#TBT
Posted in:Luma Grothe|NSFW
2015
03
Jun
Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy
These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW
2015
03
Jun
Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day
Magdalena Frackowiak is apparently some horrible Polish model who managed to beat out the stats against Polish woman and didn’t end up a hairy little troll working at the hot dog stand…or more realistically, the sex trade, probably by pissing in champagne classes, because these Eastern European girls like quality, on webcam for their pimps who pimp them….but instead is a Victoria’s Secret angel, who only needs to piss in Champagne glasses when the billionaire boyfriend tells her to, because even with contract and her own money, billionaires have a certain allure and you don’t want to pisss them off because it gets in the way of them knocking you up..
That said, like all models these days, she’s topless….it’s the nature of the industry…and we like topless..
Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|NSFW
2015
03
Jun
Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day
Alektra Blue, who you can follow on instagram @lilmsblue , is a massive porn star.
She’s been doing this for at least 7 or 8 years, for a bunch of the more mainstream porn companies, and you’ve probably seen her fuck on your late night TV porn, because she’s in that realm of pornstars…
She is not one of those Amateur Porn girls, who have a shitty documentary, that no one has ever heard of, who jump in the porn scene for 5 minutes, where they bang out for a month or two before disappearing, because porn isn
‘t for everyone, and not everyone makes it in porn…
Alektra Blue…has made it in porn..and now she’s in this exclusive set, that is not porn, but up on some hipster modeling, because there’s nothing more hip than being a porn in this era….at least that’s what all the hipsters I try to fuck and who ask me to choke them on their weird feminist gender studies exploration…
The pictures are by @raymondcroft and we approve…
Via raymondcroft.com
Posted in:Alektra Blue|NSFW
2015
02
Jun
Joy Corrigan on the Hustle of the Day
Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is friends with Charlotte McKinney, because big titty girls from the same state must stick together on their grind to the top, literally, if you know the actual definition of grind, which is riding dudes’ laps until they give you work…
That said, she’s been navigating ways to stand out from the crowd and has ended up doing what I call a hipster shoot, not that she’s really a hipster, but more what looks like a bottle service girl at a club, which I guess is a hipster thing now that hipster is mainstream…
All this to say, I appreciate her new strategy, I think the visuals speak for themselves and she looks amazing…far better than the busted face friend of hers who actually got on TV…
So whatever is going on here…I think will help her get herself to the fucking top…ideally on top of me…while looking in my eyes as I sing her love songs..but I’m not lucky enough for that.
Posted in:Joy Corrigan|NSFW
2015
02
Jun
Molly By Dan Hilburn of the Day
I don’t think I know photographer Dan Hilburn …I just know that he took some awesome beach pics of a model named molly who you can follow @mollykat96 …
Is she just another LA model willing to get naked, because with this whole feminist movement of empowering women by freeing the nipple and the internet being saturated with porn, sexualization, and everyone doing it…
Or is she sent from heaven to make our lives better…Who knows….who cares…look at the pics…they make beach pics kind of fun.
2015
02
Jun
Courtney Love Topless in Montage of Heck of the DAy
I haven’t seen the Montage of Heck Cobain documentary…so I don’t really know what it is about, but I am going to assume, Kurt Cobain….
I was never a huge Cobain fan, because I never cared about pop culture, it bored me, and now I am in this hell covering it everyday….I only did like his Leadbelly song and Daniel Johnston support, not that it matters….
What matters is Courtney Love, his rugged as fuck, possibly stripper or groupie soul mate, girlfriend, woman who was accused of killing him before launching her own mainstream act, but who never got charged for it, so I assume wasn’t involved in killing him….
This clip is from before he was dead, before she was hollywood, when she looked older and more beat up than she does now…
And if you can make it past the close up tongue kissing…you’ll see her tits pre-implants…
Fun..but not really…even though nudity on old VHS tapes remind me of the good old days…when girls were so hard to get naked…
Posted in:Courtney Love|NSFW
2015
01
Jun
Jessica Crovato by John Ellis of the Day
Here is a nice way to start your pathetic day…if you haven’t already started it…because you probably haven’t, seeing as you’re probably unemployed, on disability or welfare, and just looking for tits…because you have nothing better to do than scour the internet.
The models’ name is @jessicacrovato … you’ve probably never heard of her…which is a good thing, because when these models get into the media and start dating horrible actors and rich people…they become miserable to appreciate just for being the amazing that they are…
Photographer’s name is @john___ellis …so thank him for hunting out the babes willing to get naked for art..even though there is no such thing as art…just don’t tell an “artist” that….but there is such thing as amazing looking girls…who I am glad are in pictures…
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