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2013
14
Mar
Late Night Booty Call of the Day
I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but here are some babes to look at while I sleep this off…because nothing is better than a failed masturbation session when comin’ home drunk…to babes far more substantial than the one in your bed…and the one you just paid 10 dollars to play with your penis in the bar bathroom….
Posted in:NSFW
2013
13
Mar
Rosie Jones Does Page 360 of the Day
Rosie Jones may be average at best….you know with her non existent ass…her short…uneventful legs….her face that is a barely even pretty when made up….but she strips down and shows her tits for magazines….proving that anyone who is willing to show their tits can make…and will get fans….and maybe even a footballer of a husband / retirement plan…because she proves that all it takes to be celebrated…is toplessness….and that is today’s life lesson…
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
13
Mar
Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day
Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…sure when a girl decides to leave Russia for the world of Fashion modeling…showing titties comes with the territory..and every model who is considered a top model…has been in at least one shoot showing titties…but I don’t think I will even get too much of that….or too much of the fact that fashion is as smutty as Glamour Modeling….they just don’t want you to know that so they surround these babes with Rolls Royces and keep it “Luxury”….instead of the gutter trash the Glamour Models are involved in…but at the end of it all..I get to see all their tits…almost making me a winner in all this…which makes no sense…cuz I’m actually a huge fucking loser…who never wins anything…
Here are the pics
Posted in:NSFW|Yulia Terentieva
2013
13
Mar
Jessica Kingham is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day
Her name is Jessica Kingham and I can assume she has the same big tit story all the other Glamour models have…not so good in school, but always got attention from guys for her ridiculously huge tits…who took on some menial job whether waitressing or in an office….before realizing that wrk fucking sucks…then one day she came home to her boyfriend wacking off to a Glamour model in a lad mad and decided she was built for that life…that she had what it took to be one of those average at best, daddy issue filled, set of tits, topless modeling for mainstream UK media…..a career that will end in a Reality show or a pregnancy from a “Footballer”….they may all be the same breed of woman…but they all are all so different from nipple placement, size and color…to waist to hip ratio….and what it ultimately comes down to is that they are the real heros in today’s world….
Posted in:Jessica Kingham|NSFW
2013
13
Mar
Late Night Booty Call of the Day
I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….
2013
12
Mar
Rihanna’s Rockin’ Nipple of the Day
The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad….
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2013
12
Mar
Eniko Mihalik Titties for Elle France of the Day
Eniko Mihalik is showing her titties for fashion….in March’s Elle France cuz in France…showing titties is like wearing a shirt…it is a cultural thing…like wine, cheese, hairy armpits and Anal on the first date that isn’t really even a date, but more a random encounter at a night club….meaning shit’s not a big deal…cuz women who work at Banks and as Doctors and Lawyers dress like this….but we’re in North America…and for us…this is pornography and obscene….we can’t celebrate tits cuz tits are wrong…then they wonder why everyone’s gone gay…which they also say is wrong…creating so much pent up anger we go out and blow shit up….or shoot things….
She’s from Hungary, I’ve posted her tits many times before, but for some reason, it’s always like the first time….mainly cuz I never remember who she is….
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW
2013
12
Mar
Sophie Howard’s Titties Make a Comeback of the Day
Sophie Howard is an old timer…at least in terms of sex appeal…which is the basis of her career….she’s 30…..and I have this theory that is actually fact….that girls peak at 20….plateau thru 25….and then it’s all downhill from there…Unlike dudes, who get better with age….forcing us to try to make a lot of money in order to keep the flow of 20-25 year old girls on a steady rotation so that when they hit 26, you’ve got a replacement vagina….
So her story is this….she was a glamour model in the UK…where she showcased her tits….until realizing in 2011 that “this isn’t a retirement plan, they only pay me 200 dollars a shoot, and when I hit 30, no one will care about my big tits, and I haven’t landed a footballer husband, possibly because I have Lupus, and no one like a girl with autoimmune disorders, just ask anyone with AIDS”….so she went back to study nursing, before realizing 30,000 dollars a year slaving a way is a lot shittier than showing her tits once a week….so she’s back….and here’s a preview of her comeback tour…and by comeback tour, I mean titttiesss!!!
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Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Howard
2013
12
Mar
Sexy Skin in the Babe Round-Up of the Day
Here are the top Babe galleries from around the internet that I’ve found today….if you’re like me…you’ll like it….cuz you can never have too many babes to look at half naked…even if your life involves only one fat miserable one…who you married and now are locked into….
It is 5 am…I am wasted…click on the pics…to see more of the girl…simple and amazing concept…enjoy…back with a wicked hangover in a few hours…I hate my life…but love it.
Posted in:NSFW
2013
11
Mar
Ebonee Davis Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day
Terry Richardson posted some pics of this Ebonee Davis model on his website and I have no idea who she is…but she’s got 75,000 followers on twitter…which I guess means she does something….like all the other no name girls on my twitter with tons of followers….and that something…that magical secret to her success is that she probably gets naked….at least we know she did once for Terry Richardson…and thank god for that…cuz these tits are fucking amazing….all pierced and big….on her small model frame….making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that.
[gsllery]
Posted in:Ebonee Davis|NSFW
2013
11
Mar
Zippora Seven is Naked for Derek Henderson of the DAy
I follow Zippora Seven on instagram – because she’s awesome….you know some 20 year old babe from New Zealand just trying to make it in America through getting naked for photographers…and being all hipster and fashionista about the shit…rather than trashy hooker cam girl about the shit…which for some reason, I like better….maybe cuz trashy hooker cam girls, although naked just don’t have a modeling agency and aren’t published in magazines like Vogue…making them lower grade than this….and maybe, just maybe, cam girls are bottom of the fuckin barrel…while this girl…is doin’ it for easy livin’….cuz naked for fashion is better than working….
She’s also been getitng naked for fashion since she was 16 and it was illegal…thanks to her hippie parents who named her Zippora for that…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven
2013
08
Mar
Kamilla Hansen Nipples on the Fashion Show Runway of the Day
Kamilla Hansen is a 19 year old from Cabo de Santo Agostinho Brazil….she is 5 foot 10….and works as a fashion model….a topless fashion model who is walking the runway in Milan….all luxuriously…despite being little more than a glamour model….other than being taller and more attractive than one….because fashion is pornography….they just don’t want their advertisers or the models to know that…because if they did….they’d be stuck with gutter topless chicks and shitty sponsors who pay you very little….they are so clever those fashion people….and I appreciate that they are around cuz otherwise I’d never see this model’s tits….and I like seeing this model’s tits….
Posted in:Kamilla Hansen|NSFW
2013
08
Mar
Holly Peers in Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day
Holly Peers is today’s Glamour Model of the day….and she’s doing my new favorite thing….the Page 360 animated GIF…where she does a little spin in pictures….making it all not quite a video, not quite a picture, but 100 percent objectifying herself…saying look at my body…like we were doing some kind of audition and this was the casting couch…where I scope her up and down to make sure there are no flaws…which obviously their are…that’s what makes her a glamour model and not an actual model…but luckily the other reason she’s a glamour model involves showing her tits…instead of working a boring job as a waitress or whatever else her limited skill set would allow…and without topless models…who have actual big old titties like Oprah…
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
07
Mar
Jessica Davies is a Better Glamour Model of the DAy
Hey Jessica Davies…..you’re some lovliness I’ve never heard of….and you need a lot more fans…because that loveliness needs to be spread around the world….and not just around the random men you’ve spread it on in your quest to get these big titties off a stripper pole and into the magazines….
She’ only has 10,000 twitter followers…which seems like fucking robbery considering she exposes herself on the internet, in magazines, and is busty as fuck, even if she looks a little cheap…
We like cheap…it’s a fucking recession….
So after you take in these big titties that luckily didn’t choose self respect, education, or a career….but instead chose “Show me tits, get me shillings”….like a good girl.
Those tits…I mean…seriously…Next level massive…and natural…what….?~!?
Posted in:Jessica Davies|NSFW
2013
07
Mar
Sabine Jablonski Doing a 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day
Sabine Jablonski is today’s Glamour model….but only because she’s doing this Page 360…..360 degree turn…in what is not quite a video…not quite a picture…commonly known as an animated gif….showing the world her entire body….topless and in panties…like she has nothing to hide….in what is almost as sexy as a medical exam for someone who doesn’t have a medical exam fetish…because she’s just standing there straight up…not posing sexy….ready to be felt up to see if she’s got titty, vagina or anus cancer……
The real question in all this is whether or not she could she find heels any higher to try to make her short..stalky…typical glamour model body…..seem as long and as luxurious…as possible….and I’m goin’ with No….
Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jablonski
