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2015
11
Jun
Bekka Gunther Amazing for Cameron Davis of the Day
Here’s a girl I follow on Instagram named Bekka Gunther and one hour ago she posted these pics by Cameron Davis…and one hour ago…making these pretty fresh off the fucking press…if we actually used a printing press, but rather just upload t othe internet in an easy and affordable way…but more importnatly, one hour ago…was coincidentally the exact same time I fell in love with this babe and had to dig into the depths of the internet to find the shoot featuring at least one of her nipples because free the nipple has made everyone show their nipples…careers are built off nipples…and let’s hope Bekka Gunther’s career is a long one filled with me offering her money for sex.
Posted in:Bekka Gunther|NSFW
2015
11
Jun
Elena Melnik by Igor Oussenko Nude for Fashion of the Day
It always amazes me when Russian women break free from a life as a mail order bride, cam girl, hooker for the rich men…and actually establish a career in the fashion industry, which in a lot of ways is worse than the sex trade, because Human Trafficking that leads to a better life for the poor as fuck, yet hot as fuck, thanks to communism ethnic cleansing, doesn’t have shit on a billion dollar, made in sweatshop factory, to overcharge the public by making them think there is some inherent value due to a brand name, leading to debt and suicide…fashion kills people…but I guess fahsion is also sex because people wear fashion to look good and fashion get girls naked to sell fashion…and I guess what I am saying is that this Trump model, who has worked for big brands, is on the “hey I have tits, shoot me in black and white, it’s art or editorial, or a creative, while being an excuse to show my tits, maybe making me the next Emrata…and I like that about her…
Russians…such good work ethic….and tits…
Elena Melnik may be the future…
Posted in:Elena Melnik|NSFW
2015
10
Jun
Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene of the Day
The show is called Verdades Secretas….It is some immigrant shit that I assume is from Brazil…so not quite immigrant shit to them…but immigrant shit to me and this is my site so that’s what matters…
So I don’t understand what the fuck is going on here…I don’t know if this is even Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria’s Secret model trying out acting, because acting is a fucking joke and anyone can do it…
Maybe this was always her dream as a young girl to be on some low budget National soap opera looking pile of shit….or maybe now that she’s one of the most famous people out of Brazil, the offers come in, as you come in your sock, watching what she agreed to do…that seems to be a sex scene, but that I could be wrong about because I didn’t bother watching it…I got better shit to do…like sext.
I don’t know if this is old news, a big deal, because I assume none of this nonsense matters…but there is a homeless woman across the street peeing on the sidewalk…that to me is interesting…that to me matters…real people doing real things…I just can’t pull off filming this…people get so sensitive when it comes to homeless people…but here’s Alessandra in verdades secretas instead.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|NSFW
2015
10
Jun
Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day
Should I even post on Joanna Krupa topless on the beach? I mean I’ve already got this deep into it…and she is rocking a set of solid fake tits like the stripper she was destined to be…but who instead got on TV and in Magazines allowing her to be the sugar baby, that is essentially a stripper, but with more money and less dancing…
She’s no longer on TV, she should have never been on TV, but she was hot in the late 90s, rode the men’s mags to some insane place that involves people knowing who she is…when she should have been forgotten like so many other men’s mag models before her…
ANd I guess being topless for paparazzi she called…we know how it works…is the scandal she can handle…pretend it’s a free the nipple moment…we’re onto all you washed up girls with cancelled TV shows showing your fake tits….
It’s the American dream…you born in Poland slut.
Here’s some instagram action….
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW
2015
10
Jun
Berit Birkeland by Larsen Sotelo Nude for Fashion of the Day
I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Berit Birkeland….so I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much…
But I do know that she’s lovely as fuck and as long as she is on her quest to model or act or get naked for photographers…I am willing to show my support and stare…even if I think this is all starting to get played out…before remembering that when I was 20…a long time ago…I said “I just wish I could see nude pics of every girl, I mean why won’t they just let me watch them shower or something, this clothes things sucks”….not realizing I was predicting the future of everyone in the fucking world gets naked.
Girls are pretty fucking hot right now…
Posted in:Berit Birkeland|NSFW
2015
09
Jun
Miley Cyrus Naked in Paper Magazine of the Day
So Miley Cyrus got naked and covered in randon shit in Paper Magazine, like she was still a hick headed to her grandfather’s house for a sleep over…
Because Paper magazine figured out the formula of getting media / tabloid whores that don’t actually matter naked…even though they are always naked…and presenting it as news, or something interesting, when it is really just distraction for overworked assholes with little time or energy to put into things, and this is more entertaining than the fact that the Government is raping us like a bunch of fucking idiots…
So let’s focus on distractions like this, or sexuality and gender issues, or nipples…instead of saying “hey taxes are fuck, the federal reserve is not owned by the country, ISIS and Bin Laden and Sadam all created by the west, why are we such drone idiots”…or…we care about Miley’s fucking nipples…that aren’t even that new, exciting or hot to look at in her lesbian hustle…
Fuck this noise, it is just noise…but here is that noise anyway…because that’s just the kind of hypocrite I am..This is what breaks the internet…a tool you’re all being tracked on..
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW
2015
09
Jun
Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day
I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time.
That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography…
So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me…
Posted in:Grace Jones|NSFW
2015
08
Jun
Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day
This looks like some Bruce Jenner caliber scars, if Bruce Jenner actually committed to being Caitlyn Jenner, and not in a half assed way that I like to think could just as likely be a 100 million dollar revenue earning strategy to keep the family in the media…
They are that horrible…don’t pretend they aren’t just cuz motherfucker got some tits…to go with the fact that he was married to an alpha male first…
Sex Change scars, or bitch hooked herself up to a vacuum cleaner before going on stage…but I guess when you get banged out by black dudes named “Big Sean”…it’s safe to say that eventually your vagina has so much scar tissue, essentially so beat the fuck up that it has a mind of its own…and tries to escape the host body for refuge…
I mean I don’t even know what the fuck I’m looking at here…is that even a vagina? Or a rash? Or product of the Chastity Belt she clearly ripped off with every dude she fucks to fill the void…
I don’t think that’s labia…and I’ve seen some vagina…but it could be the seam from where the scientists who made her made the her battery port…
Who knows…I’ll just assume it’s alien…Grande….
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Posted in:Ariana Grande|NSFW
2015
08
Jun
Cara Santana Nude Sunbathing of the DAy
Her name is Cara Santana. I always just assumed she was Carlos Santana’s daughter, I mean same last name…and really if you’re a tacky Mexcian, or Italian….or really anyone, usually white trash, who name their daughters after their fathers…
But after a quick google search, it turns out that she’s a nobody, just engaged to a somebody, who is barely a somebody but named Jesse Metcalfe and women everywhere had lady boner’s poking out of their oversized hanes, that were still one size too small…but all that fits…thanks to obese women watching and loving the show he was on…
That said…she’s naked, on what I assume is snapchat in a pic, I assume was shot by home, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…not quite a glamour model, but she’d be one if this was the UK, but instead it is America..and she’s living the American dream.
So she’s not the neglected trust fund kid we want her to be, but she’s still behaving in ways I can imagine are daddy issues and I like that…but she’s still lovely as fuck..and I should be friedns with her…
Posted in:Cara Santana|NSFW
2015
05
Jun
Eniko Mihalik Naked for Marie Claire France of the Day
Eniko Mihalik is a hard faced model…who is in the latest issue of Marie Claire France, reminding us that France is all about the titties and always have been, because tits are awesome and should be celebrated, or at least allowed to be exposed by the girls who own them, for the men who get turned on by them, while playing it casual as they slowly and subtly get their creep on…
Eniko Mihalik, like France, always shows her tits, so this union just makes sense…on all levels, like their moral and value code, as well as her career goals and experience, and more importantly for people like me, and I assume you, because I am convinced you are me, and my readers are just me refreshing the site in my sleep, never get bored of this shit, even when bored of this shit..
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