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2015
19
Jun
Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day
Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves..
That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical….
Posted in:Marlijn Hoek|NSFW
2015
19
Jun
Julia Cumming and Tilda Lindstam Nipples for Dazed Summer of the Day
Dazed Magazine is some hipster fashion shit that’s been around for a long time…and in being some hipster fashion magazine they are mandated to use various models, since all models will work with something hip and fashion, to get in naked and compelling pictures, often times showing their nipples, because it is neither hip nor fashion without nipple…
That I need to flag NSFW, because hipster fashion people get the big brands to advertise for millions of dollars so that they can secure a staff, and I lose my 30 dollars a month advertisers to pay the server…if they see nipples…fuck you mainstream media…and your lies…
Here’s the Summer 2015 issue highlights so far….
Tilda Lindstam….who I’ve never heard of…
Julia Cumming….who I’ve never heard of, but apppreciate anyone related to cumming….it’s like subtle brainwashing to make me jerk off to her…
Posted in:Julia Cumming|NSFW|Tilda Lindstam
2015
19
Jun
Possible Marilyn Monroe Unreleased Topless Pic of the Day
Here’s a picture that is floating around of Marilyn Monroe’s tits…
Because fat girls love to talk about how Marilyn Monroe was a size 15 or some shit…saying that back in the day, girls were more voluptuous and meaty and that is what is actually sexy…
Meanwhile studies have come out recently, than the average weight of women today is that of men in the same time these pictures were taken…
Making me think…the media may be lying to me…
Speaking of lies, this may not be Marilyn Monroe, but whoever it is looks scary and crazy, and possibly like the zombie of Marilyn Monroe coming to suffocate you with her slut in hollywood tits.
Posted in:Marilyn Monroe|NSFW
2015
18
Jun
Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day
Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me!
No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used…
Posted in:Melina Martin|NSFW
2015
17
Jun
Olga Kurylenko Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day
I am going to assume that these are old pics of Olga Kurylenko, because she’s now 35 and 35 year old, even when communist hookers, generally don’t get naked, unless they’ve been fired by their sugar daddy.
Her story is typical, she was imported to Paris at 16 by some rich pervert…pretending to make her a model with plans to takeover the world…when really she was brought over for sex….and has since been in a couple of movies….but more importanlty…has married rich guys, twice, for citizenship in non-communist countries and more importantly…for divorce settlements that mean she doesn’t need to work..
What matters is the bush….
Posted in:NSFW|Olga Kurylenko
2015
17
Jun
Sara Tansy and Her Duck Swag of the Day
Sara Tansy is an amazing photographer who I guess also gets in front of the camera…sometimes naked…because…everyone should be naked…at least for me…because I like looking at naked everything…I am a creepy pervert who turns art and innocent nudity into porn…but then again…I make girls tying their shoes, driving…applying lipstick…eating ice cream porn too…everything…even things not intended to be porn are porn to the right person..
That said, she’s based out of Melbourne Australia and she has a pet Duck naked Louie DK…which seems absolutely insane…but when they do photoshoots together…it seems absolutely magical…like some kind of Disney inspired love story….but that magic may have less to do with the duck and more to do with half nakedness …especially when half nakedness looks like Sara Tansy…and all of her body parts…
I may or may not be in love with her..but I am definitely in love with her pretty pics of her and her duck…
Shot by Le TANS – www.sara-tansy.com / @sara_tansy
Posted in:NSFW|Sara Tansy
2015
16
Jun
Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day
Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but could mean she’s a Nazi…Nazi or not, she is was Hiltler was looking for…a solid aryan…that may or may not be a product of ethnic cleansing…because I guess girls that look this good shouldn’t exist without scientific intervention like they did with her model competitor, who is unfortunately not fighting her in a mud wrestling match to the death, the one who hangs out with Taylor Swift and was grown in a test tube….
Not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s posing topless like all good models do these days…because if you don’t post topless you don’t matter…and I guess Nadine Leopold matters….but not as much as her tits…
Posted in:Nadine Leopold|NSFW
2015
16
Jun
Kesler Tran’s Got a New Nude Girl of the Day
Kesler Tran is one of the LA based photographers who I apprecaite. He does pretty solid nudes, with a certain level of production value, that are hot and classy and interesting to look at….which is what I look for in nudes…
You see, I am so desensitized to porn, vulgar, graphic, grimy, low quality shit..and I am so bored of nude pics, even though I love seeing people nude, ideally people I know…that when nice images happen, I notice for a few seconds, which is more than I spend on most things, as instagram and Tumblr and blogs just throw this shit down our throats everyday all day…so to even notice nudes like this…means something…not much but something….
I don’t know the model’s name.
Posted in:Kesler Tran|NSFW
2015
12
Jun
Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day
Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”…
But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive…
I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life…
Posted in:Natasha Lyonne|NSFW
2015
12
Jun
Paula Bulczynska Naked for Cameron Davis of the Day
All these photographers, like Cameron Davis and all these models, like Paula Bulczynska, who may not even be models, kind of blend into one another…
It’s like pretty pics of pretty girls naked or half naked looking pretty…run through a filter or even shot on film to be edgy…in what I appreciate, you know instagram accounts need to be filled up…and in what I am guilty of…because I’ll take or promote a girl who isn’t famous getting naked or half naked to increase her reach…but I can’t help but find the whole thing boring…
It’s like the internet is turning me Asexual with all this content…I stopped watching porn 8 years ago…I turned to nudes and sexting…and fashion type shoots of hotter chicks not getting fucked…but now I’m bored of that…but I still tun to sexting…because sexting is interractive…and spread vag pics of a girl who works at the mall…will always be hot to me…
So Paula Bulczynska and Cameron Davis are good, maybe even great…but I want more..from everyone…
Posted in:NSFW|Paula Bulczynska