- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
Archive for the NSFW Category
2015
29
Jun
Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day
Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture…
I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly…
These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous…
Hookers call this the #WCW
Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS!
Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show..
Posted in:Gigi Hadid|NSFW
2015
29
Jun
Arnaud Lajeunie’s for L’imparfaite of the Day
His name is Arnaud Lajeunie…
He is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed…
But his pics are still good, or maybe I just like that there are nude girls in it…
It’s for some magazine called L’Imparfaite And I figure it’s btter than not looking at the pics…of naked models…who think this is art…while clearly it is porn…because I’m trying to jerk off to it…and more importantly, because i’m considered a porn site…for some fucked up oppressive reason…
Posted in:Arnaud Lajeunie|NSFW
2015
26
Jun
Kate Hudson’s Topless Friends of the Day
Kate Hudson is in a bikini with a bunch topless bitches, which is a nice change of pace for her, shes normally surrounded by various men she’s fucked, some of whom she’s fucked so well they’ve tried to kill themselves, Owen Wilson, all while being some Daddy issue slutty rich kid, daughter of a Hollywood starlet, who because a Hollywood starlet of her own….
The only issue in all this is that she’s not pulling out her titties too, I am sure enough people have seen her nipples in her private life to fill up a “Kate Hudson Guys She’s Fucked Cruise”…stopping in every port to fill up the empty cabins….
It’s the free the nipple generation, she’s old, and shouldn’t be so conservative, cuz when you’re with a bunch of friends in Europe busting out tits, because everyone busts out tits in Europe, you should bust out your tits, otherwise you look like a fucking asshole…and not just because you’re holding out cuz the paparazzi is watching, but because of everything she’s done in her privilaged brat life…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Kate Hudson|NSFW
2015
26
Jun
Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day
Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam…
I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares.
Posted in:Gabriela Cruz|NSFW
2015
25
Jun
Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy
What does the world need less of?
Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs…
Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole…
The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine…
As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it…
Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares…
2015
25
Jun
Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day
I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something…
I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe…
Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know…
2015
25
Jun
Kirstin Kragh Liljegren for Mixte Magazine of the Day
I don’t know anything about Mixte Magazine….
I don’t know anything about Kirstin Kragh Liljegren…
I just know she’s not as downs syndrome looking as some other Danish models, but more importantly, she’s getting topless in magazines before being famous, because naked’s not a big deal, naked is natural, let’s make America less about guns, and more about naked, because naked is sexy, even if it can lead to AIDS, Rape and other things for people who can’t control their sexual desires after stimulated by the devil’s work…nudity…
And that may be all I need to know…
Here’s her instagram She’s Good
Posted in:KIRSTIN KRAGH LILJEGREN|NSFW
2015
24
Jun
Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day
Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit…
Posted in:Louise Mikkelsen|NSFW
2015
23
Jun
Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day
Mariah Carey…is in Italy hanging with billionaires who fist fight other billionaires over Miranda Kerr, her boyfriend Brett Ratner, and some dude named Kevin Tsujihara who is the CEO of Warner Brothers…because I guess she’s Mariah Carey and only likes the smell of money in her presence, which isn’t something exclusive to Mariah Carey, as so many girls who have the same ego as Mariah Carey, I’m talking sluts on my instagram with millions of followers because they post tit pics…who only hang with rich guys…at least Mariah Carey comes from an era where you had to be good to be cared about, not just an instagram personality…and I figure as long as she’s showing off her hard nipples in a bikini, even in her 40s as a mom, she’s doing ok by my standards, which are very low….
She’s built like a tank…but she’s got nipples ready to be milked…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Mariah Carey|NSFW
2015
23
Jun
Monika Jagaciak Naked Photoshoot of the Day
Her name is “Jac”, these pictures are by Johan Lindeberg….who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is a good enough photographer to have models like Monika Jagaciak shoot with him, not that that’s saying much…models are interchangeable and work very little and constantly look for stuff for their portfolio in hopes of it going viral so that they get the gig…you know blow the booking agent away so that they give her the work instead of some other immigrant stealing American jobs…
She’s now locked down her Victoria’s Secret angel contract, after years of doing work for them, so until recently, she’s done random nude work…that wasn’t actually work. I asusme this is some of that..but could be fresh…
I don’t trust anything Victoria’s Secret does..those manipulative bastards with their Billion dollar brands…
Posted in:Monika Jagaciak|NSFW