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2015
03
Jul
Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day
My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks…
That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction….
That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July..
VIA KaveriisPhotos
2015
03
Jul
Kristy Goretskaya for Grazia By Purienne of the Day
I’ve posted topless pics of model Kristy Goretskaya …
I still don’t know who she is…I don’t know what Russian Mafia Run cam room she was pulled out of to become a titty model for fashion…but I know Henrick Purienne, or at least his work, and as a photographer, and I say this about a handful of photographers…he’s one of the most compelling and interesting out there when it comes to getting girls naked and making them look good naked…artistic, fashionable, relevant..whatever the fuck this is…
I think there’s nothing more american than Two immigrants producing amazing content for some immigrant magazine that has nothing to do with America, other than the fact that Purienne has a US work visa…which means he has a social security number and the ability to get a US cell phone…and that he probably lives in a Hollywood Hills house far more substantial than anything your white trash ass will ever live in…at least that’s where the top pic looks like it was shot….which is American enough..you know keep the American poor and in suburban hell shopping at Walmart…and give the non-American rich people all the accesss to all the amazing America has to offer #landofthefree…. #USA
Posted in:Kristy Goretskaya|NSFW
2015
03
Jul
Stephanie Mac is my Aussie Girlfriend of the Day
This is my Australian girlfriend who doesn’t have sex with me, who doesnt want to have a Catfish experience with me, where we blindly fly her here to surprise her with a horrible basement apartment we share with my obese wife…it’s like hey hot girl from Australia, leave that beautiful setting, with beautiful people, to enter hell…I promise I’ll do posts on you….
Her name is Stephanie Mac …and like pretty much every Aussie model on instagram…is amazing…Seriously, I follow close to 4,000 random models who aren’t famous models on instagram and the Aussie girls are the ones that speak to my soul the most..
I don’t know why, but maybe it’s a Crocodile Dundee fetish from the 80s I just can’t shake…
Or maybe it’s because these girls just get it, and are just amazing…either way, here’s the first post of many on her, because I’m in love, even if it is one-sided..
Posted in:NSFW|Stephanie Mac
2015
03
Jul
Hannah Glasby & Julia Almendra by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day
Andrew Kuykendall is a friend of the site…he’s also one of my favorite photographer’s out there…not that that is really saying much…you know eveyrone can capture an image…and there is so much fucking noise out there with instagram and iPhones…that everyone is a photographer…but I actually really like his pics..but I have no taste, or concept of quality…right…
That said, he shot these Amazing pics of pornstar KAYDEN KROSS for me…probably not his biggest job as he’s done a TON of different shoots…but they are pretty amazing pics of Kayden Kross…
And this recent shoot of his, unaffiliated to this site, with these babes Hannah and Julia…is hot hot…and good enough for the Fourth of July…
Posted in:Andrew Kuykendall|Hannah Glasby|Julia Almendra|NSFW
2015
02
Jul
Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day
Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym…
Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat…
Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio
2015
02
Jul
Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones for Kesler Tran of the Day
Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers out of LA, this guy just bangs out interesting pics of some of the hottest girls in LA, who I guess are either sugar babies, aspiring models and actresses, you know trying to get great photos of them so that blogs start talking about them, and they increase their social media presence and hourly rate…..for all aspects of their life..
I don’t know who Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones…are ….I just know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..
Posted in:Berit Birkeland|NSFW
2015
01
Jul
Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 of the Day
I don’t know who Chloe Wheatcroft is, but clearly she’s a model, who is built like a model, in an era where models, who are built like models, are shamed by fat girls…because fat girls hat skinny girls..and the brand that use skinny girls…even though skinny is healthy, and just as geneticially predisposed as it is for them to be skinny as it is for those bitches to be fat…
The good news is that the general public hate fat chciks, and so do fat chicks…but unfortuantely, brands are tyring to seem tolerant, ending girls like Chloe Wheatcroft,…
Which I guess doesn’t matter, I’m just posting her for her tits…
Posted in:Chloe Wheatcroft|NSFW
2015
01
Jul
Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day
When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch…
You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran….
Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press…
I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet…
She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off…
So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning….
Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE
Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW
2015
30
Jun
Valeriya by Jean Pierrot for Treats! of the Day
I don’t know if I already posted these pics of some model named Valeriya by a photographer named PIEROT , who I am going to assume is from france, and thus very good at taking semi erotic photography, because French people despite being exposed to so many tits, have produced some of the greatest erotica in the world, because I guess it ain’t a thing to them, but really it ain’t a thing to any photographer, they’re all a bunch of perverts..
I don’t anything about the model Valeriya, but assume she’s ethnic..but still has a work visa because if you’re a titty model…it is easy to get a work visa…something More Mexicans should look into doing…because it must be a loop hole, why else would all these immigrants exist..
Unless she’s actually just Valerie from the Valley, with two white, middle management parents, who drive a Jeep Cherokee…but who got nowhere as Valerie from the valley, other than some porn offers, because she was willing to show her tits and there was a porn shoot going on in a house next door….while changing her name to Valeriya …all of a sudden made the nudes more artistic….it’s just that easy…
Posted in:Jean Pierrot|NSFW
2015
29
Jun
Chrissy Teigen’s Nipples on Instagram of the Day
Chrissy Teigen is an enemy of the site. Not because I am racist, but because she’s an intolerable pile of model shit, that gold dug her way to the good life, that I guess she’s confident enough in, to not lose her Instagram, even though normal people lose their accounts for this shit…
Shes the worst, pug faced, overrated, outspoken…uneducated but smart enough to land a rich singer right before he was super rice….making her look like her intentions are good..
She’s fat, she’s not hot, she’s old and should retire…yet she just keeps on producing garbage…like this, for W Magazine, because magazines are desperate to stay relevant, so why not put a topless sugar baby in the shit, it’s not like she’s working, has ever worked…that’s why she’s so active on twitter…she’s got nothing else to do but drink, medicate, and get uglier and older, fatter, and less interesting as each day goes by….
Her topless isn’t exciting, it’s been done, and wasn’t exciting, then…it’s just sad that she never made it, that she thinks she matters, and that she’s still working at this getting famous thing..
It’s even sadder than execs are blinded by her noise, and think she matters enough to get herself a TV show or in a movie, as you know she will…
This world is predictable, low quality…and here’s a tit that doesn’t matter…on instagram…who I guess think it matters enough…not to delete her…even though they should…because she doesn’t matter…but I guess her husband does and that leveraging will get her out of anything….
I guess she’s tapping into the softcore porn she was destined for…who cares.
Here are other recent throwback nudes that have been released…
To see the Rest CLICK HERE
Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW