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2018
22
Mar
Courtney Stodden’s Massive Tits of the Day
Courtney Stodden’s bolt on tits that look liked they got bolted on by a one armed, possibly blind, maybe brain injured plastic surgeon, were let out to breath recently, and while wondering how this woman is capable of breathing or going through life with these things strapped to her chest, part of me feels inspired…inspired that despite it not being the 90s, the era of the bolt on tits, girls are still bolting on their tits, and sure Stodden isn’t the 16 year old she pretended to be for the media when she first came to our attention, and is likely in her mid 40s, and a sex worker who always craved tits like this, but like the rest of tabloid reading america, I liked to believe the lie, the story, it was funny….but not as funny as whatever the fuck these tits are…they are comical, circus tits, clown tits, that I want to juggle in my mouth tits…
I am a fan of whatever this is.
Posted in:Courtney Stodden|NSFW
2017
14
Sep
Farrah Abraham Did a Webcam Show of the Day
Farrah Abraham did a cam show to promote her pocket pussy with a masturbation on Cam session she got paid for – because she is a reality star turned sex worker…I didn’t promote it because no one was paying me to promote it – and I have my own CAM SHOW deal going on – that I am too busy to bother with her cam show – shamelessly promoting nonsense – from TEEN MOM SLUT to TEEN MOM ON TV to PORN to whatever it is she does now to hang onto whatever she had going for her…..
I view her as my business partner because I made more money from her sex tape than I had on anything ever….a terrible business partner….but business partner none the less and I support her work as a cam girl because I believe in cam girls being the future….I just can’t stand looking at that mangled plastic surgery face…it’s a reminder of just how broken she is…like all sex workers I guess..but other sex workers didn’t have TV shows or celebrity really…making her story a really weird one..
I assume very few people cared to watch her cam show, she’s at that point in her relevance..but here are some pics of it anyway…
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- http://thefappeningblog.com/
Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW
2016
05
Dec
Is This a Real – Demi Lovato Pussy Pic of the Day
Rumor has it that this is Demi Lovato’s pussy…I wonder who decided this was Demi Lovato’s pussy, did they cross reference with all her other pussy pics, and they just know it’s her pussy, because it looks like every other pussy pic ever sent to me from every other girl, because pussy pics are virtually all the same…yes some have more lip, more clit, but a pussy is a pussy is a pussy…I don’t know what makes this Demi Lovato’s pussy, is it bi-polar, does it sing bad songs for half retard fans, there are just so many question marks….where is Wilmer Valderamma when we need him, but he probably couldn’t answer…because he was busy fucking all kind of other pussy when with this pussy…it’s what you do when you’re rich and have nothing else to do…maybe he’s the one who leaked this? Maybe her fat fingers are the identifier, I’ve heard she has a sex tape with Miley from when they were underage and living in Nashville…I don’t know if that actually happened, but maybe Miley is part of this….
OR MAYBE it’s just a random fucking pussy with not enough bush to make me want to hang out with it….
Posted in:Demi Lovato|NSFW
2016
25
Aug
Lesly Jones’ Alleged Hacked Photos of the Day
I don’t know if this is Leslie Jones….or if it is a prank cuz a story of her pics being hacked…I know that any fat black girl could pass for her…and possibly some farm animals…and that’s not a racist statement – it applies to white girls this size also….and really, a lot of dudes love big girls overpowring them. I know at least one skinny white dude who seeks this shit out…big black girls suffocating him out…true story…
I know Ghostbusters sucked, people blamed her…it was a terrible idea. I know some people find her comedy brilliant. I know lots of ppl went racist on her on twitter – making Harambe jokes…and I know what she may look like taking it up the ass…..GRAPHIC…
I also know this may get me sued…so we will say it’s PROBABLY NOT Leslie Jones….it can’t be Leslie Jones….we don’t need to s this – but if the lawyers come at me – we will know the truth….
Posted in:Leslie Jones|NSFW
2016
22
Apr
Top 7 Models on Porngatherer of the Day
Porngather Does the Porn Gathering for You…
We live in a world of too much bullshit. Too much noise. Too many social media accounts. Too many people to follow. Too many stupid mindless videos to watch. Too many live broadcasts of people we don’t care about…it’s enough to create fucking panic…
One thing we never have too much of is porn, because we are perverts and we like watching girls naked and slutty exhibitionists…it’s something ingrained into our core…
The problem is that as porn got more popular and mainstream, and the internet got more popular and mainstream…all these random companies started putting out more and more content, and girls started coming out of the woodwork calling themselves pornstars because they banged once on camera for 500 dollars…and the whole thing got and busy, confusing, and uninspiring as everything else online…it was almost impossible to navigate, to dig, to find good quality smut…
But like everything, we can now outsource our porn searching…by using sites like PORNGATHERER , who goes out and finds the good stuff…so you didn’t have to….
I don’t watch porn, I don’t like the way it objectifies women, but if I did, I would use a service like this, but then again I am a busy man – sitting around doing nothing all day – in need of personal assistants to do everything, from finding me the porn like PORNGATHER …now I just need to go find someone to jerk me off so I don’t have to…
Living the life of LUXURY…
So PORNGATHERER has a list of models – this is the Top 10….I don’t know anything about :
1- Lucy Li
3- Alexis Texas
4- Elle Georgia
5- Faye Reagan
6- Riley Reid
7- Madison Ivy
FOR MORE CLICK HERE
THEY ALSO HAVE FREE PORN GALLERIES
So……get on it.
2015
17
Dec
Brazilian Wax Demo Video of the day
I am an advocate of bush. The bigger the bush the better. I’ve loved bush since the 80s, and I’ll love bush until the day that I die…because bush is highly erotic, it’s natural…and it’s great to cum on….
I know there was a blip in the bush matrix, where people assumed that bald pussy was what everyone wanted. There were even homosexual closet case men who would say things like “hair is gross on a woman”…and really believe it…I don’t know where they got that from, real men fuck anything…so I guess their intentions for that vagina were weird…
I used to want to stage protests outside waxing studios, as a joke, I even wanted to infiltrate one as a waxer, you know get certified as a waxer, to make girls feel creeped out getting waxes, while seeing a lot of pussy in the process…and I guess that dream is still alive, because this demo video from a waxing company is fucking erotic to me…
I used to google waxing and look up videos on youtube all the time, and never was it this erotic…
Now I still love bush, I am a bush til I die, but Im not about to boycot a bald pussy, because I love all pussy, and I do still think the need to wax is idiotic, the insecurities hair girls have is idiotic, but seeing the process…of the wax…is amazing….at least when the model is this girl and not some fucking monster you don’t want to see the asshole of…
2015
09
Jul
Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day
Elsa Hosk for Lui Magazine by Cédric Buchet may be the hottest, most interesting, most amazing, most epic, distraction from the fall of the economy, government, financial system, and possibly the end of the world as we know it…
Because she’s showing her tits…
Tits she was showing before she landed the Victoria’s Secret contract..and tits that she will continue to show because once you’ve pulled your tits out, you need to keep them out, otherwise people will think you just showed your tits for attention to land that evil corporate contract…that will set you for life and secure rich husbands for life…instead of really believing in showing your tits…
She’s Swedish and in Lui, which is what I assume the French from France version of Playboy or GQ, designed to showcase model tits, instead of trashy girl tits…and model tits, with good photographers is more interesting to look at…
TO SEE HER VICTORIA SECRET SHOOT CLICK HERE
Here’s the other shoot that LUI put out for the July/August issue featuring: Axel Pons Ramon, Chrispophe Canitrot, & Carolina Jaramillo
2015
09
Jul
Amelia Arnau Topless Enough by Katja Kremenic of the Day
I am always in the mood for relatively unknown to me models from either Spain or Brazil, who are presumably actually women, but you never know, because Brazil, like Thailand and Philippines, has a lot of fucking trannies, who are actually hotter than their native girls, and I am not even into trannies, it’s just the way it is…
Her name is Amelia Arnau, I’ve never heard of her, but that doesn’t mean she’s not famous, or doesn’t exist, because I have seen her tits and I think that is part of existing…at least as an instagram model, or even a real model, because if you don’t show your tits..no one bothers googling your stupid Amelia Arnau name.
This is for a bikini or bathing suit brand…that is see through..because nipples are trendy…thank god…show them off….
Posted in:Amelia Arnau|NSFW
2015
08
Jul
Rachel Yampolsky for Mikel Roberts of the Day
I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, and it gives these girls credibility..
Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer mikel roberts…
And whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis..
That said, what she is proving is that the world is full of hot girls who feel hot enough to take hot pics…making the girls making money being hot girls…less relevant, and more affordable…and that’s a good thing…just not as good as her young tits.
Posted in:NSFW|Rachel Yampolsky
2015
06
Jul
Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day
Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers…
So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit…
So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum.
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Posted in:Chelsea Handler|NSFW