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2014

02

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

I always get in trouble when people die because I laugh at death, I am hardcore like that, it’s like fuck you death and the person you took, even if I am well aware that death sucks as a concept…

You know seeing the world collectively hold hands crying for someone who they never met and who didn’t give a fuck about them just confuses me…sure they are celebs, but do they really matter, and did you really care that they were alive yesterday.


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Every time a celeb dies, I lose followers, traffic partners, all because I get carried away, so today, I resolve to be nicer about death…to may my RIP Motherfucker posts more tributes that poking fun at their lives…Because never has there been a tragedy as great as a 65 year old obese man dying…because he was on TV….


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2013

30

Nov

RIP Motherfucker the Paul Walker Edition of the Day

TMZ Servers couldn’t handle the flood of teens who want 40 year old cock…searching for answers when they reported that the people WHO DIED IN THIS CRASH were Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious fame…

Paul Walker’s reps were reported to saying:


On Saturday (November 30) the actor’s reps officially confirmed that Paul Walker is not dead. “He joins the long list of celebrities who have been victimized by this hoax. He’s still alive and well, stop believing what you see on the Internet,” they said.

Some fans have expressed anger at the fake report saying it was reckless, distressing and hurtful to fans of the much loved actor. Others say this shows his extreme popularity across the globe.

Because let’s face it, if it was a Hoax, they staged it to remind people who Paul Walker was and to remind people he existed…

Or maybe it was a publicity stunt from “2 Fast 2 Furious – I’m 40 Why am I Still Doing these Movies oh right cuz they are the only jobs I get” thanks To Vin’ crush on me…

What it comes down to is whether Paul Walker is Dead or Not…He might as well be…Since he barely exists. Seriously, who the fuck is Paul Walker and why does everyone care?

Are we that starved for a celebrity death? Let’s hope for one who matters to actually die.

RIP Motherfucker…

Here’s a pic from the Car Accident he is rumored to have been in. Car’s don’t just blow up, so I am going to assume dude took his Fast and Furious training to the street and thought he was a professional racer, like a Soap Doctor performing surgery….apparently he wasnt’ driving. Oops.

Confirmation….

Her even tweeted his own death notice:

Death is never fun or funny. Drive safe and try to live forever. Hug your loved once…life is 2 fast and 2 Furious…

Remember 2 people died 2 soon. The driver of the car was named Roger Rodas.

Remember the “Walker Walking Dead” jokes are 2 Soon…

Remember, Paul Walker will live on forever in our hearts…and the bargain DVD bin at Walmart….

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2013

08

Apr

RIP Motherfucker the Annette Funicello Edition of the Day

Today, we lost a legend, and not I don’t mean Margaret Thatcher, I am talking about Aneette Funicello, the masturbation to a generation of kids who didn’t have access to porn, because porn just didn’t exist, and masturbating was reserved for doing secretly while your dead relatives watched to National Geographic or to babes in their bikinis in 1960s surf movies like Annette Funicello.

She was also Mousketeer, chosen by Walt Disney, which means she probably had sex with him, although at 13, she was probably too old for him…and now at 70..like Roger Ebert, she’s too dead for me.

But that doesn’t take away all the loads she made happen in her prime, and that is something we celebrate.

RIP motherfucker.

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2013

15

Mar

RIP Motherfucker – The Lil’ Wayne Edition of the Day

Lil Wayne is either right about to die…or already dead…. TMZ claims he is having his last rites read to him surrounded by family….he’s been having seizures and is in critical condition….

5:16 PM PT — We’re told Wayne is being prepared for his last rites … with his family surrounding him to say their goodbyes.

Wayne’s mother is currently on a plane flying to Los Angeles — and we’re told all major decisions about Wayne’s health (including the decision to discontinue life support) will not be made until she arrives.

You know what…it’s too bad…the dude was talented…I don’t listen to hip hop…but girls I try to have sex with do….and I’ve been to his shows at least once…and he was just a clever motherfucker and far too young to die….

No more – Tit Filled 250k Blowout Parties
No more – Amazing Bikini Clad Groupies on His Dick

That said, when you pollute your body hard with drugs like cough syrup/codeine/any pills and mix it withbooze..you’re playing with fire…..

Either way, RIP Motherfucker…

BTW – I Called it on Twitter the other day but no one listened….they never listen…

UPDATE – Birdman – The Guy Who Made Lil Wayne Tweeted This – Meaning His Death is a Publicity Stunt….

UPDATE – LIL WAYNE DEATH IS PUBLICITY STUNT !!! NOW EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHO HE IS. HIS MANAGEMENT SENT A FAKE STORY TO TMZ. THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING IN AN OFFICE AS PPL GO NUTS. THEY’LL BE RELEASING AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT SAYING -HE HAS A NEW ALBUM.

We are all idiots. We believe and care about this bullshit.

That said, stock up on Cough Syrup before it’s illegal.

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2012

18

Apr

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Dick Clark Edition of the Day

Don’t worry people….Dick Clark isn’t dead….They just want you to think he is…..He has just given up this body now that his clone body in the form of Ryan Seacrest can fully accept his soul…..

I get that you’d be nervous cuz if you’re like me….Dick Clark was a leader, perpetually ringing in the New Year like clockwork…because I guess it was clockwork….The guy was an offensive host…. filled with boyish good looks…..even into his 80s….and he did it in a way that didn’t make us wish he was dead…like we do with his new host body….

His last body was 82..luckily he is eternal….unfortunately….Ryan Seacrest was into this idea cuz he loves “Dick”…..

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2012

29

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Davy Jones Edition of the Day

So Davy Jones from The Monkees….a made for TV pop band that made hit songs because TV is so influential on the world….He was 66, they don’t know the cause of death…but the real concern isn’t how or why he died…but whether the public will treat him with the same respect they treated Whitney….you know he’s been in the game since the 60s, he’s got hits, I want a televised funeral, I want people crying about this on FB for weeks, I want flags at half fucking mast…cuz I’m a believer…in fairness….

Here’s his last performance a couple days ago, pre death if you were wondering…

RIP Motherfucker….now back to tits…

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2011

29

Nov

RIP Motherfucker – Patrice O’Neal Tribute Post of the Day

I generally don’t laugh at much. I don’t find anything “LOL” funny. I am either a comedy snob or just a bitter motherfucker who resents more successful people than me…If anything I find comedy annoying scripted shit, always the same joke over and over for idiots to laugh at cuz they feel they have to….

But, I have seen Patrice O’Neal live at the Just For Laughs event in Montreal. He is some funny shit, and now he is no more….His fatness that gave him diabetes, gave him a stroke that he didn’t recover from…and now he is dead…and that’s some sad shit….

Like so many comedians before him, living the grind, he chose burger and fries as his drug of choices, and slowly killed himself….I can relate.

He was a talent that I noticed he was a little flimsy at the Sheen Roast…but we’ve got tons of videos to remember him by….RIP Motherfucker. The Patrice O’Neal Edition…

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2011

23

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the Elizabeth Taylor Edition of the Day

What I coincidence. I feel like death and Elizabeth Taylor is death…not that that’s a surprise on any level, you know cuz she looked like she’s been dying hard the last 10 years, and now she can happily bond with all her friends who died before her, from Michael Jackson to Richard Burton and 45 of her other husbands…..I mean provided death wasn’t a permanent thing and landed you in a fancy penthouse apartment party of the stars..which I can assume it isn’t….

I’ll always remember her hot tits in classic movies…The world has lost one of the last of the classics…from when Hollywood was glamorous…and the real tragedy is that she didn’t bring Parish Hilton and the other trash that fills LA with her in some fiery natural disaster…this dying peacefully shit without bringing down people with you is kinda dull considering how eventful her career was. Oh well…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the Jack Lalanne Edition of the Day

Jack Lallane is dead, proving that daily exercise, eating well and not drinking alcohol doesn’t make you invincible…and that all his preachy bullshit as he made millions was just propaganda to sell juicers…cuz if shit was legit…he woulda lived to 120…

All this to say RIP Motherfucker, your late night infomercials inspired and gave me hope of a better tomorrow. Your hatred of fat ass rubbed off on me and encouraged me to give girls a complex and eating disorder….

And you didn’t actually inspire cuz I love sitting all day even if it is boring as fuck…and my fat ass works well on halloween when i dress like aunt Jamima…. something I’m not willing to give up….but his one piece leisure suits are genius…

Here’s a throwback clip….

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