Selma Blair has found a solid angle to revitalize her career and that angle is a Chronic Illness – MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS – to exploit as hard as she’s exploiting her ass in these pics to get some attention…

I am a fan. Sure I think the whole empowering thing is dumb, but any excuse to get girls naked works for me. I do think it’s silly when I see empowered girls exploiting ailments like being fat, which is only an ailment in being a lazy pig of a human, plus I don’t like seeing fat girls…..I do find empowerment dumb when it’s girls who claim they have ears that are too big for a model but yet they are still out there modeling…since that’s hardly an ailment…if that’s your insecurity that you’re angling…I mean you need to experience actual probblems.. but when it’s a legit disease, I get it….it is shamelessness with a cause….still shameless but with a backstory…so if it’s Alopecia, or Amputation from Toxic Shock, or MS / CANCER/ AIDS….it’s got some clout cuz I don’t want those things, and if you’re out there owning it with those things…good fucking work…

Apparently, Selma is getting hate for flashing her bare ass. It is against the Instagram terms and services you know…but I’m here wondering where her cane is…or walker….maybe the CHEMO that made her bald, and a great head to jerk off on…cured her…it gave her back the gift of life….

People are hating her for the nude…it’s barely a nude and clearly they don’t know what other whores post up daily…this is SOFT core, old LADY cuz she’s like 50 core…so I don’t buy it, and think it’s just an attempt to get more eyeballs…and it works…cuz nudes get likes…we are all perverts…

I’m just bummed she’s not showing us her MS CLIT….and actual butthole…just cuz you have MS, doesn’t mean you can’t fucking BRING it…properly…this walking that fine nude line is lame, half assed with a full ass, but not quit a full ass, cuz you can’t have an ass without anus winking at you….if you go for it…actually go for it…and if you’re getting hate for it…make it higher impact where you actually deserve the hate for terrifying someone with said MS CLIT….I mean before it had MS…it had half of Hollywood….

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Selma Blair may not be your dream girl, because you’re crazy….and don’t have a fetish for Crazy celebs from the 90s who are now pushing 50 and have Multiple Sclerosis….

WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE…

A famous woman with a degenerative disease that you can seduce by offering to be her caregiver. Pushing her around in that wheel chair, getting her to the point of not ever leaving you because she’s too medicated and sick, allowing you to spend all her Hollywood money, assuming she hasn’t spent all her Hollywood money, over the years as most Hollywood people who barely get work do.

Long gone are the days of super star rich people, being an actor can pay, if you’re the Rock…while if you’re someone like Selma Blair, you’re lucky to make 1,000,000 dollars a year, where 30% goes to management, agents, and lawyers…and another 50% goes to taxes, leaving her a couple 100k to live off of….not much when living in Hollywood.

The nice thing about getting older is the not giving a fuck ass flash….the other nice thing is her skinny frame thanks to her illness…even if you’d like more of an ass on your handicapped sick girl you’re trying to seduce…you take what you can get….or what’s being given.

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Selma Blair is fighting MS…and she’s doing it in the most ridiculous way. Shaving heads, acting like some kind of Buddha with her belly hanging out, in a bikini for the creepers….and it’s all good…

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Selma Blair posted up a panty ass pic – because she’s trying to stay relevant…even though she’s disappeared for 10 years….

The last time I wrote about Selma Blair I said:

So that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…so you chose the heat of the tropics…where you could run around half naked and alone…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

You know….only to visit instagram with her ass to get noticed, remembered, attention before she turns 50…cuz instagram is everyone’s favorite place to whore out….like they always wanted to but were told it would ruin their career if they did…but now their career’s rely on it…

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Yo, Selma Blair, that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene tools needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

I don’t know where I am going with this, but girl’s been invisible, and now she’s found, and it’d be a celebration, if she wasn’t 50.

Old as fuck.

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What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 45 years old….

What you also probably didn’t realize is that these old timers, were once young sluts, that’s how they got on TV in the first place, and they KNOW the importance of whoring out to matter.

They also know that as actors they must look as good as possible, and never get themselves fat…unless they are known for being fat..so she’s done a good job of that….

And I guess the bikini pics, just tie into the marketing and self promotion, a non fat woman who feels her sex appeal leaving her as she goes through menopause…really attempting to have dudes jerk off to her by sexualizing herself half naked. ..which is how I interpret this “just showing off my dive” pic we really didn’t need to ever see, but are seeing cuz she wants you to…and because clearly I’m a Selma Blair fan who likes repurposing her porn.

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This just in – Selma Blair is not Sophia Bush….

But she is Selma Blair…and she is in a bathing suit in Cannes…because I guess she’s still in the scene or maybe she fucks / dates / married a producer…

The last time we say Selma Blair was not when she was in Cruel Intentions, but maybe it was, I don’t remember anything else she’s been in, but I feel like she must have been in other things…

It was at Art Basel, so she’s doing the hipster instagram socialite thing, attending all the key events…and that’s what this about….

Oh wait, this is Palos Verdes California…she’s not at CANNES at all.

Aren’t you glad we worked through this one together.

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