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Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day


I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson….

Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it….

So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower…

Here are the pics.

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stepGIRLS for Stunner of the Month Club by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

STUNNER OF THE MONTH is a subscription based sunglasses company, that basically sends you sunglasses every month, because if you drink as much as I do, you can never have enough sunglasses….

They sent us some glasses, so we decided to do a post-thanksgiving, pre-Christmas, take a stepgirl out into the streets with @TheHeadHuntr and have her be hot as fuck in front of Christmas decorations, on this Black Friday, to get you in the Holiday Spirit, like I’ve been getting myself into, by listening to Christmas music and crashing Christmas parties, since it is the most wonderful time of the fucking year…

That said, STUNNER OF THE MONTH are offering a deal for anyone who signs up….so sign up….

Promo Code: STEPDAD
Offer: $2 off first month when they sign up for monthly subscription service

And if you’re not into that…Here are some pics of the amazing @Macbud one of the key @step_GIRLS by our friend @TheHeadHuntr in some Stunner of the Month sunglasses.

Sign Up for Monthly Sunglasses CLICK HERE

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Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet…in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS….

You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing…

So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls

I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

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Chelsea Lipp Whipped Cream Bikini for Andi Elloway of the Day

Andi Elloway is my favorite photographer in the history of photographers and I am not just saying that beacause I have seen her in a bikini during a photoshoot in a pool and it was a religious experience. I am saying it because despite it being a religious experience, the quality of her pictures were solid, I mean I know models who have a hard enough time just being hot in a bikini, you know unable to even answer basic questions while being in a bikini, yet Andi produces art while being art…

You see, despite being so hot while in action, hot enough to be in front of the camera – she chooses to be behind the camera and that is the perfect level of subtlety I like in a babe…it’s like “I could be a half naked girl, it’s easier, but I choose not to, I am the half naked girl taking pictures of a half naked girl, making the half naked girl she is taking pics of, more comfortable than I would, as I masturbate in the corner asking her to crawl around and arch her back more…I’m that kind of director…

So here is a little whipped cream bikini – amazingness with babe I don’t know much about, but feel the need to help organize a weekend retreat with…where I may propose in some orchestrated youtube video named Chlsea Lipp and this is just way too much of a good thing for my brain to process and absorb….all I know is that I am happy it happened….

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Sam Fuente stars in “stepGIRLS VS Creepettes” of the Day

Her name is SAM FUENTE and she is starring in the first instalment of the #stepGIRLS vs CREEPETTES (who are the models behind the Creepstreet brand…)

I mean I don’t think there is a loser in this situation, we are all winners, we’ve got a babe half naked, rolling around in a bed, showing some tit…for no specific reason…other than for the sake of taking pictures of her half naked, rolling around in a bed, which I guess is an amazing enough reason – when she looks as good at this…

The shoot was put together by resident evil Cannon Show of #stepGIRL fame and I HEART BORIS ….

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A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder….

The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice.


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stepGIRL Talula Wilde Bottomless Dreams of the Day

Her name is TALULA WILDE …she is one of the stepGIRLS which if you’re not familiar with, you probably don’t come to this site very often, but that doesn’t mean we won’t let you stare at pics of babes who have either recruited us or that we’ve recruited for photoshoots with talented people like Hussainstagram….for your hot girls half naked in pictures experience…

I love me some Talula Wilde…even though she doesn’t answer my calls when I stand outside her apartment at 4 am looking for someone to cuddle / watch shower with…but she does answer my calls when it comes to shooting magic…like this…

All this to say…she’s an amazing member of the team…look out for more of her…

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stepGIRL Kate in a Hot Fucking Shoot by Theodore Samuels of the Day

One of the original stepGIRLS who you haven’t seen nearly enough of…is a substantial, straight out of communism, but not really since she’s probably too young to remember communism…if she was even born in Communism, I met her in Montreal, which isn’t really that communist, I mean compared to the States it is, we have medicare and welfare and other social services, and the city is a little war torn and ghetto, falling a part with corruption, but that’s got nothing to do with stepGIRL Kate ….who clearly as a working model…doesn’t only do stepGIRLS shoots…like this exclusive that she Theodore Samuels

I mean these are some fucking nice pictures. I guess Theodore knows what he is doing…this is some top tier…looks like it should be in a Fashion Magazine, far better than any garbage Sports Illustrated is shitting out…this is hot hot hot…and I’m not just saying that because I have been on shoots with the model and I love her…I am saying that because they are good.


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Talula Wilde’s Gone Wild in New York of the Day

Our most famous and amazing stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …who is only going to continue to get more and more famous from here…until one day being far too famous to ever answer my calls or emails…but who may one day send me a letter from her lawyer asking me to remove any association with DrunkenStepfather.com and the #stepGIRLS..but who supports and encourages and loves our little movement right now…did this exclusive #stepGIRL shoot with our friend and famed photographer ALI HUSSAIN from GIVE ME A MILK …and it is amazing…

I mean this is one substantial and beautifully talented girl. The kind of girl I should leave my house to just stare at, which would be against my reclusive hermit existence, and really why bother when I have these amazingly shot, nude and pretty photos I can stare at instead…and now so do you.

So FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW #stepGIRLS ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ALI HUSSAIN ON INSTAGRAM …it will heal the world and make it a better place…just like these pics of Talula…

Amazing…I am in love…the kind of love that is forever and not just because I see her in all her glory.

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X-Men XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

My friends and celebrity sex tape industry experts at VIVID.COM – are also Parody Experts were nice enough to give me an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF X-MEN XXX

I figure that if you’re visiting this site, you have got to be some kind of nerdy, weirdo with aspergers, who is way too into celebrity babes to really leave the house and meet a fucking girl of your own, so porn is what it is, and what you’re left with…porn and fucking comics…sci/fi fantasy…never getting laid…

It’s the season of COMIC CON, but you don’t need me to tell you that, so this should fit in nicely with your social life…and virgin loser needs…


Here are some pics


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Amy Marietta By Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

Friend and babe, ANDI ELLOWAY , who I officially fell in love with this time last year, because along with taking hot pics of babes, she looked amazing in a bikini…it’s like talent from every angle…seriously…sent in these pics of Amy Marietta has a fashion blog called VIVIEREBELLA…and they are pretty fucking awesome…

If every fashion blog was made like this, with pictures like this, starring girls like this, the fashion world would be a far better place to masturbate…It’d be the fans and followers of these brands and babes doing the masturbating, instead of the designers as they stroke their egos, like any good narcissist who has his name across store windows around the world…

Enough of that, here’s the amazing Amy, but the Amazing Andi…the kind of AA I can fuck with…

See More of Andi’s Work HERE

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Happy July 4th, From #stepGIRL Talula Wilde and Chris Vongsawat of the Day

Video genius Chris Vongsawat who you can find on INSTAGRAM put together this little Fourth of July, Independence Day, July 4th, Firework show starring the lovely and talented #stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …topless and in her lingerie in New York City’s Times Square…because sometimes all you need is a Canadian to show you just how free you really are..

It’s our own take on FREE THE NIPPLE

I am sure you’re celebrating it your own way somewhere, probably a trailer park filled with canned corned and discount hot dogs, maybe fireworks that will kill at least one of you because you made it out of dynamite to impress everyone, but I hope it is just as naked, but definitely not as hot.

I think this is probably the best Independence day video of all time. Take that Will Smith.

See it on Vimeo

One more time…

Model Film: Talula Wilde @ stepGIRLS from Chris Vongsawat on Vimeo.

Show your grandmother and other friends how patriotic you are by sharing it

See it on Vimeo

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Drunkenstepfather EDC Exclusive of the Day

Unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life by becoming a DJ right around the time DJs started getting paid stupid fucking money thanks to EDM going mainstream and all the lame suburban college kids decided they were ravers….

Or unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life’s groupie girlfriend, who when I used to go to raves we’d call the “DJ HO” or “record bitch”…back when DJs used records…

Or unless you’re the sponsor, the VIP, or the dude making stupid money after organizing this event…

Music festivals seem like a fucking nightmare…and I wouldn’t be caught dead at them, no matter how hot everyday girls giving the party life one last shot before turning 30, coupled with half naked 20 year olds, are…

But I would convince my black friend to go take pics from drunkenstepfather, because half naked 20 year olds to 30 year olds raving..as stupid as it looks or sounds…are fun to stare at…

So here’s our EDC exclusive…shot on a point and shoot by a black man…probably dressed like a muppet…named kaveriis photos

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stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC, because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses…

So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing…

So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened….

I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique…


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stepGIRL in Wood by Julien Archembault of the Day

For those of you who don’t know…

We have a creative side project we call the step girls , where we collaborate with various photographers, artists, models, personalities, babes, and really anyone who wants to shoot or be shot in hot, sexy, interesting, compelling, high concept, fashion nudity, that is sometimes pretty grimy kind of ways…

It’s our way of producing what we think is good content, while showcasing talent and sending our message to the world in a fun, playful way…all while building a solid army of amazing people…it’s a lot of fun…and it gives me an excuse to make hot girls sit on my lap between pictures..

This week’s shoot was done by our friend and collaborator JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT we call it GIRL DOESN’T JUST GIVE WOOD, SHE CLIMBS INSIDE IT… and by we I mean we, because that’s what I just called it…

Cool stuff to come…while you come…no homo…

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