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2014

14

Feb

stepGIRLS Play XXXopoly of the Day


XXXopoly is a game we play with stepGIRLS….

It is designed for married couples to spice up their life, perfect on Valentine’s Day, aimed to expand the sex life, but it is perfect to make random girls or stepGIRLS because apparently the average person is a prude, and awkward, and need a game to push people in the right sexy direction…because you gamify…people play…

Monsieur Coms watches…Sure it is perfect for valentines day…but I think it is perfect for always…here’s today’s XXXopoly move…

YOU NEED TO GET THIS GAME BY CLICKING HERE

Come back for the next pic and Erotic Chest in this series…

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2014

13

Feb

stepGIRLS Play XXXopoly of the Day


XXXopoly is a game I like to play with stepGIRLS….

It is originally designed for married couples to spice up their life, because apparently the average person is a prude, totally reserved and oppressed sexually and scared to say their dirty desires…which is totally insane to me because I hang with loose women…which is not a bad thing…if anything it is a liberating thing and we all have a good time…especially when we incorporate games like this to give us ideas while

Monsieur Coms watches…

Sure it is perfect for valentines day…but I think it is perfect for always…here’s today’s XXXopoly move…

YOU NEED TO GET THIS GAME BY CLICKING HERE

Come back tomorrow for the next pic and Erotic Chest in this series…

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

12

Feb

stepGIRLS Play XXXopoly of the Day


XXXopoly is a fun and amazing game to either play with a girl you want to fuck, with a girl you have fucked, or with random babes you trick back home with you…

We played the game with our stepGIRLS and had Monsieur Coms document it….

XXXopoly is a based on Monopoly, only it’s more importantly based on sex…and erotica…and part of the game is some “Community Chest” style cards that tell the girls what to do…

Perfect for valentines day…or always…here’s today’s XXXopoly move…

YOU NEED TO GET THIS GAME BY CLICKING HERE

Come back tomorrow for the next pic and Erotic Chest in this series….

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

12

Feb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah 2 Backdoor and More EXCLUSIVE of the Day




In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved…especially me…because I think I fell in love…

I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….

That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….

I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…

The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…

Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….


YOU CAN GET THE SEX TAPE NOW JUST
Follow This Link

Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

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2013

25

Dec

Merry Christmas from your friends and family at DrunkenStepfather.com

All I want for X-Mas is for you to FRIEND us on FACEBOOK

FOLLOW us on INSTAGRAM

TELL us in 130 characters or less how much you hate us on TWITTER

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night….especially if you’re like me, drunk and taking advantage of the sad, lonely, depressed, and desperate…cuz the holiday always bring the worst out of people!!!

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2013

23

Dec

POPDATCULTURE is the Gift Idea of the Day

POPDATCULTURE is a brand new T-shirt concept created by some geniuses that are using t-shirts to make fun of pop culture and they make me laugh.

They only have 2 shirts now, but I’ve been told they have a lot more coming….and I think they are proving that sometimes a t-shirt isn’t just a t-shirt…but more than a t-shirt…up on some higher concept…next level shit…and here are the stepGIRLS proving it…

Shit’s like a spiritual journey filled with SEXYYYY…we should start our own religion…oh shit we already have…

TO BUY YOURSELF THE BEST SHIRT EVER CLICK HERE

TO SEE OUR AWESOME X-MAS GIFT GUIDE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

20

Dec

Poler Stuff Bag is the Gift Idea of the Day

I am not a camper, as far as I’m concerned, that shit is for lesbians and tree hugging vegan weirdos who don’t shower…

However, POLER STUFF is fucking awesome stuff. It brings out the unshaved mountain man in me. It makes me want to chop down my own Christmas tree, or save a damsel in distress…and I figure that you might as well gift someone with one of their products because maybe it will make them feel the same…getting back to their americana roots….making the world a better fucking place..

Or you could always use their stuff when you take that special lady out to your special spot in the middle of no where…in the forest where no one care hear anything…and a bag…can come in handy to transport….all you need to transport…

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Dec

DrunkenSweatshop X Gordon Holdon Collab T-Shirt of the Day

“NUNS LOVE JESUS A LOT” is the name of this perfectly timed T-Shirt designed by artist Gordon Holden for DrunkenStepfather.com, because it is Jesus’ birthday in a week and what better way to celebrate it than to have a couple ladies who devoted their life to him, licking what could be an ice cream cone, or a candy cane, or really a Jesus statue…but you’d never know, since we censored it!

We had stepGIRL MACBUD model it on her recent vacation in MIAMI….

TO GET ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE AND INSANE SHIRTS OF THE YEAR CLICK HERE

Posted in:DrunkenSweathshop|stepEXCLUSIVE

2013

16

Dec

Wicked Temptation Lingerie is the Gift Idea of the Day

You don’t need to support a multi-billion dollar company that is bullying all the independents out of business with big budget infomercials promoting their products this time of year to know that one of the hottest, most important gifts for both you and your significant other is lingerie.

Our friends at WICKED TEMPTATIONS prove that you have options…and they do that by giving us a lot of creative products…for a lot of creative adventures…that all start with what she’s wearing underneath her X-Mas Nighty…it helps Santa come to town.

So buy yourself, your love, your mom, anyone you want to help out some WICKED TEMPTATION…it is our gift idea of the day – and when it is modelled on our stepGIRLS you know why….

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY MERRY GIFT GUIDE CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

16

Dec

stepGIRLS in HUF of the Day

Our step girls got into some wild and amazing fun with HUF Worldwide and our friend Monsieur Coms got the pics…

Enjoy this DrunkenStepfather.com Original while I nap.

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2013

13

Dec

Poler Stuff is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

Poler Stuff is a maker of top quality stuff for people of all walks of life…and we decided to use their NAPSACK , which I like to call a Christmas Miracle, the perfect Christmas Miracle, that is a borderline insane, but totally genius jacket/sleeping bag hybrid for the traveler, the camper, the body bag fetishist who doesn’t like being cold…

It looks good on our stepGIRLS, but then again what doesn’t…they are a great way to introduce you to all the amazing gift ideas they have for you to use on your loved ones..that you can even give to homeless people cuz it’s better than a homeless shelter

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

12

Dec

New Regime is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

NEW REGIME is all you need this holiday season, or pretty much ever. Whether it is for you, or for someone that you love, hate or owe money to…everyone involved will be that much happier…

Don’t ruin Christmas and with NEW REGIME you can’t ruin Christmas… just look at the tequila soaked gingerbread man…shit’s as magical as Santa

Just quit fucking around and GET SOME OF THEIR AMAZING GEAR

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET NEW REGIME GEAR – WHICH HAPPENS TO BE ON 50% OFF FOR A LIMITED UNDETERMINED TIME CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE CLICK HERE

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2013

10

Dec

Muir-Way is the Very Merry Holiday Gift Idea of the Day

MUIR-WAY make some pretty amazing wall art for pretty much any room in your one room apartment…but more importantly, their wall art can be doubled as a great gift to pretty much anyone…even for those not into maps of national parks…cuz they look pretty cool and sometimes you don’t need to be a hippie granola weirdo to be down with national parks….sure I may not like nature, or hiking, and I prefer my national parks to be in map form…so I don’t have to fuck with nature….and creepy park rangers…that’s why MUIR-WAY is the only way…

They are also a good way to decide where to hide the body…

PHOTOS SHOT BY JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

GO AND GET YOURSELF SOME NATIONAL PARK MAPS CLICK HERE

VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY|stepXMAS

2013

09

Dec

MVMT Watches are the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

MVMT WATCHES are an amazing way to help you always be on time, whether it is for valid reasons like making meetings with random fat girls your meet off the internet, illegal reasons like timing how long you have left with a girl you just “met” in a club before the sedatives wear off, perverted reasons like timing how long between solo sessions to win the contest on your competitive baiting forum you’re a part of…you can agree that a watch is an amazing gift for anyone and everyone. You can’t have too many watches. No one can…so give ..

It is the Christmas Season, it is the time of caring is sharing, giving and goodwill towards man…time with family and friends, making memories that celebrate jesus with gifts… to the freaks and the normals in your life….with MVMT WATCHES

But if you’re looking for something better than watches…look at stepGIRLS wearing them…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES TO LOVE YOU MORE EVEN THOUGH YOU DISAPPOINT ME CLICK HERE

TO SEE OUR OTHER GIFT IDEAS PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

08

Dec

CigarsDirect Bring the Cigars in the Very Merry Stepfather Gift of the Day

CIGARSDIRECT CIGARS aren’t just for Bill Clinton Sex Scandals…They make for the best gift for friends, family or yourself…whether you have a classy father-in-law you want to impress or some ghetto weedhead brother…no one would be against this gift…I used to smoke a cigar a day and I’ll tell you one thing…there is little else that can make you feel like a true gentleman even when doing very non-gentlemen type things….it classes up any situation…there are cigars of all kinds of prices and I’ve never met someone who hasn’t been gifted a cigar they didn’t like….it’s one of the most solid…and remember if you don’t smoke, you can always do the Clinton…it’s the fallback multi-tasking you need….

So get yourself some cigars right now from our friends at CIGARSDIRECT!!!

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We recommend the OPUS X or the HEMINGWAY or the PADRON ….but if you’re really into being a Santa hero full of Christmas Miracles…go for the FLOR DE LAS ANTILLAS BOX SET

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