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2016

17

Mar

Stefanie Knight Gets Her Lucky Charms for Cavan Clark of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day. I would go out drinking, but chose to just stay in drinking, because St Patrick’s Day really brings out the worst quality girls in the world. Just fat, sloppy, drunk, piggish women who may want to fuck because they are turning up in their shitty mid 30s sad life….

Maybe I hang in the wrong dive bars…because our friend and brilliant photographer CAVAN CLARK has a very different impression or Luck of the Irish on St Patrick’s Day with this amazing girl named Stefanie Knight …and the amazing thing, since I’ve got the inside info, is that these aren’t retouched, straight from Camera in a world of lies…amazing.

She’s got me lucky charms and she’s magically delicious. #ireland….This is a themed shoot worth lookin’ at….cereal bikini for life.

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Stefanie Knight on: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Cavan Clark on: INSTAGRAM

Posted in:SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

15

Dec

Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day

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Her name is @Justinenikolaiev

I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect…

Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love…

Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot..

Posted in:Justine Nicolaiev|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

30

Oct

Creepstreet VS stepGIRLS for Halloween Cuz We Creepy of the Day

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It’s Halloween…and if you visit this site, you will know that the stepGIRLS are the fucking best…so we partnered up with the good people at CREEPSTREET.COM , the creepiest, horror inspired, full of ghouls, gore and whore….or whatever the fuck you sluts look for on Halloween… clothing brand….I mean I don’t think any other brand is so committed to Halloween than these guys…

I don’t know what says whore more than a half naked girl in a hotel room with two dudes…not that I know how creepy this shoot was, I assume the model lived, but I wasn’t invited to attend. I guess the girls, like this stepGIRL @saniamallory feel uncomfortable around a real creep….or the creeps creepstreeting during the shoot didn’t want me to take away their shine…

Either way, it’s all fun and games when you’re making fun of creeps but when throw a real one in the mix and all goes to shit so keep the DrunkenStepfather at home…and show him the pics…so no lawsuits happen…I get it..and at least I get to see the pics…

That said, it’s Halloween, here are the pics…

CREDITS:

FOR: @creepstreet vs @step_GIRLS

BY: @iheartboris

Starring: @saniamallory


USE code CREEPYHALLOW expires 10/31/2015 at 11:59pm PST for 31% off all orders $100+ at CREEPSTREET.COM

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

28

Sep

DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

We are running a contest where you can win a giftcard worth enough to buy yourself a State Bicycle Company bike…

CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE

We did a photo shoot with a #stepGIRL to celebrate this joyous occasion…because hot girls and bikes are porn to me…and should be porn to you…especially when the girl looks this good…

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE

So Bikes and babes…to get you to sign up to win a bike…seems like we’ve all fucking won to me…

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE


Photos by: Spencer Edwards | Instagram

Model: Ariadna Contreras | INSTAGRAM

Posted in:State Bicycles|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2015

11

Sep

State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

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I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….

Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…

So that


YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike…

So


CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

I said:


YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

Posted in:Contest|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

14

Jul

Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson….

Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it….

So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

28

Nov

stepGIRLS for Stunner of the Month Club by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

STUNNER OF THE MONTH is a subscription based sunglasses company, that basically sends you sunglasses every month, because if you drink as much as I do, you can never have enough sunglasses….

They sent us some glasses, so we decided to do a post-thanksgiving, pre-Christmas, take a stepgirl out into the streets with @TheHeadHuntr and have her be hot as fuck in front of Christmas decorations, on this Black Friday, to get you in the Holiday Spirit, like I’ve been getting myself into, by listening to Christmas music and crashing Christmas parties, since it is the most wonderful time of the fucking year…

That said, STUNNER OF THE MONTH are offering a deal for anyone who signs up….so sign up….


Promo Code: STEPDAD
Offer: $2 off first month when they sign up for monthly subscription service

And if you’re not into that…Here are some pics of the amazing @Macbud one of the key @step_GIRLS by our friend @TheHeadHuntr in some Stunner of the Month sunglasses.

Sign Up for Monthly Sunglasses CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

20

Oct

Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet…in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS….

You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing…

So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls

I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

14

Oct

Chelsea Lipp Whipped Cream Bikini for Andi Elloway of the Day

Andi Elloway is my favorite photographer in the history of photographers and I am not just saying that beacause I have seen her in a bikini during a photoshoot in a pool and it was a religious experience. I am saying it because despite it being a religious experience, the quality of her pictures were solid, I mean I know models who have a hard enough time just being hot in a bikini, you know unable to even answer basic questions while being in a bikini, yet Andi produces art while being art…

You see, despite being so hot while in action, hot enough to be in front of the camera – she chooses to be behind the camera and that is the perfect level of subtlety I like in a babe…it’s like “I could be a half naked girl, it’s easier, but I choose not to, I am the half naked girl taking pictures of a half naked girl, making the half naked girl she is taking pics of, more comfortable than I would, as I masturbate in the corner asking her to crawl around and arch her back more…I’m that kind of director…

So here is a little whipped cream bikini – amazingness with babe I don’t know much about, but feel the need to help organize a weekend retreat with…where I may propose in some orchestrated youtube video named Chlsea Lipp and this is just way too much of a good thing for my brain to process and absorb….all I know is that I am happy it happened….

Posted in:Andi Elloway|Chelsea Lipp|stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

12

Sep

Sam Fuente stars in “stepGIRLS VS Creepettes” of the Day

Her name is SAM FUENTE and she is starring in the first instalment of the #stepGIRLS vs CREEPETTES (who are the models behind the Creepstreet brand…)

I mean I don’t think there is a loser in this situation, we are all winners, we’ve got a babe half naked, rolling around in a bed, showing some tit…for no specific reason…other than for the sake of taking pictures of her half naked, rolling around in a bed, which I guess is an amazing enough reason – when she looks as good at this…

The shoot was put together by resident evil Cannon Show of #stepGIRL fame and I HEART BORIS ….

Posted in:Sam Fuente|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

04

Sep

A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder….

The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice.

GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

04

Aug

stepGIRL Talula Wilde Bottomless Dreams of the Day

Her name is TALULA WILDE …she is one of the stepGIRLS which if you’re not familiar with, you probably don’t come to this site very often, but that doesn’t mean we won’t let you stare at pics of babes who have either recruited us or that we’ve recruited for photoshoots with talented people like Hussainstagram….for your hot girls half naked in pictures experience…

I love me some Talula Wilde…even though she doesn’t answer my calls when I stand outside her apartment at 4 am looking for someone to cuddle / watch shower with…but she does answer my calls when it comes to shooting magic…like this…

All this to say…she’s an amazing member of the team…look out for more of her…

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|Talula Wilde

2014

25

Jul

Talula Wilde’s Gone Wild in New York of the Day

Our most famous and amazing stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …who is only going to continue to get more and more famous from here…until one day being far too famous to ever answer my calls or emails…but who may one day send me a letter from her lawyer asking me to remove any association with DrunkenStepfather.com and the #stepGIRLS..but who supports and encourages and loves our little movement right now…did this exclusive #stepGIRL shoot with our friend and famed photographer ALI HUSSAIN from GIVE ME A MILK …and it is amazing…

I mean this is one substantial and beautifully talented girl. The kind of girl I should leave my house to just stare at, which would be against my reclusive hermit existence, and really why bother when I have these amazingly shot, nude and pretty photos I can stare at instead…and now so do you.

So FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW #stepGIRLS ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ALI HUSSAIN ON INSTAGRAM …it will heal the world and make it a better place…just like these pics of Talula…

Amazing…I am in love…the kind of love that is forever and not just because I see her in all her glory.

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRL|Talula Wilde

2014

15

Jul

X-Men XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

My friends and celebrity sex tape industry experts at VIVID.COM – are also Parody Experts were nice enough to give me an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF X-MEN XXX

I figure that if you’re visiting this site, you have got to be some kind of nerdy, weirdo with aspergers, who is way too into celebrity babes to really leave the house and meet a fucking girl of your own, so porn is what it is, and what you’re left with…porn and fucking comics…sci/fi fantasy…never getting laid…

It’s the season of COMIC CON, but you don’t need me to tell you that, so this should fit in nicely with your social life…and virgin loser needs…

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CLIP

Here are some pics


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

07

Jul

Amy Marietta By Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

Friend and babe, ANDI ELLOWAY , who I officially fell in love with this time last year, because along with taking hot pics of babes, she looked amazing in a bikini…it’s like talent from every angle…seriously…sent in these pics of Amy Marietta has a fashion blog called VIVIEREBELLA…and they are pretty fucking awesome…

If every fashion blog was made like this, with pictures like this, starring girls like this, the fashion world would be a far better place to masturbate…It’d be the fans and followers of these brands and babes doing the masturbating, instead of the designers as they stroke their egos, like any good narcissist who has his name across store windows around the world…

Enough of that, here’s the amazing Amy, but the Amazing Andi…the kind of AA I can fuck with…

See More of Andi’s Work HERE

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