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2013

03

Jun

Exclusive – Exxxotica 2013 Fort Lauderdale Round Up of the Day

I went to two days of Exxotica , a 3 dayporn convention where pornstars and cam girls meet the fans and charge them money for autographs and conversation. Some of the girls hook on the side to supplement their income since porn isn’t as lucrative as it used to be.

There was way more to my trip than my Farrah Coverage

I learned….

1- Cam girls are the future of porn stars, they make more money, have more loyal fans, are less broken and trashy and do it all from the comfort of their home. They fuck if they want and they stay clothed if they want. It is a pretty good deal and I am now trying to recruit as many girls as I can for MYFREECAMS

2- Cam girls are like the annoying person at dinner addicted to their cell phone or internet connection, obsessed with their fans, always looking at a screen, but far less annoying, because they like being watched when they masturbate, and they are nicer to talk to than porn chicks who have egos, cuz cam girls are just everyday girls who figured out it’s better to get paid to masturbate than work at the mall.

3- Porn stars can be pretty rugged, beat up, and bratty cunts who think they are important cuz they fuck on camera for 1000 dollars a scene. They can be annoying to listen to talk because they are stupid as shit, but for the most part, even the horrible ones you know are insane, are great entertainment and that’s why we were there.

I got there pretty much when it started because I had nothing better to do and Exxxotica was the only reason we were in Fort Lauderdale so why the fuck not. In the first 5 minutes there was a stripper behind chains, a fat ass, a Hugh Hefner lookalike every idiot in the place though was Hugh Hefner even though Hefner is dead…but not as dead as the girl who passed the fuck out.

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2013

02

Jun

Farrah Abraham at the EXXXOTICA Convention of the Day

Those of you who know the site, know that I LOVE PORNSTAR TEEN MOM FARRAH ABRAHAM, who I traveled to Florida to have a chance to stand 10 feet away from and judge in person, because let’s face it, I don’t want to meet her, and apparently either do many people.

The pornstars hate her, but they don’t matter, they are pornstars and she outsells their gutter hooker pussies any day, even if she’s technically one of them, she’s above them and allowed to be a snob about it even if the fans weren’t really there to see her, even though she was the biggest star in the room, maybe because teen mom fans are in the midwest getting pregnant and not in Florida at porn conventions.

She was the only one with a roped off line, which happened to also be the only one who didn’t have a line…

Here’s a quick recap of my date with Farrah Abraham – from a distance…because that’s all I wanted.

Day 1 –

First She Ran Away from me…as most girls do…

Then things calmed down, way down, we heard crickets, as no one lined up to see her, I guess they either didn’t care or were intimidated by her amazing performance in her SEX TAPE

But it gave her time to check her texts…and tweets…to remind herself that people do care…as people do in all lonely and awkward situations…

Then people noticed her and that she was that chick from TV who made a hugely successful porn, and now she made her first 20 Dollars signing…it was exciting for her!

Then she got her ego back and said No…this is her in the process of saying no…to 2 young girls who were actually excited to see her and not pervert dudes who just like collecting autographs of bitches who fuck on camera like they are action figures or Magic the Gathering cards.

After watching the porn, I didn’t think NO was in her vocabulary. You learn something new everyday at the EXXXOTICA convention…

Day 2 – Same Dress….I guess it’s her porno dress.

Things started to pick up for her, the paparazzi were called, they were in full force, and she was glowing with excitement…finally…the flashes she craved!! She was able to make a little money, selling autographs and DVDs directly to the perverts…

It’s nice to see things work out for her…

Look how happy she was…this is fantastic career moves for the 21 year old. Only good things can happen from her and whatever she applies herself to, she’s going to be a huge star.

Success!!!

I am still a fan of her squirt, even if she wasn’t very friendly, got mad when people took pics of her, and acting like an overall spoiled brat, when working a porn convention floor, something that in and of itself…can’t make you a brat.

She’s going places…and I am watching from 10 feet away…because I am a creep and despite all the hate she gets, I love the hated, it kinda makes me want to make her a “In her 20s Mom”….but squirting and anal does that to me…cuz you can’t get pregnant from anal. #FACT.


PORNSTAR TEEN MOM FARRAH ABRAHAM

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2013

12

Apr

stepGIRLS in Frank & Oak of the Day

Here is one of our official stepGIRLS modeling some FRANK & OAK ….and they look hot as fucking fire.

FRANK & OAK is clothing brand that merges quality with amazing style, and at a great price. They have shirts and
underwear and really all kinds of stuff you’ll love to let that girl
who spent the night walk around in when she’s making you that morning
coffee.

It is membership based, but not a scam, meaning you get deals and exclusive offers for limited edition styles by being a member. More importantly, you get clothing specific to your needs, styles and really what you want, but there isn’t any commitment to buy when you sign up. It’s really just joining a cool community.

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also like dudes who dress the fuckin’ part.

Here’s our stepGIRL lookin’ hot in the best selfies of all time…


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2013

23

Jan

Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn…As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex….

Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens….

Hey,

I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site :) )

would this be possible?.

xxx Shana

Amazing…..

Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness…

So I got them in
stepSHIRTS
…..and this is what happened….

Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening…


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2012

24

Sep

Phil Varone’s Vegas or Bust Exclusive Clips of the Day

Here’s an exclusive clip sent to me by my friends at VIVID of Rockstar Phil Varone’s Swinger porn….

I know swingers…you know the kind of couples who fuck other couples with consent because let’s face it being monogamous fucking sucks and if you’re cheating when together it isn’t cheating at all…even if GOD is judging you…..but that’s just cuz GOD, or the church who invented GOD is boring….cuz I say fuck all you can and as many people as you can…but maybe that’s just cuz I am a romantic…..

I have tried to get into a swingers club at least 10 times in my life, alone, while wasted, unshowered and convinced it was a good idea but was always asked to leave by the door man in his tuxedo cuz I was riding solo, ready to jerk off, and I told them that my plan was to see how fat the swinger bitches were, cuz I heard they were nasty, and if they weren’t fat enough I would creep in the corner like I was a fly on the wall, or a creep on the fire escape peeping in…..

Phil Varone, from Skid Row, who has been on Celeb Rehab, and has turned to porn, has been a swinger for a long time, and this is his movie, featuring real life swingers, we’re talking non pornstars doing porn, and they are fucking hot…..


TO SEE THE NSFW / XXX Version
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2012

17

Sep

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do…..

If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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2012

17

Sep

DrunkenStepfather Does the Poor Man’s Comicon of the Day

Equipped with an iPhone with 20% battery life, Drunkenstepfather.com, meaning me, went to Montreal’s version of Comicon, even though they didn’t give us Press passes, meaning we paid the 35 dollars to see this shit, despite hating virgin loser nerds who like video games and comic books and scifi and cosplay and fantasy and second life… as much as I hate the stale semen smell that follows them everywhere they go…..from chronic masturbating in their mom’s basement where they live and make robotic women while pretending to be married to their favorite women….

Well it turns out that they convention itself was as bootleg and ghetto and second rate poor man hustle as my reporting…but I figured I’d post my pics anyway….

From Captain Picard and Kirk sitting next to each other in some nerd time warp vortex, to some fat chick showing off the only head she’s ever got, to the Ghostbusters comparing dick sizes, and some girls in cosplay costume seeking male attention…..it was good times.

If you want to follow our adventures and by our I mean mine and by adventures I mean sitting on the couch – Follow My Instagram @DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM

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2012

20

Aug

Not So Erotic 50 Shades of Mechanical Bull Ride of the Day

This 50 Shades of Grey shit has ruined 40+ year old women’s lives…it is making them hate their husbands….because their husbands are uninterested in fucking them…probably cuz they are a fragment of what they were when they got married….you know after the kids and shit….

It is also opening women up to light bondage, and shit they may have not been into, even though I thought all 40+ year old women were into the freaky shit since being post pregnancy, menopausal and bored….but I guess I don’t hang with suburban 40+

Well, it’s gone so nuts that middle aged girl are grinding their cunts against anything they can to see if it still feels…like this lady we shot on a mechanical bull going nuts…like shit was her boyfriend…or at least an awesome vibrator….

Marriage is boring, aging sucks, but not as much as if this goes viral and this postal worker, cashier, mom and granny gets seen in a whole new slutty light….

stepTV is back.

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2012

20

Jul

Dark Knight XXX Porn Parody of the Day


If you’ve been on my FACEBOOK or if you’ve watched CNN…..you’ll know going to the movie theater has become a pretty fucked up thing…especially when watching Dark Knight opening night, but then again I guess going anywhere is pretty much putting out lives in the hands of assholes who were molested, or rejected, or bullied, or just who hate the world because they can’t afford to live like a Kardashian….you know crazy people, capable of getting guns, unable to determine that Batman isn’t a real fucking person who can save the day, while pulling off acts of extreme violence in what probably took 5 minutes of his day to take 12 lives….

Not to mention, the Dark Knight now has a dark cloud over it that all those people who are pretending to care about the lives lost, will probably not even think about when watching the Dark Knight, because they will be too busy fearing their own lives…or not giving a fuck cuz bad things happen everyday and it is hard to keep up….

But for those of us a little more perverted than G Rated, comic book fan boy shit…and who don’t like leaving the house, there’s always VIVID with the hardcore option…


TO SEE THE XXX EXCLUSIVE CLIP

Sure I hate produced porn as much as the next guy, but it’s fucking hilarious when it is Parody porn…


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2012

29

May

Anastasia Ashley Hot Surfer Ass in a Bikini Covered in Sand of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a hot surfer chick who I’d love to watch surfing on my wave….of belly fat while she’s trying to find my penis…something I’ve seen countless girls do…but none were ever pro surfers…

Unfortunately she doesn’t answer me when I write comments on her facebook page…or to her twitter…she gets on all the hot Athlete lists, probably has some lame surfer boyfriend she thinks is cool cuz he teaches her moves, you know like girl skaters do with skaters….I heard the Avril Lavigne song, I know how these action sports people work…

Luckily, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows how to hack emails, websites and whatever the fuck else, that will get him arrested, but that gets me hot pics of hot asses on private beaches surfing…She’s fit, I want to chip a tooth on her booty muscle while running away from sharks….cuz no one wants to lose an arm to those fuckers like JESUS LOVING WHICH DID HER A LOT OF GOOD BETHANY HAMILTON …it makes giving double handjobs impossible….

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2012

27

Apr

Avengers XXX Exclusive Preview of the Day

Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID …more importantly this porn parody looks amazing!

I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it….

I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, and this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable….

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2010

23

Sep

Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape Exclusive of the Day

Karissa Shannon Superstar is right….This clip is fucking amazing….and I can’t wait to see the whole video…which is out next week….LEGENDARY….loving seeing her get her whore hair pulled…genius….

I managed to convince my friend at Vivid to send me a clip from the Karissa Shannon Superstar sex tape….We’ve already seen some of the black on blonde, light bondage, natural lookin’ Playboy body unphotoshopped in these ScreenShots….but I always prefer seeing the real video…

Celebrity Sex Tapes is really what I live for. It is a big reason I have this site. I remember seeing the Pam and Tommy video many years ago and thinking that seeing a bitch from TV fucking is just a genius concept, even if she is just a slut, because now everyone knows she’s one….

It is one of those she has money, she has fame, she doesn’t need to waste her time letting the world see her fuck, but I’m fucking glad she did…and I am sure the inspiration behind this tape, Kim Kardashian feels the same fucking way, there is no way she can say she didn’t want to fuck on camera or have the world see a dick inside her, and there’s no way she’s regretting that shit cuz now she’s the biggest fucking ass, tits and thing in Hollywood….a real fucking money maker…when she’s nothing but a pornstar with strategy and a good PR team….

I don’t know much about this Karissa Shannon bitch, I just know that she’s obviously the uglier of the twins, because the ugly twin is always the insecure twin who does bad things to stand out from the other twin they secretly hate.

I don’t know how they ended up in Playboy, but some sources tell me because they let Hef fuck them up the ass, becasue they were just trashy enough, with fake blonde hair and a novelty that they were twins, young and willing to get through the process…..and who really cares, Playboy fucking sucks, it is dying along with Hef, it is boring and it takes these porn looking chicks and gives them the taste of getting naked, when really they shoulda just started out in porn…

But I guess if they started out in porn, I would have nothing to get excited about, because this sex tape wouldn’t mean shit and it is really all I have going on right now…

It may be desperate, it may be bottom feeding, but it is young pussy getting railed by black cock, and in this Hip Hop era, I see nothing wrong with any of this…even if this Sam Jones III actor turned drug dealer turned attempted rapper and record exec is exploiting this bitch to get himself ahead…shit’s still worth watching…cuz dumb whores even when being used is just as hot as them using themselves to get ahead…

Just remember that after all this hype about her the last month, she still only has 17,000 twitter followers, her’s got 5,800 meaning this Sex Tape may be their only hope…but the good news is that it is still a sex tape, and that’s good enough for me…

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2010

27

Aug

J.Lo in a Stolen Medicated Lookin’ Titty Grab Pic of the Day

These are some pictures stolen from facebook. I assume the person who took the picture was friends with J.Lo, but then she pissed him off, so he decided to try to embarrass her. Or maybe the real J.Lo is actually cool, laid back, into getting medicated and grabbing her own tit, like a date rape victim, only when you take the pictures of this medicated, tit grabbing bitch, you don’t have to worry about it being evidence that comes to haunt you, but instead as a souvenir cuz she did whatever the fuck she’s doing to herself….

I just know, the fact these exist, make me like her a lot more than the hatred I had for her, like real hate…before seeing this picture..

Pretty fucking amazing…

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2007

05

Nov

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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There was a time when this site was a lot less celebrity shit, but no one cared about me harassing girls on myspace and making them famous, or my interviews because they were too long to read, or whatever else I used to do but don’t remember because my memory is fucking shot. I’ve been into straight vodka the last 3 months because my doctor told me that 300 pounds is too heavy and that I will die if I keep gaining my 10 lbs a month and that I need to cut out beer. Now the fun thing about vodka is that shit goes down like water and I can drink about 12 drinks in no time, but once shit hits, it hits me like a ton of fucking bricks all at the same time and I don’t remember conversations I have or stupid shit I do and now that memory loss is working its way into my everyday life. Sometimes I forget to piss when I have to and end up making a little mess that i am too lazy to clean because it always seems to clean itself up on it’s own and I feel like taking my time into something that’s pretty self-sufficient is counter-productive.

Either way, a reader found my stepBOX feature and decided to submit. For those of you who don’t know, I did this shit because girls wouldn’t send me pictures of themselves naked so I’d ask them to draw it. It’s like the Vagina Monologues the picture version and it’s funny to see how people view their genitals. If I was to draw my box and describe it in 10 word or less, it would say “my vagina looks like a penis the size of a clit”. Fuck. That was 11 words. I am not good at this, but then again, I am not good at much, but this girl is because we all like one-finger vaginas more than 2 finger vaginas because they feel better on our clit-sized penises. Cuddles.


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2007

04

Oct

I am – stepINTERVIEW with A-Trak of the Day

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So my stepdaughter wanted to go to this A-Trak event that’s happening tonight and I figured I’d email his people to try to get an interview with him. It’s pretty tame and lame because I have no real interviewing skills, so I don’t take offense when he dissed because I am actually embarrassed of putting this up, this is some of my worst shit ever. I just re-read my questions and feel like I must have been watching a lot of Oprah that day, but reality is that Oprah’s even more interesting than me. I feel bad that he actually went through the questions and hope he has a hired helper do it for him, because I really delivered junk on this one…..

For those who don’t know, A-Trak is Kanye West’s DJ and does other non-Kanye stuff.

1 – You are from Montreal and I live in Montreal. Do you think it’s the greatest city ever or have you moved onto bigger and better places like I would if I had money?

Well it’s kinda both, see. Yes I think Montreal is the greatest city ever but I moved to New York a little over a year ago. New York is a bit more stimulating for me, artistically, and the city kinda kicks you in the ass. And it allows me to be closer to a lot of people that I work with. But I love Montreal and every so often I climb up to the top of various mountains and yell that out.

2- You won the DMC when you were 15 years old, you’ve toured ever since. When doing University, kids would be going to the college parties, and you’d be going to Japan for the weekend, do you feel like you’re living the life, or that you missed out on a normal college life?

Once again, I would say it’s both… I’m not gonna turn this into an afternoon special but yeah there’s probably some parts of the college experience (maybe even more so high school) that I missed out on. At the same time there’s a ton of other experiences that I’ve been lucky enough to have that were incredibly enriching. I love what I do and I feel blessed to be able to make a living out of it. It also takes a ton of dedication so you end up missing out on a few keg parties but you gain elsewhere…

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3- When you won the DMC you had no idea that DJing and Hip Hop would ever get this big, so you were never after the fame, how do you like having it now that it’s hit?

Right, I wasn’t after the fame, I just followed my passion when I was entering those DJ battles. I guess you can say that some fame has hit but it’s not that simple. I still feel like I’m not where I want to be. So there’s never a point where I just sit back and think “I’ve arrived”. And really, I established my name in the late 90′s as a battle DJ and now, like 8 years later or so, I’m trying to establish a whole other chapter, as a producer/remixer/party DJ/label owner… I feel like a new artist. Even though I know a lot of people from the dues that I paid over the years after doing all those battles, I don’t take that for granted. I constantly compare myself to new artists who are just coming out. Except I actually have a stigma to fight so it’s even more of a fight sometimes. As far as the fame and stardom, believe me, after being in the industry for 12 years you learn to see past that stuff pretty fast.


4- You’re Kanye’s DJ and people tend to hate Kanye, even though he has the number 1 album always. Was it a big deal to you that he chose you to work with, or did you expect it since you’re the best DJ out there?

It really was a big deal that he hired me as his DJ. I knew I could do it, but these things don’t simply fall on your lap even if you’re a good man for the job. I remember thinking, if I could choose what artist I’d like to DJ for, I’d go for Kanye in a heartbeat. This is when the College Dropout had just come out. You gotta realize, when you’re a DJ you can’t just walk up to a rapper and showcase your skills. If you’re a rapper and you run into Russell Simmons, you can just walk up to him a spit a verse. I know, my boy did that once many years ago. DJs can’t just walk to a rapper and be like “dude you gotta see this, just wait here as I plug in my phonograph.” So when an opportunity like that comes along, you thank your lucky stars.

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5- Is DJ AM Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts?

Dude you’re crazy. AM is an excellent DJ. And he’s a good friend of mine. But he’s really really really a good DJ. He’s where he is for a reason. And he opened up a lot of doors for DJs like myself, by cutting up records in front of ignorant Hollywood crowds.


6- What is the funniest thing that’s happened to you while on tour or playing gigs are girls all up on your dick and shit ?

What’s up with the “US Weekly” questions? I met OJ Simpson once.


7- What can we expect out of you in the coming months?

I’m working on a few more remixes during the rest of the year. Right now I’m finishing up a remix for Simian Mobile Disco and after that I’m doing one for Boys Noize. This month we’re doing the Fool’s Gold tour of course, which starts in Montreal and then picks up during CMJ week. After that Mehdi and I are heading out to Europe together on our Walkie Talkie Tour. In November the Kanye tour starts overseas. And in general, I’m building the label, lining up a few bigger production projects for the next few months, and trying to learn to take vacations once in a while. I just took one and it was amazing. I’m still peeling from the sunburn, that’s how good it was.

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Thank God that’s over….


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