It looks like Amanda Seyfried has adapted to the social media influencer bullshit that all celebrities are forced into because they love money and there is too much money in the system to be made….

So now that she’s a mom, she’s done more than put her hot tits to use, she’s also launched some kids product-line, because anyone can own a brand in this era, even a rich as fuck celebrity.

Seyfried has always been one of my favorites, I guess I like the idea of a blonde pubic hair in a world of bald pussy….

I also liked that she was accepted as the cheesy romantic comedy actress, who would do some corny shit, only to drop some aggressive sex scenes, even lesbian sex scenes, to pretend she has artistic integrity, even though acting isn’t an art, but more likely to pull the tits out, because acting is exhibitionism….

I liked her approach to doing commercial garbage and showing her tits….and still being able to do commercial garbage.

I also like that she lives in a farm upstate, has animals and her dog is still alive even though it’s probably in its 20s. A woman who likes animals and who has a farm while having rockin tits is a woman worth wanting to breed with even though she’s already been bred with….I guess you can just stepfather…

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Amanda Seyfried may be old as shit at this point, but she was the Sydney Sweeney of her era, where she’d do corny bullshit movies that probably paid well, then movies full of nudity to show off her tits because she knew she had tits to show off and packaging as being artsy and interesting or challenging herself in her craft was a far more acceptable to push those tits out there, allowing her to maintain that mainstream work without being seen as a whore…

She’s on the beach, I don’t know where, but her mom pussy is wrapped in some bikini bottoms and the real highlight of the shoot is that her sweet old dog is still by her side, I’m into dogs and seeing that he’s still living his best life after eating her period filled panties and sniffing her crotch all those years…seeing her naked all the time, seeing her fuck all the time, this dog has a special set of memories…

I also like staring or trying to stare at pussy in bikini bottoms, it’s a fetish….even when the pussy is wearing hat and glasses like its allergic to the sun, or some nerdy dad who is scared of the sun, or like some touristy half lesbian mom who shops at LL Bean and likes hiking…

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There was a time when Lohan was the prime starlet that we held in high esteem, but that time ended because for whatever reason, the industry wanted Lohan destroyed, and you can assume that it was based on her behavior, but I tend to think it was a concerted effort to knock her off her throne, and for whatever reason they decided that Amanda Seyfried, who was also in Mean Girls, was the girl to replace her, which she did pretty fucking well.

Lohan used to text me sometimes, it was a different era and I remember when Seyfried scored one of her jobs, she didn’t say very nice things about her, if only I still had those old Motorola phones, but I don’t, so take my word for it, even though I’m a liar.

The fact that Lohan hated Seyfried, made me like her all the more, then she started doing racier movies with her hot tits out, to compliment or offset the hokey corny ass movies she was doing, and through it all, I thought she was great to look at while naked.

She unfortunately chose breeding over career, which to some of us, is a hotter option now that we know how empty the world is for these girls who don’t breed, and I guess she’s making a hot mom comback, this time in a photoshoot that we’ll assume is promoting some movie she’s in that I can only hope she gets naked in.

This shoot is a little bit too much like a Tampon ad, you know just generic in the country, probably near where her farm is, which we should find the address for, since it’ll be a great place to wait out the apocalypse, farm life is the best life, growing your own food is the ONLY way to escape the matrix system……

But she’s still in a bikini bottom, with a big whit mom ass on a dock by the pond, and that manages to excite me.

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I am sure if you went through the archives of the site, and you won’t, but if you did, you would see that I am a big Amanda Seyfriend fan….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s some useless, garbage celebrity because that overrides or supercedes anything positive you’d say about these idiots….you know a little DISCLAIMER…I a m a big Amanda Seyfried fan, BUT she is an actress, therefore that’s like being the fan of the nicest dog shit you see at the dog part that some asshole didn’t pick up because it is winter…

Now that I’ve cleared that up….the reasons I like Seyfriend are:

1- She would do 1 nudie movie and 1 shitty mainstream Disney level movie in the same year….so she’d get that mainstram money and we’d get her tits…you know cuz she’s an artist….

2- She has big tits on her small frame, always a win…whether those tits are real or not, I don’t care, they are tits and NOTHING is real.

3- LOHAN fucking hates her, they were in Mean Girls together and Seyfried was basically the Lohan replacement in at least 2 movies I can think of, there were probably more, and despite being a Lohan fan first, I like cat fights….and yes, I still think Lohan will win an Oscar, I’ve been saying it for years, it will happen….because LOHAN supercedes all….

4 – She gets naked in movies..which I guess is number 1, but all we care about here…

So….I guess Seyfried now that she’s been ruined through childbirth….is back on the scene, hence the media she’s doing, pantsless looking hot…so this is a welcome back, she’s hot and I never think celebs are hot…so there.

Here she is breast feeding for woman free the nipple empowerment or some shit…

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I am a firm believer that all celebrities are pieces of shit. Overrated, overpaid, pieces of shit. They don’t offer us with any real value, their skill set of acting is hardly a skill, and the fact they get paid millions to be actors is a fucking scam against society….I get that we need things to fill our empty minds, to distract us, and to keep us fat in front of our TVs, but to celebrate the idiots in the pictures is idiotic, yet here we are…celebrating the idiots in the pictures..and yes I call movies pictures because I was born in 1902.

I will say that I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried…for the longest time, when people would ask me who my favorite celebrity was, I’d say Seyfried…I mean I didn’t say that for that long, and it was a long time ago…and my opinion of her was solely based on one thing…big tits on a small frame…which will forever excite me…even if I fully embrace small tits too…

This was back when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, she basically moved in and replaced Lohan on Lovelace and a few other projects and LOHAN was crackheadedly texting me back then and she hated it…so it made me like Seyfried more…her success was causing Lohan sadness and despite thinking Lohan was great…I believe Seyfried was better…

Anyway, Seyfriend, who in the paparazzi was this unshowered slob in sweatpants, which at the time, no celebs wore in public…she looked disgusting….but then she’d be so hot in the movies…and out of those 3 movies she’d do a year, 1 or 2 would be nude movies and the other some Disney level queer emotional shit for teens….

At the time, you were either a nude model, or a cheesy model, and she managed to be both…and when I saw model…I mean “car model” not fashion model..figure it out fuckers…

So boring as fuck Seyfried, is still boring as fuck, but she’s still got her Brown Dog she’s had forever and she’s potentially naked…a mom now…but potentially naked…a nice reminder of what she was about 10 years ago…right

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Amanda Seyfried is boring as fuck, but at least she’s trying to sex it up, dressing younger than her age, like she’s still got it going on…

My black friend Kaveriis, who I don’t actually know is black, not because he reminds me of a white guy, because he lives the white guy life, but because I don’t see color, we are all one race the human race, once said…

Old bitches who dress young and slutty are like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense…They don’t know they are dead…

I don’t know if he wrote that, or if he stole that, but it’s a very important and relevant observation we must take note of…because clearly – Amanda Seyfried, and actress I used to find the hottest thing in Hollywood, with her big tits and skinny body, and her replacing Lohan in all her movie roles…She used to do Disney garbage, then she’d do nude scenes…it was great…

But she’s been banged the fuck out, her pussy exploded with childbirth, she’s old and washed up now, so stop looking at her like she’s sexy….while she pretends to be sexy…cuz bitch doesn’t realize her sex appeal’s dead. Ghost. Shit.

Better version of her:

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