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2018

25

Apr

Kaia Gerber Being Age Appropriate of the Day

Kaia Gerber is the 16 year old daughter of Cindy Crawford and now billionaire Rande Gerber thanks to his George Clooney Tequila scam he pulled…

She’s been exploited by her mom to be a model, because it feels like the right thing to do, it feels good for her ego now that she is old and fat, and like a mom who put her kid into dance because the mom was into dance, she’s throwing her into modeling, a drug filled,, vapid and disgusting industry you’d expect to not want your kid to be a part of, despite the easy money and the great parties and access the kid would have regardless…

In some sick way, she probably thinks it’s teaching her responsibility, work ethic, at 16, this is not “be a lifeguard cuz i was a lifeguard and had a great summer”…this is throw yourself in cocaine covered pretentious shit, travel for free even though we are rich and can afford it….

It’s surround yourself with and attention seeker, famewhore, mooches..as they leverage the family name and connections the MALIBU friends and neighbors…

I just think being a model would be reason enough to not make your daughter a model, and wait til she’s 18 to be a model, instead of cashing in now.

The world is sick.

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2018

25

Apr

Liz Hurley Doing Some Fetish Shit with Her Son of the Day

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Liz Hurley is dressed in some fetish gear, some baby doll french maid lingerie, while hugging her son, who thinks all is good when his 50 year old mom is dressed like she’s about to hop onto some porno set for her gangbang scene….because he’s likely seen some shit throughout her career as a half naked rich guy fucking model mom….

I find it weird, but then I remember all these people are narcissists, and I remember a time when my friend had a hooker / stripper mom who would turn tricks and I’d go over to his house to Play videogames or whatever, and she’d be in the other room fucking dudes…walking around in lingerie…and despite thinking it was ghetto as fuck, I thought it was amazing….then he told me that she used to make him bang her, he was about 16 or 17 at the time…and I thought it was weird obviously…but she thought it was like having a male version of herself in her…I think he went on to being a sex offender or something…but we lost touch…

The point of the story is that there are moms out there who want to breast feed their kids, bang their kids, because their kids are a version of them…and their pervert half naked asses like that…

It’s weird..but rich people are as weird as gutter poor people…and this outfit choice – weird…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2018

25

Apr

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

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Lucy Hale is on a new CW show that I think is on TV after Riverdale, you know throw your budgets at the Wednesday Night Line-UP and try to create a new show for the Pretty Little Liar and all her social media fans, about a girl with cancer who finds out she doesn’t have cancer anymore…fascinating premise..

But not as fascinating as her posting titty selfies to her fan base to self promote, because all girls need to feel hot about themselves, and post pics that used to be designed for dudes they were trying to seduce rather than to the millions of people they follow…but trained actors are all about attention and being seen and this is how it’s done.

I never found her hot, never cared about her, heard she has herpes, but then again who doesn’t in Hollywood…but I don’t mind the slutty selfies…

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2018

25

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Nude of the Day

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I am going to assume that Sara Jean Underwood posted her tits for her fans that pay her to live her best life as a hot, despite being in her mid-30s, travel instagram babe, who actually has a feed I am very into because I like nature and unnature tits…

She’s the playboy generation, the last of the good young girls using the platform to get famous, before having to do social media of their own to get famous, something Sara Underwood has also figured out how to Master…

She’s really got the shit end of the deal because no brands will touch her, or very few brands will touch her, while many old perverts want to touch her…

She’s got this massive following, but relies on the old perverts to pay her, rather than the big brands…while Kim K is out there taking dick and getting the whole family deals…pretty unfair existence I think..

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2018

25

Apr

How to Spot Fake Tits…and Other Videos of the Day

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Kenyan Governor Caught in Bed With Another Man’s Wife…

Monkey Gets Revenge

Trump Awkwardly Kisses French President

Forced to Shoot Himself in the Hand for Stealing

Lady Gets Thrown Out of Greyhound Station

Girl Gets Dart in her Eye

Canadian Cops Getting Sued For Pulling Some Dude’s Hair

Naked Dancer..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some dudes are lucky enough to get Trophy Wives, you know the rich fucks with the hot instagram sluts, who are keen to be as hot as they can and on their best behavior because they don’t want to ruin a good thing….until they get too comfortable and richer guys come through..

I have a Participation Trophy Wife…the kind of wife you get when you’re not even trying, the kind of wife anyone can have but that no one wants…

That is the main difference between me and dudes who do it…

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Kim K is a Vile and Disgusting Human
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Penguins the Official Trailer
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Garlic Bread Sent to the Edge of Space Gets Eaten
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A Gallery of Ugly People Turned Less Ugly..
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Drunk White Girls Wild Bachelorette Party
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Audi R8 Loses Control
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Meek Mill to be Released from Prison
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2018

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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“You can cum wherever you like” – there is no better word spoken by a Sex worker, one night stand, girlfriend, fuck friend or grocery store clerk / wall mart cashier / or Starbucks barista could ever say….it is not said nearly enough…

It’s like the old traditional days, where men were allowed to cat call women, or at least look at women walking by them half naked and smile, or whistle, or grab their dicks and say “you want some of this”….

Where women felt that men up inside them was the man having them, and thus them by default taking the role the bible had for them….

But now it’s just “don’t look at me”, “don’t touch me pervert”, “take this strap on up inside you and Call me your Daddy”….gender confusion…

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Jessica Simpson – Real Busty
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Tupac’s Love Letter to Madonna Will be Sold at Auction
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RELAX YOUR FUCKING SELF
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Scar Jo Disgusting on the Red Carpet – Like Real Disgusting
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Adriana Lima’s Photoshoot
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Emma Watson and Kelly Clarkson Lured into Sex Cult…
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Adriana Lima’s UPSHORTS pics
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Kourtney Kardashian NUDE in V Magazine and It’s Garbage
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Dakota Fanning Titty
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Pan Handling Monkey Dressed Like a Toddler is the Worst Thing Ever
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Lazy Man Walk Pug the Lazy Way
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Venom – Official Trailer – With TOM Hardy
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Lamar Odom is Getting in the Cannibis Business
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Karreuche Tran – Tiny Bikini
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Cell Phone Captures Wrong Way Crash…
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Delta Airlines Fined a Woman 500 Dollars for Having an Apple on the Plane
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Car Pulls Out – But I don’t
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Jennifer Aniston Stalks Justin Theroux
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Kanye Loves TRump
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Monkey Can’t Copyright….According to US LAw
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Scarlett Johansson Debuts her Boyfriend
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Florida Judge VS Woman in Wheel Chair
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Paris Hilton – Cleavage
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Richard Gere Got Secret Married to Some Slut
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Audi R8 VS Parked Car
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Drunk Dude Falls on his Face
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Lily Rose Depp is a Hotty
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Miley Cyrus Getting Takeout
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Slutty Golfer’s Big Cleavage
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples
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All the Sluts at Week 2 Coachella
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Katy Perry Disgusting
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Lindsay Lohan in Sweatpants Coming Home
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Eliza Dushku Lives!
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Stormy Daniels and her Nasty Tits Return to Porn
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LIVE SEX!!!
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Hot Naked Chick on the Beach in Ibiza Lookign Amazing
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Hot Ass in Fishnets
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Some Huge Tits named Kagney Huge Tits
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Her Name is Phylis and This is her Nude Shoot – Hot
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Karla in a Flower Crown with Huge Hot Tits
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Molly and Her Mesh Panties
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Official Dildo Speedfucking Record
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Amy Nicole – Not Anna Nicole Looking Good Naked and Masturbating
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Lesbian Scissor FuCk!
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Loud Amateur of the Day
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How to Get Rid of Bible Thumpers
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2018

24

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Sister Kaili Thorne’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is one of the Thorne sister, I am not sure what the backstory is, since I don’t really care, but I guess is the forgotten one because she maintained a relationship with the stage mom that put her and her other sisters into the entertainment industry, creating Bella Thorne, the biggest Meme, Disney Bad girl, being a weirdo with her other sister Dani Thorne….but where there is one loud, attention seeking sister, is another one, it’s the way family works, raised and genetically coded to be basic and half naked in selfies, and really it’s how the entire world works these days, she’s just being an under 30 year old…

These could be old pics, who fucking cares, she’s not that hot and I guess knows she’s gotta work extra hard to get some of that Bella Thorne buzz…

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2018

24

Apr

Kim Kardashian is a Subtle Sex Worker Posting Pussy on Instagram of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is the most successful sex worker of all time, I can’t think of anyone who has turned one porno movie into a billion dollar enterprise that her whole family has participated and mooched off of…and really it is impressive and she should be celebrated, teaching courses in college even if she’s a disgusting human being who deserves to be taken out back and shot like old Yeller, expired and played out….a bad influence to young girls everywhere, even if I like sluts and like seeing them think they can make it with a sex tape, and sure I like that aspect of her contribution to the world, I don’t really like the face injections, surgeries, fake asses and vapidness…and I guess entitlement with the nude shoots…

What I dont’ understand, but totally understand is why brands work with her despite her being a sex worker, how’s that makes sense, brands are supposed to be conservative and hate PORNO…

I also don’t understand why she doesn’t hang her vagina lips up and just sit on her pile of money…

But I do totally understand it because she’s gets fucking paid, the more noise she makes getting naked, even if she’s disgusting and shouldn’t get naked, the more she gets and pigs like this can never have enough…right…

This is for instagram…not getting blocked, deleted or flagged on instagram, becasue there’s no real point for Zuckerberg to shut it down, he likes the traffic and pageviews her existence has created for him….all the bootleg versions of her across so many scenes…posting shit for perverts all fucking day….garbage…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2018

24

Apr

Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Doing Poses Seacrest Taught Her of the Day

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Julianne Hough is like any fame seeking semi-famous has a taste of fame thanks to being on TV self involved, product of incest, mormon breaking free from the grip of her boy Joseph Smith and his Mormon Underwear he made her wear…allowing her to experience fame, fortune, and freedom to pose slutty with her fit stripper who never was – despite her dance training – ass out like she knows her angles and how to pose because she knows her angles and likes to pose…just the way Seacrest taught her, because along with being a homo, he is apparently a pyscho pervert with a drug problem who loves treating women like porn sluts…he even offers to buy them big tits…because he’s weird…

I know 2 -3 girls he’s done the same move to, and I double Julianne Hough didn’t get exposed to any of that….but she’s married now, and despite being married she’s bringing the pervert poses…bad girl…Joseph Smith wouldn’t approve…I mean unless she was one of his 17 wives…in which case…maybe he would.

These were pics for Earth Day and not new pics..still a pretty slutty way to celebrate an earth she probably pollutes with her celebrity carbon footprint..

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW