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2018

22

Mar

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Iskra Lawrence

I have the ability to get with the times and continue my fat chick content of the day, like I am a fat chick in slutty poses fetish site, which I am not, because I hate everything there is about fat chicks, I have made it my life work calling chicks who aren’t even nearly this fat fat, in hopes of bullying them into getting into shape, you know to give them the gift of living a longer and healthier life, because science has proven many times over that obesity kills, fat kills, that we are all going to die the fatter we get…

But unfortunately, since society is lazy, fat comes easy, and products we are sold are bad for us, and information on nutrition and health is unavailable to us, and that info that is available to us, we choose to ignore because we like eating sugar, carbs, cake, whatever…it is we are addicted to that was created in a lab somewhere…for a billion dollar brand..

So people like Iskra Lawrence exist, they don’t just exist they thrive in this era….she was a fame seeking model who was skinny, who got rejected too many times and realized she could use fat to her advantage, and shot a viral video of her in her underwear in the subway, somethng that should get her arrested, but instead got her brand deals and made her rich, giving her an angle and something to post about…her talent…eating bad food and getting paid for it…

Disgusting.

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2018

22

Mar

Ariel Winter Goes to Prom of the Day

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Since we live in an era of fat girls, I figure I have to skew my content to speak to the times, so here’s another fat girl, who you can think is skinny because your wife or anything you’ve fucked is far fatter, and because you’ve seen her workout on social media, meaning she can’t be fat, or because you are the kind of guy who tells me how gay I am because I must like little boys, since I don’t like sloppy chicks like Ariel Winter…who at 18-19 or 20, I am too lazy to google, is fucking sloppy…

Her tits, already cut off once, are massive, possibly nice thanks to the reshaping surgery, but her gut is following her titty’s lead like it was as perverted as you…watching her grow up and liking it…now 18 and easy to jerk off to because she’s legal…

I just don’t find anything attractive about the troll child star, she’s just hear because the show is a hit, but at least she’s at Prom, you know high school educated so that she can fulfill her body’s destiny…working the cash at Walmart…

She also did a magazine…

She is also disgusting…

Here are the rest of the red dress Prom pics CLICK HERE

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2018

22

Mar

Amanda Bynes Forever of the Day

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In case you were wondering Amanda Bynes, a woman you may have jerked off to when she was the Bella Thorne of her generation, is still alive, and she seems to have eaten her way out of whatever hole she got stuck in…

She’s looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….or maybe emoitional eating, but FAT is in…even if it is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell…

I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time….

It’s just not the same Amanda Bynes…Nothing Lasts forever…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

22

Mar

Kelly Brook Fat in Lingerie of the Day

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Kelly Brook must be really fucking happy that fat is in, that fat is everywhere, that fat girls are finally allowed to be fat….

Because when she was young and a money making titty model, she’d have to starve herself strategically so that she wouldn’t lose the big tits the people cared about, but would lose the gut people didn’t know she had…you know a month of starving and laxatives before a shoot…and now…at 40…she can just let it all out….and live her best life without all the bullshit…must be nice..

I guess the only fail is failure itself, she moved from the UK after her abortion to make it in movies and it never happened, so she’s just been a floating around titty model / fat girl who doesn’t work.

I met a UK rugby player long ago and he showed me a bunch of nude pics of Kelly Brook that he got because she was on the Rugby circuit being passed around…and I guess that’s partially how she made the money that allows her to live this life…you know behind every titty model is a rich guy paying her rent…

But I don’t know that for a fact, but I do know she’s a big one, and here’s some lingerie pics.

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2018

22

Mar

Scout Willis Bikini and Hairy Armpit of the Day

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I like to think a day is not fulfilled without a picture of one of the Willis sisters, who is out there being a socialite, not working, living off her trust fund, thanks to all the dicks her dad and mom sucked to get to the top of Hollywood for a pretty long run that made them a lot of money….

Maybe their stepdad Ashton let them invest in some of his dot com projects like a good stepdad would, you know instead of making them touch his dick or bathing them like a bad stepdad would do, even though he’s the same age as them and it’d be normal if he was doing that with them, at least if he wasn’t married to her mom…

But I do know that they have celebrity from their parents…and with that celebrity…they advocate things that they think are feminist and hip…like hair armpits, which for the record are easy to have, you just don’t have to shave…and dudes don’t actually give a shit….and posting half named pictures of themselves…or being topless..because feminism…or whatever…

All three of them are equally silly…and that is why we all must celebrate them

Risky topless shot

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2018

22

Mar

Ella Weisskamp is Hot of the Day

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Ella Weisskamp is not famous yet, but she’s slowly getting there and we’ve been watching her working towards for a pretty fucking long time…

She’s a triple threat, the J.Lo of instagram, a hot chick willing to get naked in front of the camera….and a photographer willing to take pics of hot chicks behind the camera…and in this case the hot chick in front of the camera taken by herself the hot chick behind the camera…

I know…that being a photographer means nothing in this era of everyone with an iphone being a photographer, not to mention everyone wants to be big on instagram, because they love giving Zuckerberg free content to get richer off of, like a bunch of crazy people…

But when you’re hot…and taking slutty selfies it means everything…

So Follow her on instagram because she’s hot and she’s trying…I am a fan.

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2018

22

Mar

Sophie Mudd Food Erotica of the Day

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I am a big fan of Sophie Mudd and her quest to get famous – because she’s a small frame with massive tits, and that’s just something worth celebrating….

I am convinced she’s the future of all things good, and that could just be because I have a deep love for Reese’s pieces, my most favorite of treats, being eaten by a girl that looks like Sophie Mudd…you know pretty easy to win me over…

This has been put out by EATS CHANNEL ON INSTAGRAM , put out by the legendary director who produced all the Carl’s Jr ads you’ve jerked off to over the years….and who has taken to Instagram in what I think is a brilliant celebration of women and food, and not because I have a food fetish, or a feeding fetish, but I like hot chicks with props being hot, in a world where they are trying to take this away from us men who support this kind of thing…

It’s ok to be hot, sexy, silly and fun…it’s a good time…not everything has to be a naked feminist shitting on men for being perverts while producing pervert content of themselves…

Let us have this…let us have wet t-shirts…let us be dudes…and let Sophie Mudd get more and more famous, because shit…that body…is nuts.

Some video:

FOLLOW EATS CHANNEL ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE

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2018

22

Mar

Amber Turner Cameltoe of the Day

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Her name is Amber Turner, you probably haven’t heard of her. I haven’t heard of her. But according to her social media she has 400,000 followers who have either heard of her or they are into her slutty pics. Apparently she’s from a show called TOWIE…and her background story is pretty irrelevant really, but what isn’t irrelevant is her vagina in her yellow bikini where you can see her entire vagina in the yellow bikini…which is always exciting to a pervert like me who firmly believes in the magic of sheer when wet fabric used for bathing suits of unsuspecting girls – or girls who want to play unsuspecting instead of admitting that they are flashing their cunts to the world…

I have come face to pussy definition with many light colored bikini bottoms in my day, and I don’t even live near a beach…and I know that I love every last one of them I’ve seen…because pussy definition / pussy flashing / is magical…even when done by a whore.

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2018

22

Mar

Topless Hookers in the Snow and Other Videos of the Day

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First Time Bowling Alley

Campus Sex in Australia

Roadside Brawl of the Day

Bad Man Uses casting Net to Catch Pigeons – WTF

Roof Collapse

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2018

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What I have learned in my life, the one life lesson I have learned, is that you don’t have to be the best at anything you do, you just need the retard masses to think you’re the best at it, then you’ll by default be seen as the best and in turn you’ll get rich as fuck because of it….all while the best at it is out there being inspired somewhere, too much of a creative genius to bother with the whole marketing..

All while I sit here looking at tits and stealing money out of my wife’s purse for cheap beer….because life is about happiness and beer, if you drink enough of it, is happiness…

here are some morning links…

Weinstein OWes Malia Obama Money – Weird
CLICK HERE

Versace was the Face of Black Lives Matter….
CLICK HERE

Rose McGowen is Scary
CLICK HERE

Nicole Scherzinger Slut
CLICK HERE

Fat not Hollywood Fat but Too Fat for TV on TV….Talks about being abused….
CLICK HERE

Bobcat on a Boat
CLICK HERE

Granny Rockin Out….
CLICK HERE

Fuck Facebook – Future is Here…..
CLICK HERE

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