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2017

04

Jul

Bella Hadid is Very Important on Instagram of the Day

Bella Hadid is a very important figure in pop culture…because she is living the dream she always had for herself, or that her mom always had for her, a dream that included being a top model traveling the world and thanks to instagram, her and her sister were able to shave their Palestinian beards and use their tall girl bodies thanks to stylists, face injections and possible breast implants, to be the most important girls in the history of vagina…there has never been and never will be someone so magical…at least that’s what these vapid narcissistic cunts probably think of themselves…despite lloking like some kind of muppet, girl thinks she’s hot, as everyone tells her she is all fucking day….

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2017

04

Jul

Fourth of JUly Bathing Suits at the Pool and Other Videos of the Day

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Rodeo Chick of the DAy

cops on the Slip and Slide

Darwin Award of the Day

Weird Breast Exam Video

Women VS Child Rapists

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2017

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fourth of July motherfuckers which I guess means today is a celebration of the Tom Cruise Movie, because I am not an American and besides seeing the border light up like it was the revolutionary war, only with fire works, the smell of fast food, trailer park outhouses and cheap face injections of people trying to be hollywood…on a budget….Attention Walmart Shoppers…I’m not American and will go about my daily life of staring at girls in pants to tight, shorts too short, shirts too see, bras too non existent, panties too small but soaked through as she uncrosses her legs thanks to the world being so porned up, as they SEXT all fucking day…because that’s the American dream…at least in canada..

Here are some MORNING links…

Game of Thrones Chick Learned Oral Sex from the Show
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Road Rage Ends Respectfully
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Cat Stuck in the Bricks
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Maria Menounos – Brain Tumor
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Paris Hilton Slutty in Ibiza
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I was Amazed This Didn’t Include Executive Semen
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World’s Most Dangerous Rope
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
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NERD SHIT!
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2017

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The biggest attack on America that has happened to me today, the day before your glorious Fourth of July, is when at least three girls I ask for nudes, tell me they will send me nudes, with at least one featuring two vaginas in one frame because she’s at a cottage weekend getaway and feeling wild, don’t come through, because women are liars who will always leave you disappointed….

Here are some stepLINKS for Fourth of July on the Third of July because not everyone is America, but America thinks they are, and I’ll ride with it because I have little else going for me…Living the dream….

Quentin Tarantino – Engaged
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Thank God She’s Rich – NAsty Bikini Clad Top Shop Heir With her Sexy Felon
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Elle Fanning Showing Off her Belly Button
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Old Person Loses Control and Crashes
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Lea Michele’s Cleavage
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Some Dude Called Madison Beer a Slut Because She Is One
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Hummingbird Pool Party
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A Bunch of Fails
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Hailey Baldwin Shopping in a Sports Bra
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Danielle Sellers Topless
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Spider with Three Super Powers
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Ava Sambora Looking Rough of the Day
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Sara Underwood See Through
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Flamingo Chick at the Zoo
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Nell Tiger Free – Comicon Legs
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Maria Menounos Has a Brain Tumor
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Corey Feldman Concert is Exciting
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Two Legged Agility Robot of the Day
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Heidi Klum’s Nipples
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Lindsay Lohan’s Desperate Tweet for her Birthday…
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Katy Perry Doing Some Bullshit that I wish ended with her death.
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Michelle Monaghan Cartwheel of Broken Dreams
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Slutty Liv Tyler
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Great Tits of the Day
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Slutty Busty Yoga Teacher
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Lesbians in Public
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Hot Tits in a Car
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Lame Slutty Shoot of the Day
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Hot Enoiugh Naked Model
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Skank Licks Dumpster for Some Money
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Hot Pussy of the Day
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2017

03

Jul

Bella Thorne in a Bath for America of the Day

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Bella Thorne is Living the All American Dream…

From a pawn to one of the most evil corporations in the world…>DISNEY…masked with puppets and other kid friendly shit all used to brain wash the youth with their evil agenda….

To instagram slut getting tons of likes, an absurd amount of likes, the sluttier an racier she goes…

Like she’s from the Miley Cyrus school of celebrity…go Disney, Go Dark, Go Slutty Raver Hip Drug User….settle down…all while people throw money at you, despite not being that great….WONDERFUL lesson to teach the youth I want to be jerking off to in future years on their 18th birthdays – Someoene’s gotta do it.

This is some photoshoot no one cares about, but she’s in the bath always a must pre eating ass.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is the all American Dream…or scam…depending on how you look at a chubby southern girl who played the southern angle to get a movie role that led to her getting knocked up by the heart throb star, only to force him into marrying her, ruining his career, and taking her career to the next level of wholesome, despite the fact that she was fucking her agent, who she ended up marrying, and who now her kids call dad, because she’s Hollywood, and anyone in Hollywood is a vapid, garbage, human with no moral code besides feeding their egos, their wallets, their uteruses, and I guess their big fat bellies that shouldn’t be in bathing suits for any damn photoshoots…becuase it’s terrifying but it happened…for America.

She’s a monster…for America but at least she’s old and rich….and doesn’t need to be hot or tight…like she pretty much never was….

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Posted in:Resse Witherspoon|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the all American dream…..at least she looks like the American dream, if the American dream was build like someone who moves fridges for a living…l

Her legs are jacked, on some power lifter at the gym, possibly a pro skier, or anything else that can crush Watermelons while you jerk off…like some kind of Fourth of July Fetish you should all have.

I don’t know why…but I find her hot in her later years, maybe it’s my new found love for thick strong legs after jerking off the that Cross Fit documentary twice…all those grunts and heavy lifting…or maybe it’s just Hilary Duff’s ability to suffocate me by smothering my face with her child star, pile of money, pervert used by the Hockey Team…pussy…I dig it…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Paris Jackson is Spending her Inheritance Right of the Day

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If your dad was a billionaire pedophile, who probably isn’t even your genetic dad, but who could be, I am too lazy to look it up, it’s Fourth of July Weekend, and this is the American Dream….

You know and you were lucky enough to be part of his weird, likely grooming you as a sex toy, but luckily you weren’t a boy….in his weird amusement park home…and he died and left you all his money…

You’d probably want to be lounging in a bikini too…being young, wild and free from the predator that financed your existence…

I mean..that’s what I’d be doing….not that bikini part, but seeing how much pussy I can buy with a billion dollars, you know..

Posted in:Paris Jackson|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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ALessandra Ambrosio still looks good…and you have to appreciate a woman who still maintains her bikini model contract and body…because she doesn’t take shit for granted like a lazy American would…you know all entitled…

This one was taken out of the slums of Brazil for having a tall, lean, hot model body….given millions of dollars and the good life…and that’s all she needed to say “Let’s milk this”…because despite being 40 or close to 40 and a mom…I still think she’s good to look at in a bikini…a rare thing in a world of body positive which makes an excuse for being a pig of a woman…

You know, a little immigrant hustle should inspire us, when it’s half naked…and it does…

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Here’s some more in a white suit cuz I like white suits…they showcase pussy best..

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Chanel Iman Model in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Chanel Iman has a pretty uneventful ass for an ethnic bikini model….I would expect more from my bikini models, you know if you’re going to get the 500k – 1 million dollar a year contracts…I mean I want to be able to chip my tooth on the firmness of the ass, I don’t want to be sucked into a series of sunken in, stretch mark ridden weirdness…I mean out of the countless hot bitches in the world with better asses than this, give them a goddamn chance. It’s not like ANYONE is buying ANYTHING because this bitch is part of the campaign…she barely exists…and I guess either does her little boy ass..

Disappointing….

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Posted in:Chanel Iman|SFW