2016
02
Sep
I thought Hilary Duff’s Box would be bigger…
That’s all I got..but this picture is fucking everything….or rather everything I want to fuck. I love this dump truck sized Hilary Duff, mom and all, which is so weird…considering I didn’t like her at 18…this is backwards…but staring at her back…makes the world make sense to me…and that’s what matters.
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2016
02
Sep
Cara Delevingne is part of some feminist amazing project where they put flowers between their legs – to celebrate having vaginas – or a GARDEN in her pants – that Cara Delevingne’s may be more than just floral, but also filled of bacteria…maybe some aquatic animals..a little yeast and herpes and disgustingness…you know the kind of garden you find growing behind some septic run off…with the lone flower blowing in the wind…or maybe the kind of garden made in a lab – on petri dish working on finding the cure to AIDs or some shit…because despite her scam that got her in movies, and despite her being fun and lively to the rich people she hangs with because she too is rich…there’s something vile about her..and as a dude who likes street hookers…that’s erotic as fuck to me…
We just need more labia! If you’re gonna show your pussy as a flower- show your fucking pussy bro.
Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW
2016
02
Sep
Jennifer Lawrence is a bullshit celebrity – who is on the highest paid celebrity list – even though I find her dull – uneventful – barely hot – despite her great tits that were stolen and posted everywhere that finally gave her a little edge in her otherwise vapid, useless, used as a tool to get bigger budget life….you know a sell out before she was even 18…cashing in hard…winning all the awards…designed to bring in attention, talent, fill seats…because HOLLYWOOD knows how dumb people are…and they’ll buy into anything..
Well the Fashion industry follows their lead – and probably paid her 10 million dollars for these garbage pics…
We allow this world to fucking happen – we are all a bunch of idiots…some of us, like Jennifer Lawrence just happen to win at it…I think it’s cuz of her tits…it’s always the tits.
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW
2016
02
Sep
Chiara Scelsi is some model I’ve never heard of, but should jerk off to, and you should to…but not in a gay way, like we’re all hanging out together with a loaf of bread…playing some schoolyard jerk off games….you fucking homo…just in general – because she’s a naked chick…in a nude magazine…being felt up proper…strategically covering her cunt…
She’s 19, her boyfriend, who is probably in the shoot with her “works in music”…and they follow their favorite DJs around the world in her spare time…lame….but typical of idiots these days…
She’s EURO and tits are like bikinis, so this isn’t too exciting for anyone who has seen her in IBIZA, but she only started modelling in February…so young, new model tits…for the win….
Good job LUI Magazine…for bringing the gold…
Posted in:Chiara Scelsi
2016
02
Sep
These instagram girls think they are so fucking important..like Charlotte McKinney doesn’t even update her instagram anymore – which is the only reason she existed in the first place – I mean besides her tits…but now that she’s been on TV, amongst the stars…dancing..she feels like she doesn’t need to be low hanging – low level like that….she can just call the paparazzi and they’ll come while you cum..
It’s an interesting moment when the isntagram model – doesn’t update the instagram anymore – pretty cocky, pretty edgy, pretty racy, pretty stupid…because this bitch will never make it as an actor…just look at the horse face..there’s no way….titty fetish videos – sure…but not Hollywood – but then again – Hollywood has created a lot of dog shit – they always do…so there is hope for her…and for us….that she inspires hotter big titty girls to follow her rich kid, entitled brat, moved to LA to be famous lead…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER OUT WITH HER TITS CLICK HERE
HERE SE IS OUT IN A TIGHT DRESS:
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER OUT IN A TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW
2016
02
Sep
Kaley Cuoco, the icon to nerds who watch sitcoms everywhere, pulled her tit out on snapchat – because it’s a purchased tit – and like all girls with fake tits – they love showing the shit off like it’s a new car or something…
It’s some vapid materialistic, shamelessness that fuels our society….
I have only met a handful of hookers who hate their fake tits and it is usually after they’ve had them for years and they are falling the fuck apart from every direction….but when any girl first gets the tits, even with all the pain…they fucking LOVE the fake tit…it’s just when the tits and life let them down…that they
But Kaley Cuoco is making 100 million in the next few years, has already made 100 million, I don’t think much can let her down – but the guys who she burns through – or who use her thanks to where she’s at in finance and career…
As long as she pulls out tits, flashing in a Look at me – cuz she’s an actor and they all want you to look at them…I’m down…with everything going on here…and will be well into her old age…where she’ll still be doing the same stunts…unless she dies of an overdose…
Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW
2016
02
Sep
Fernanda Liz is a model I’ve never heard of – which doest mean she doesn’t matter, it means that I am bad at my job because it isn’t a job – and I am a firm believer that all of these people are interchangeable…
We can assume the evil underwear empire is already staking her out -and once they lock her in – then we’ll all know who she is – but in the meantime she’s doing Euro porn magazines that are no longer porn magazines – because they rebranded – and in rebranding – convinced models to get naked for them…Brilliant…
Here’s a video she’s got on her site – so she must like it but only 2500 people have seen it..
Posted in:Fernanda Liz
2016
02
Sep
Jojo Got BOYZ…that her GIRLZ like….or GIRLS that her BOYZ like Sounds dirty…and it probably is – because all these girls are addicts, sex addicts…addicts…
She was robbed of her childhood – thrown into performing from the ghetto – left to her own uneducated devices – leading to relationships with dudes she probably had to support – thanks to being raised by her mom – the “cleaning lady”…which is code for hooker where I am from….
Well she’s back, and wants you to know it…back…with them tits..the way all girls should be always..
2016
02
Sep
Daisy Lowe is in leggings and it is exciting…but her back story I like to talk about every time I stare at her tits is exciting enough for me…
She’s got a nice level of thickness going on, and I’m into it, but I am more into the fact that she didn’t have a dad growing up – but when she found out who her dad was – he was some tranny fucking rockstar..and that alone is hilarious…and pretty lucrative for her life as a model…thanks to not needing to work…because of trust funds fuelled by guilt…and exclusive access to everything and everyone thanks to BUSH….not the right kind of bush…but the band BUSH…
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Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW
2016
02
Sep
Ashley Sara Haas is some instagram hooker…who apparently is tall enough to be an actual model at 5 foot 10…with agencies to back that claim up…and campaigns you’ve never seen her part of…but she is at burning man and she was rumoured to date a MLB player…so she’s got as far as she needs to go…right…
Here she is in a really exciting shoot for some instagram photographer – in a field…with flowers in her hair like some festival slut…which is good for her instagram account slutting…it gives her purpose…meaning and is relevant with the trends and time…at least for the mainstream – cuz the actual cool kids are all over this shit…
All golden…all average at best…but since she’s some instagram hooker….and this is the best video ever posted to social media – ever…
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