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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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My secret talent is that I am like an Umbrella…I keep girls from getting wet..you know dry as a fucking bone…no matter how bad they want to bone…because I’m not the boner for the bone…

After much reflection, I don’t think that’s a talent….also not much of a talent is asking a hot girl getting ice cream on the street corner in shorts that expose most of her ass – so much ass that I think I’m staring at her bare ass..like she’s too drunk to realize she’s got no pants on….if I can put my mouth on her…ice cream..it has a 0 percent success rate so far…but I believe I’ll find the one willing and when I do…I’ll marry her…or I guess date rape her, which is what she’ll tell her friends…which in my era was called regret sex….that you did but weren’t into…and I could tell you weren’t into it from the snoring…and my famous move…the one we call the Umbrella…the inspiration for that Rihanna song…true story…

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Girls Who Don’t Wear Bras are Girls With Tits I Stare At
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Natalie Portman is Pregnant
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
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Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are Out in NYC
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Ellen and Britney at the mall
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Scott Disick is banging Beiber’s 18 Year Old Girlfriend
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Jessica Alba in a Dress
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Mattress Store Does a 9/11 Theme Commercial
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Random Slutty Girls with Long Legs
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The Jenners at Some Event
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bathing Suit
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Natalie Portman in a Dress
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Christie Brinkley is a Hot Old Lady
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Jorgie Porter and Midgets
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The Coook Island Tattoo Processs
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The Guy Who Bought Bieber a Sandwich – Is Very Into Buying Beiber a Sandwich
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Kids Try 100 Years of Sandwiches
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First Lesbian in Miss America
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Suki Waterhouse – is Boring
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Maltesers Panders to Handicapped People
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Cute Girls…to Masturbate To
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The Eat Pray Love Chick Left the Love Portion of her Story for a Chick
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Trapped Dog Gets Rescued
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Rita Ora is Edgy….Like Avril Lavigne Edgy
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The New Most Interesting Man in the World
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Bella Thorne – NIPPLE
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iPhone 7 in 90 Seconds
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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How Spielberg Constructs a Battle Scene
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Adriana Lima’s Workout Photo Shoot
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Daisy Lowe is Awesome
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Retro Batman VS Superman
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Shanna Moakler Disgusting
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Doug the Pug in Stranger Things
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Cliff Jumper Tries to Kill Himself
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Dakota Fanning is Still Creepy
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Multi Car Pile-Up
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Truth about ITT Tech…….
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Ireland Baldwin Nipples
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Naked in the Kitchen
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Big Titty Reveal
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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A Girl and Her Insane Hot Body
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Vibrator in a Yello Dress
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Ass Troll of the Day
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Horny Raver Babe Does the HJ
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Lesbians
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2016

Sep

Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Super famous Rihanna is in CR Fashion book…which is some prestigious fashion magazine that people aspire to be in – but Rihanna is very fucking famous so she gets to be in it whenever she wants. They don’t ask her, her people tells them and they listen.. because she’s Rihanna…and the world are fucking groupies…including Drake…because she’s the fat ass he butt fucks…the tan colored Caribbean diva who once lived in a shanty and is now richer than the Country…you know that must make a bitch really fucking annoying to be around…but in pics like this she’s great…

They are by Terry Richardson, who I guess is on a comeback, after having twins, one which Rihanna is probably holding, because he’s getting back into his weirder stuff people actually liked before he went totally corporate and boring…and you can see her nipples you’ve already seen…and this is the best today has to offer in celebrity bullshit content no one comes to this site to see…because they have social media accounts…making me fade further into obscurity..a place I like…

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2016

Sep

Taylor Swift Wants You To Know She’s Taller Than Models of the Day

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Taylor Swift is making an appearance with one of her Victoria’s Secret model friends who is probably using her for exposure, or maybe it’s an add crafted by the evil empire and everyone here is getting paid…because why else would she make a point of being friends with all the Victoria’s Secret girls….she’s a commercially motivated woman – what she does is for money – always…

I mean she is a narcissist so maybe she likes walking with models – showing that she’s taller or skinnier, or maybe modeling lingerie is her fucking dream…who cares…

What I do know is that she’s been exposed for being full of shit in all her relationship bullshit she sings about – because it’s all for commercially motived reasons…it’s all about the money…

So whether her press is about cheating on dudes with other dudes then breaking up with those dudes….because her pussy can’t be satisfied and she’s a fucking machine…she’s a contrived lie, with zero authenticity, candy coated….and the world should collectively turn on her…instead of continuing to allow her and her garbage to exist…

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To See Pics of Lily Aldridge in Hamptons magazine….I have no idea why you’d want to but here they are….

Or maybe you’re into a FAKE TAYLOR SWIFT DICK SUCKING PIC GOING AROUND THE INTERNET…. CLICK HERE

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2016

Sep

Jessica Alba is Whoring Out her Products for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Here’s an advertorial that they’ll spin as in Editorial…because it features a Hollywood star, who can’t act, but looks good and movies need a hot chick to help carry the story in all the shit movies ALba has been in….

Sure she is a star, she’s famous, but she’s never actually done anything good, but as so many accomplished women can tell you, if you’re hot – you don’t need to do anything good – people will pay attention…

So whether this was paid for by Jessica Alba….and her HONEST BEAUTY COLLECTION or it’s just a trade because Shape Magazine is garbage and needs all the help it can get…doesn’t matter…what matters is that old lady, mom Alba, looks good enough photoshopped, but like a Kardashian..she’s fucking shameless cashing in..

We live in a world where selling crap is all people like doing…it’s so fucking weird…and if you’re going to sell anything it should be her pussy…but I guess she’s already done that…that’s how we know who she is – and why she’s got a billion dollar brand under her…

I don’t see how anyone could get excited by this…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

Sep

Rita Ora’s Tits Like Fashion Week of the Day

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Rita Ora has tits…but you already know that – because it’s the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is…and it’s probably the only reason she got a record deal…or got people to produce songs for her to get that record deal – back when she was in th UK working at a Karaoke bar singing Rihanna Songs…before committing to ripping off everything Rihanna and bringing it to America…

The mindset of the British is always that they are superior to their colonies, and places like Barbados are just where they enslave people, turn them into mindless slaves, pay them very little but give them structure…as they make the plantation owner richer and richer…that’s what the culture is based on…and even when they travel back to their colony for winter..they look down on the locals…and feel they can do better…

But in Rita’s case..she’s not better than Rihanna, no matter how hard she tries, she’s just tits…at fashion week…her new and exciting attempt at relevance…

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2016

Sep

ALINE WEBER in Bathing Suits for Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know much about Aline Weber, because she’s not that famous, I haven’t been fed her bullshit lies – but I bet thanks to doing this site – or really no thanks you fucking cancer on my soul – site…I hate….I know way more than I should…

Like that Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….I saw that movie…and remember her from it…because it was about fags and she was the main hetro moment…

She is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into fashion, but into naked hot chicks to have seen her naked….

So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family, maybe even HITLER..after he escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan…..and in VOGUE MEXICO…

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2016

Sep

Victoria Justice Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Victoria Justice was the lead in some Disney produced show. Her co-star or the supporting character was American hating Ariana Grande…who got way more famous than this one…which probably effects ego in a negative way…and it probably makes Victoria Justice feel like shit about herself, forcing her to try to navigate the media and the industry to try to get as big as her frenemy…and I guess that’s done with FUCK ME BOOTS…

The real question is do kids call these boots FUCK ME BOOTS….or are they just boots, because in our era…only whores wore boots like this…or girls who wanted you to jerk off to them…but in this era all girls are whores…some are just not as good at business…you know like interns…they work for free…

Now we all know the pedophiles at Disney, love creating these sex objects for other pedophiles sitting at home subscribed to the Disney channel to jerk off to…because everything is pornography in this sleazy sex filled life… you fucking primates…

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2016

Sep

Ariel Winter INSTAGRAM of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted this throwback from some photoshoot for something I can assume doesn’t actually matter – or didn’t actually matter because nothing really matters – especially all these bullshit photoshoots of bullshit people…but she does look like a clown and it’s pretty funny trying to understand why everyone is trying to figure out what her appeal is…maybe it’s that she is good with dogs, because she is a dog or if she wasn’t famous the kind of weird broken teen girl who uses her dog to make her cum thanks to peanut butter – because no boys in school want to fuck her…but thanks to being on TV everyone wants to fuck her…

Who knows…or cares…here’s the pic of her very large dumpy ass…

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2016

Sep

Kimberly Garner Ass Flash of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry they are trying to be a part of is ridiculous…

The content, the lifestyle, the fact people watch these people like they are something special, the off shoot businesses based on celebrity and all the money floating around such a vapid and mindless experience…is hilarious….

Not that Kimberly Garner’s got any of that, she’s just out there trying to milk the low level no one cares about that she does have..and she’s doing it via ass flashes…

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2016

Sep

Rich Girl Nicola Peltz in a See Through Shirt for a Rich Person Event of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire – who like all daughters of billionaires – chooses the whore on social media – aspiring to be a celebrity of her own – or maybe a model – because they like to be the focal point with everyone looking at them – thanks to daddy issues that stem with daddy being a busy man making the billions…

So instead of going to the best school ever…she was in Transformers and she’s in a see through shirt at some fashion event since it is fashion week and she’s some New York Socialiate…first and foremost…that whole hollywood thing was to seem like she’s busy in a role her dad paid for…replacing Megan Fox because any set of tits is good enough to replace Megan Fox..

All this to say, she’d be a great target for your semen to stick to her uterus…K-Fed that Ho.

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