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2024

24

Apr

Christina Hendricks Got Married of the Day

Christina Hendricks got married the other day, I have a feeling she only did it as an excuse to eat all the fucking cake, since she’s a big one.

She married someone named George Bianchini in New Orleans, which is probably the nicest place to get married in the USA, since it’s New Orleans….he’s a successful camera guy they call a CINEMATOGRAPHER because it’s fancier and we’ll assume that she met him when he was filming her giant tits.

She didn’t wear white for her wedding, because she’s probably been done before, many many times before, you don’t get Christina Hendricks famous without taking some dick…

I know people are super excited by her, or the fact that she’s got big tits, but they are like the average big tit fetishist who doesn’t care that the rest of the bitch is bus sized, it’s like as long as the tits are they, they can ignore the diabetes, motorized scooter to get around, amputated foot, the apron belly they need to lift to find the cunt-hole, and all the other grossness that comes with obesity because “DID YA SEE THE TITS”…

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2024

24

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In a world of fat fucks everywhere, stay fit bitches!

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2024

24

Apr

Creepy Noah Cyrus in her Racy Outfits of the Day

I am not sure what Noah Cyrus’ fashion influence is, or what this style is. It’s some kind of space goth demonic freak who died in the trailer park from a horrible murder but who was reanimated thanks to some kind of Solar Eclipse or creepy science experiment, only to get up and walk down to the 7-Eleven for a pack of smokes.

It’s got an element of sci/fi, horror and deep white trash, which would make sense since she was raised stupid rich in LA with her family of superstar money makers, too busy for her, leaving her to fend for herself and her weird insulated rich person brain has decided this is the look for it

The only sad thing is that she’s go the spread far apart fat girl tits, when you’d really want something a little more central on the chest…but I’ll still look, sometimes you have to eat your way to the top, so if the top is Miley Cyrus, then to get to her requires various bosses at various levels and I’ll assume this one is the closest to the target.

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2024

24

Apr

Alison Brie’s Giant Feet of the Day

Alison Baked Brie Cheese, because I am sure she didn’t hear references to Brie cheese her entire life, because she’s all fancy and the fact that her vagina smells like rotting milk….

Well, she’s come out of her palace on the hill to promote some movie, as these celebrities do, and in promoting it, it seems she’s very eager to show off her legs. They are her PILATES legs, since her other post was celebrating 100 pilates sessions that give her that lean muscle..

The show is some PEACOCK thing about APPLES, but I’m over hear trying to make sense of her terrifying and veiny feet.

I am not a foot fetishist, those dudes are weird, so maybe this is the HYPE foot they need for the footjob or to toe suck…but to me, it’s a fucking nightmare, put those flippers away freak….

All this to say, I hope she’s not related to Brie Larson…not all BRIES are of the same stock and this one, despite the feet, is far superior to the other one, who is a fraud…mock BRIE CHEESE…bargain basement and expired…

Here she is cockteasing in some mom who’s ready to take it from behind if you go fast, don’t make too much noise, and don’t look her in the face.

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2024

24

Apr

Helen Flanagan’s Still Got the Tits of the Day

Helen Flanagan was a UK actress on Coronation Street, which is a huge show that’s been on TV for 100 fucking years and thanks to being Canadian and one of the Queen’s colonies, I’ve been forced to watch it for the last 100 fucking years because we only have on TV channel in Canada.

So for 12 years, she played an important role on the soap opera, only to drop out and start Glamour modelling because she had tits that needed to be shown off….which is usually what people who don’t have acting work do.

She ended up getting knocked up or marrying some sports person as Glamour Models do and now she’s back to tits out, the way nature intended due to the tits existing in the first place….

So even as a mom, and old tired, rich mom, I’m into it.

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2024

24

Apr

Angel Luv is the Instagram Of The Day

Angel Luv, probably her real name, probably named after her love for making money from your attention cuz that’s why she pulls the titties out.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

24

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Titty Dance for the Mariachi Band of the Day

Big Tit Sydney Sweeney was just in KEY WEST dressed like a Pirate, singing Karaoke and Kite Surfing.

Then her big tits brought her to Hawaii where she rented a Jeep Wrangler and hung off the roll bars or whatever the fuck you call the jeep cage, to really showcase how her tits hang in the upside down position since her bikini was too small for her.

She wore a shirt apologizing for her great tits, since her tits are her primary marketing tool and accessory, and shit’s working better for her than it does for the bottom feeding average girls with great tits.

Meaning, if you have big tits, try to go through the mainstream before doing the ONLYFANS since it will allow you the opportunity for fame and fortune, which you can always use in your favor when it all fails and you have to do an ONLYFANS….it’s like I always tell the ladies out there, don’t do anal your first day on the porn set.

Anyway, these pictures of her in a revealing tropical adventure outfit have her dancing in front of a Mariachi band from a Mexican trip, making me think “Where in the World is Sydney Sweeney”, it should be a reality TV contest that tracks all young and rich and having fun with the tits….

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2024

24

Apr

SI Swim’s New Rookie is a Big Titty DJ named Xandra of the Day

Xandra is an instagram DJ with big tits, which always makes me wonder whether she was a girl with big tits who decided to be a DJ to have a marketing hook that takes her around the world as the life of the party, or if she actually was a DJ first and happened to grow out the big tits as a total coincidence.

What I am saying is that I’m old and DJing wasn’t really as lucrative as a thing back in the pre-internet era, so the people who did it, even the hot chicks were just into DJing….they used records and learned how to beatmatch it was all so fucking Analog.

There were HOT chicks who DJed, but it wasn’t nearly as mainstream, commercialized, or supported by social media but more importantly, you couldn’t play a pre-recorded mix and pretend like you were DJing, there was some level of integrity to the profession.

Now, it’s just a lot of nonsense, everything is a social media show to get noticed and followers and those followers who notice you get leveraged into getting you booked on jobs….whatever those jobs are depend on your skill set…and DJing is apparently an easy one to pull off…because brands need music and their brand parties now that everything is a corporate dominated, manufactured, Disneyland level of authentic pile of shit…

At least people still leave the house and go to parties, because I don’t really know if I would if I was of that generation, the couch is too fucking comfotable…

Anyway, she got booked as SI Swim Rookie model thanks to smart networking and becasue SI needs DJs and to remain as relevant as they can since their editor is like 75 years old….which only speaks to the younger generation like she’s their den mother making their model dreams come true…it’s a MAFIA…big Swim Media and here’s a glimpse of their ROOKIE…

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2024

24

Apr

Suki Boobs and her Boobs of the Day

Suki Boobs is your big titty asian Waifu, whatever the fuck that means….but it sounds racist.

I don’t think her real name is Suki, it’s probably Jennifer or Melissa or some other American white name, but for the sake of being an internet fetish she’s landed on Suki, hoping to lure in all the virgin loser anime nerds who get off to that kind of thing and dream of the days they can afford to import an asian of their own as a wife.

I do know that she does have big tits, probably from eating all that McDonalds when she came over and got on that Western diet….and that’s really what this is about…big boobs you can subscribe to….because she sells them on ONLYFANS , like any money grubbing, shameless, misguided, quick cash grab chasing goddess, who knows it’s the way of the generation to cash in on the tits like nature wanted her to!

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2024

24

Apr

Gear It Up: How to Keep Your Sex Life Alive and Kicking

Maintaining excitement and passion is crucial in the journey of love and companionship. As relationships evolve, it’s natural for the initial spark to wane, but it’s not inevitable. By embracing creativity and exploring new avenues, you can reignite the fire and keep your relationship sexy, vibrant, and fulfilling.

Communication and Connection

Communication forms the foundation of every successful relationship. It’s not just about talking but also about truly connecting with your partner on a deeper level. Try incorporating these creative communication strategies into your routine:

  • New Conversation Starters: Break the monotony by introducing fresh topics or questions during your conversations. Ask about sexual fantasies, childhood memories, dreams for the future, or even hypothetical scenarios to keep things interesting.
  • Regular Date Nights: Set aside dedicated time for date nights where you can focus solely on each other. Whether it’s a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant or a cozy movie night at home, these moments of quality time enhance your bond. And spice them up with sexy lingerie and hot new sex toys to end date night on a high!
  • Active Listening Techniques: Practice active listening by giving your partner your full attention during conversations. Show empathy, ask clarifying questions, and validate their feelings to foster a deeper connection.

Embracing Novelty and Adventure

Routine can dampen excitement, so inject a dose of adventure and novelty into your relationship:

  • Surprise Weekend Getaways: Plan spontaneous weekend trips to new destinations or revisit old favorites. Exploring new places together creates lasting memories and adds an element of excitement to your relationship.
  • New Hobbies or Activities: Take up a hobby or activity that interests both of you. Whether learning a dance style, cooking new recipes together, or trying a new sport, shared experiences create bonds and keep things exciting.
  • Bucket List Adventures: Create a bucket list of adventures you want to experience together. Working towards these goals, from skydiving to road trips to exotic locations, adds a sense of anticipation and adventure to your relationship.

Keeping Romance Alive

Romance is the fuel that keeps the flames of passion burning bright. Here are some romantic gestures to infuse love into your relationship:

  • Love Letters or Notes: Surprise your partner with handwritten love letters or leave sweet notes for them to find throughout the day. Expressing your feelings in writing adds a personal and heartfelt touch.
  • Candlelit Dinners: Create a romantic ambiance at home with candlelit dinners. Cook a special meal together or order from your favorite restaurant, and enjoy intimate moments by candlelight.
  • Intimacy and Connection Time: Schedule regular intimate moments to reconnect physically and emotionally. Whether cuddling on the couch, relaxing together, or exploring each other’s desires, prioritize intimacy in your relationship.

Spicing Up the Bedroom

Physical intimacy plays a vital role in a healthy relationship. Explore new ways to enhance your intimate experiences:

  • Experimentation: Be open to trying new techniques or positions in the bedroom, including using innovative sex toys like a penis sleeve. Communicate openly about your desires and fantasies to keep the passion alive and discover new levels of pleasure together.
  • Sensual Massages and Role-Playing: Incorporate sensual massages into your routine to create a sensual atmosphere and build anticipation. Explore role-playing scenarios to add excitement and variety to your intimate moments.
  • Erotic Literature and Games: Read erotic literature together or try adult games to ignite passion and explore different facets of your sexuality. Open and honest communication about your desires can lead to fulfilling and exciting experiences.

Cultivating Shared Goals and Dreams

Shared aspirations strengthen the bond between partners and provide a sense of purpose. Here’s how to cultivate shared goals and dreams:

  • Vision Board: Create a vision board representing your shared dreams and goals. Include images, quotes, and aspirations that inspire you both to work towards a common future filled with happiness and success.
  • Supporting Individual Goals: Encourage and support each other’s goals and dreams. Whether pursuing a career milestone, learning a new skill, or embarking on a personal adventure, be each other’s cheerleader and motivator.
  • Celebrating Milestones: Celebrate milestones and achievements as a couple. Whether it’s a promotion at work, completing a personal challenge, or reaching a relationship milestone, acknowledge and celebrate these moments together.

Prioritizing Self-Care and Personal Growth

Taking care of oneself is essential for a healthy relationship. Here’s how to prioritize self-care and personal growth as a couple:

  • Encouraging Hobbies: Encourage each other to pursue hobbies and activities that bring joy and fulfillment. Whether it’s painting, gardening, or fitness, supporting each other’s interests strengthens your bond and well-being.
  • Personal Development Workshops: Attend personal development workshops or retreats together to enhance self-awareness, communication skills, and emotional intelligence. Investing in personal growth as a couple leads to a stronger and more resilient relationship.
  • Gratitude and Mindfulness: Practice gratitude and mindfulness as part of your daily routine. Express gratitude for each other’s presence and contributions, and cultivate mindfulness through meditation, yoga, or mindfulness exercises to stay present and connected.

Overcoming Challenges Together

Every relationship faces challenges, but how you navigate them defines the strength of your bond. Here’s how to overcome challenges as a team:

  • Professional Counseling or Therapy: Seek professional counseling or therapy when facing significant challenges or conflicts. A trained therapist can provide guidance, support, and strategies to improve communication and resolve conflicts constructively.
  • Empathy and Understanding: Practice empathy and understanding during conflicts or disagreements. Listen actively, validate each other’s feelings, and strive to find common ground and solutions that benefit both partners.
  • Strengthening Resilience: Work on strengthening resilience as a team. Build trust, adaptability, and problem-solving skills to weather life’s ups and downs together, emerging stronger and more connected after overcoming challenges.

Conclusion

Keeping your relationship exciting and fulfilling requires dedication, creativity, and a willingness to grow together. By incorporating these creative strategies into your relationship, you can reignite the passion, deepen the connection, and embark on a journey of love and adventure that lasts a lifetime. Embrace the possibilities, communicate openly, and keep the sparks flying to keep your relationship vibrant and exciting.

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