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2018

06

Aug

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy in a Bikini

Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs…

Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW

Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say.


Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy in a Bikini

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2018

06

Aug

Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day

Bella Hadid Big Tits in Bikini

Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy…

It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers…

I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation…

It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals…

Here she is being slutty on social media

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2018

01

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples Braless White Shirt of the Day

I feel like the instagram life is taking a toll on Sarah Hyland, because the awkward little girl from TV, who looked 12 at 19, which is better for TV producers, less regulated, hence why all the High School Movie or show stars are in their mid 20s, giving everyone a complex and forcing the girls to get implants and face injections….and the guys to hit the gym….to fit into the unrealistic ideals set by the media on what a High School student looks like…I am talking to you Luke Perry circa 1994.

That said, Sarah Hyland, possibly due to some new lease on life, because she has some weirdo disease that has taken her Kidney like she was Selena Gomez, another 20 something who looked 12 when working with Disney….making me think it is likely related…hormone spike in the craft services table…

Is progressively getting more and more liberated and slutty like he was Ariel Winter….her co-star and friend….who together have decided fuck being a TV star, let’s reduce ourselves to instagram clickbait, it’s what the cool kids are doing you know…

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2018

30

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

Lucy Hale Ass in Blue Bikini

Lucy Hale is in a bikini, which is better off than the dude in Denver who was chilling in the Congo and was rumored to have got Ebola, Patient 0 for the USA Outbreaks…like that French Canadian who fucked a Monkey and brought AIDS to America…you know living that legacy…

She’s also back on TV, not that she was never on TV, even though I don’t think I’ve ever seen her on TV…all while being not that hot at all…but I guess the TV industry needs average as fuck people to tell their nonsense bullshit stories…

Right.

I don’t know who the fat chick in the pic is, but I assume it is her stage mom that Lucy’s boyfriends can look at and look forward to seeing happen to her…

Lucy Hale Ass in Blue Bikini

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2018

27

Jul

Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day

Ariel Winter Ass and Gut in Tight Black Leggings and Sports Bra

Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing.

Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”….

But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls…..

My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich.

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2018

26

Jul

Hailey Clauson Slutty Lingerie of the Day

Hailey Clauson For Love and Lemons Ass and Tits in Thong Bra 56

Hailey Clauson done gone aggressive people..

The very large model, I think she’s around 6 feet tall, who got fat before deciding to become a Sports Illustrated model, after years of being the hipster model, because I guess she knew she was turning 30 and it was now or never….is probably best known, at least to me, as the girl who sued her client Urban Outfitters and her Photographer for publishing seductive pics of her when she was underage and her dad was on set.

Girl got fucking paid…because no brands like to be associated with creepy underage smut, which is probably why they hired a 17 year old model…sick fucks.

Good on her to establish herself that way, and still play victim and get work all these years later…even when she doesn’t need to work…she’s rich from the lawsuit…

I guess she just likes to get half naked…

I watched her do an IG Q&A where she said that the haters make her stronger and make her strive harder which is precisely why I make fun of all these pig women, opportunist sex selling women, because I want them to get stronger, motivated and strive for me….I am a cyber bully who does it for the big picture, the betterment of man….

I help these whores live their best life…an unsung hero in a thankless life.

Hailey Clauson For Love and Lemons Ass and Tits in Thong Bra 003
Hailey Clauson For Love and Lemons Ass and Tits in Thong Bra 003

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2018

25

Jul

Kara Del Toro Topless of the Day

Kara Del Toro Topless and Slutty

We may not know who Kara Del Toro

She may be like every girl on social media posing topless…and that’s OK…

I have seen 10 pics of girls doing this pose today…without even looking…

I am not one of those instagrammer types who stares at the feed all day…I find it boring…even when the girls are posing topless.

But the fact is that Kara Del Toro is the one I am posting on….because I pulled it from a site that thinks she’s important and I’ll just follow their lead because I am old and out of touch and why bother trying to discover talent while others can do it for you.

It’s like outsourcing…..

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2018

25

Jul

Lily Mo Sheen is Up to some Dyke Shit of the Day

Lily Mo Sheen Slutty LEsbian Night Grabbing a Spread ASs

Lily Mo Sheen, the daughter of actress and fetish to the nerds everywhere – Kate Beckinsale – has taken her rich and entitled 18 year old college girl to the next level and produced some content I can support and get behind that involves instagram whoring because it’s LOLZ what perverts freak out over and react to….especially when they are all from her mom’s feed…you know real weirdos…all while getting jerked off to…the way a girl likes to be treated…it’s worth more than actual money to them….cuz they have money and no concept of money…but dudes jerking off to them…that shit is real.

Lily Mo Sheen Slutty LEsbian Night

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2018

23

Jul

Bella Thorne Slutty Tits on Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne Tits on Instagram

You may have forgotten about Bella Thorne … because I haven’t posted her in a week..

But just so you know she’s still out there, doing what she does out there….whoring.

I am all for her trolling the world sexually exploiting herself to get there, it’s a good strategy…and it works…

These aren’t quite slutty enough for me…but they happened!

Bella Thorne Tits on Instagram Sheer White Top

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2018

19

Jul

Ariel Winter Big Tits Hard Nipples of the Day

Ariel Winter Big Tits Hard Nipples White Shirt

If you are going to be a fat chick, you might as well fixate on your tits, something fat chicks for generations have been aware of, that if they have monster tits, you show off the monster tits and perverts everywhere will love you at least at 4 am when drunk….forcing you to spend the rest of your time alone and sad and with your cat…unless you’re a rich celebrity from a hit show with an entourage because people love celebs…then you will never be alone…there will always be a mooch near by.

The only interesting thing about this, beyond the tits, is that she’s already cut them off once and this is how they grew back, like a lizard tail, and that alone is creepy…titty creeps…the tits that won’t tie and that keep on making an appearance thanks to overeating.

But imagine what they’d look like if they were never amputated….HUGE…real huge.

Ariel Winter Big Tits Hard Nipples White Shirt

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