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2018

09

Jul

Rita Ora Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This just in….Rita Ora is still in a bikini….because Rita Ora knows what the paparazzi like…and Rita Ora likes the paparazzi….because with their help she has tricked America into thinking she is famous…and if they think you are famous then you are famous….it’s all an illusion….and tits get hits so she can make hits…that none of us want to hear…but end up knowing all the lyrics thanks to brainwashing…..just not when it comes to Rita Ora….who we have never heard anything from….

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2018

09

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, still disgusting. Still shamelessly self promoting like the stripper she pretends she was as a teenager in Miami after running away from home in Australia and ending up in Miami..where she worked underage….sounds like a legit story you fucking bottom feeding pop bullshit with a fake bottom….

She has an album or single out and I preferred when she wasn’t promoting nonsense and was just a fat ass no one really cared about or remembered existed because she’s that kind of star.

Iggy Azalea Slutty Fake Ass in a Thong Bodysuit

Here she is slutty on Instagram

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2018

06

Jul

Taylor Swift Gettin Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Swift, whether she writes her own songs and rides that storyline or not, which isn’t that impressive because her songs aren’t that good, or complex, and are about boys and very cutesy bullshit….is garbage…

She makes a lot of fucking money because she’s got her scam on and because people like garbage…

But I appreciate that she’s had a lot of sex with a lot of people over the years and managed to come out the victim…like most women.

I think it’d be great to hear all the stories from all the men who have fucked her, to really dive into the Taylor Swift story…because being this rich and famous comes with serious mental issues…

Now I don’t think Taylor Swift is hot, I’d still watch her sex tape and look at her leaked nudes if they ever happened, and they should happen because she’s a slutty slutty girl….

So that’s the reason I’m posting this USA themed paparazzi shoot…

Whether I like it or not, it’s still Taylor Swift..the PHENOM pulling the best scam in recent years….feel sorry for the horny girl…buy her albums about heart break…so clever…her dad must have worked in advertising before selling off his daughter to the world…gifting us with this…that unfortunately there’s no return policy on.

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2018

27

Jun

Kaili Thorne Booty Bounce of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst than d-list…

I don’t know if she’s actually related to Bella Thorne, or if Bella Thorne’s stage mother just found her, adopted her, named her the family brand name that she spent years building, and is now whoring out…but I do know that they have the same woman who masterminded their whoring at a young age…and that alone is magical…only because the family has collectively produced so much smut for social media – it’s hard to keep track of…

She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne, back when Bella was on TV and not using Social Media to get famous, before getting naked and using social media to get famous…becoming one of the most annoying social media girls…who is making heavy fucking money on social media…

I guess she’s now leveraging that last name hard…with smut..it’s a family thing.

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2018

13

Jun

Sophie Simmons Titties on Instagram of the Day

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For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer.

She was paying people to take pics of her, she was producing fat girl modeling content, and she had the money and fame from being on TV behind her, yet for some reason…she wasn’t able to pull off the ASHLEY GRAHAM who gets work as a fat chick…and just sort of got stuck with self produced photoshoots….but sometimes…when we’re lucky enough she busts out her big fat tits…tits that we should celebrate cuz like all fat girls…it’s their best quality…

Here is her fat ass

Sophie Simmons Slutty Big Tits White top and Pants Big Ass

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2018

11

Jun

Bella Thorne Bush of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be some sort of cultural icon in a world where there is no culture…I mean she’s more clickbait than anything, but she’s done it right…she’s managed to take her Disney Fame that she got from being whored by her mother as a child…and apply that training to whoring herself out on her social media…to what I guess were her creepy fans and that I guess became more and more fans…getting her booking jobs, doing social media campaigns, the whole thing really successful for her…all while looing a bit like a man…not being that hot, but rocking a pretty fit young body…because she is young…which allows you to ignore her hard manly face..

Well as it turns out, she’s got some BUSH…and we fucking love Bush…I am a huge BUSH supporter and have been my entire life…the bigger the bush the better…even if it comes across as laziness…it’s magical….

THe hairy armpit for feminism laziness is not something that turns me on, but it doesn’t gross me out like it did back when I was a kid and my mom had died and this toothless midget woman used to volunteer to drive me to school with hair fucking armpits that would drip sweat on hot summer days….I’d stare and gag not knowing it wasn’t normal for a woman to have hair armpits…not knowing the cultural standards but knowing it fucking repulsed me…and I have got over that being repulsed but I will never accept it as a political movement or statement…because to NOT shave is not a protest…it’s the opposite of a protest because it requires no effort…

The red beat up looking vagina is what you’d likely expect on a pale skinned ginger…but it looks a little too STD for me…it’s like grow it out girl…really grow it out like it was your armpits girl…that’s where the GOLD lies…especially when you’re a redhead and that bush is either FIERY or BLONDE..something unique for the BUSH fetishists out there….

Either way, she seems like a crackhead that will end up totally fucking mental breakdowned soon enough, until then, she’s a skinny girl with ass and tits that we don’t mind looking at cuz she’s the most important personality in pop culture besides the Kardashians…

Here she is dyking it down

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2018

06

Jun

JoJo Got Them Titties On of the Day

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JoJo got them titties…

Now if only anyone knew who Jojo was…

Or more importantly…if only Jojo didn’t have the dumbest fucking childish name because she was a child star grown old….and if only her fans were fucking weirdos who only know her from then.

If only…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

05

Jun

Rebecca Black Bikini of the Day

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Rebecca Black the source of all your entertainment, from a hit song and youtube video I hope you didn’t jerk off to, but you probably did, to the source of probably one of the most annoying quoted things at offices everywhere on Friday… because you know the basic internet people are all about that nonsense and that they only have the mental capacity to quote shit they see on the internet and think it is funny, or relatable because I guess all people are pretty fucking terrible at socializing…and find a connection with each other through the absolute nonsense…

Well…she’s in a bikini…life changing – probably not but if you’re going to hate a bitch for her quotable viral nonsense, you might as well see her half naked doing the whole bikini for the internet – look at her her fame seeking body….even though she can probably retire from all that FRIDAY money…

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2018

30

May

Ireland Baldwin Braless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin or IB(s) as I like to call her, because she’s full of fucking shit, is a 7 feet tall and 250 pounds aspiring instagrammer….

She’s actually been producing instagram content and building up her portfolio for a long time, long before her cousin Hailey Baldwin took over for her and rode the Baldwin name harder than her, and made it further than and really to all the places IB(s) wanted to go….

Like many Amazon women, just not all Amazon sized women, she’s managed to be semi proportionate, despite being 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…so she can Anna Nicole (pre-obesity, slim spa, death from opiates) this shit and confuse the hell out of people in photos because she seems normal sized…so modeling was an option for her, especially now more than ever, but no one cared enough about her to get her work…

She was an unstable monster, or is it a PIG as her dad described her when she was 10, in and out of rehab but finally pulling it together, all dark, mysterious a headcase whatever….

EXISTING in a better like than you have..

Someone gave her a job – here she is for GUESS? – Getting work finally living the dream….her dream….

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2018

28

May

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat titty model…who has been able to starve herself before shoots so that she doesn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself or workout to get work…that she would have otherwise been rejected for but it’s a new era – the fat chcik era.

I don’t really have anything inspiring to say about Kelly Brook, I have literally been doing posts on her for over a decade and they are always the same “big tits”, “titty model”…I think once I posted nudes of her that I claimed were an abortion…that was a highlight..

And now at 40 or near 40…she’s looking 40 or near 40…a mom who isn’t even a mom yet….and probably never will be because she’s 40….and that body is that of an older lady….the kind of body you’d see on your aunt when you were a 12 year old visiting your aunt for the summer and having a pool day…you know not a blood relative, so the tits you stare at mesmerize your horny pervert brain and the fact she is built like Whiskey barrel because she made your 3 cousins and loves drinking beer…is irrelevant..

We call her auntie Kelly..

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