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2018

25

May

Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers..
and this is their new pussy…

More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…

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2018

16

May

Willa Holland is Hot of the Day

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I didn’t realize that until March 30th, Willa Holland was still on TV, because I don’t watch that HERB NERD shit…like AAROW…you know some fucking super hero low budget shit that every virgin loser falls into.. because they fucking love comic books…they are their only friends..

I just thought Willa Holland was a hipster instagram model now that she’s rich and doesn’t need to work…with some hipster photographer boyfriend mooching off her to increase his own profile…that she doesn’t realize she’s being used by…because he fucks her properly…

Her’s some of their “ART”…

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2018

10

May

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is magic…or at least her big tits are…because her face is fucking weird looking, she’s like some kind of Vaccuum baby, you know vaccuum assisted birthing…or back in my day before suctioning out babies, we had Forceps baby….they just grabbed onto that face with those grips and pulled her her the fuck out…because she probably had big tits then..

But who cares about a face, when you’ve got the silliest fucking tits on a skinny frame, making moves as Kanye’s YEEZY girl, doing things like showing her tits on social media…

It’s nice to see Rat Cow get replaced with another weird face, who doesn’t have a weird bellybutton.

It’s Sophie Mudd’s time to shine…and unfortunately for us it doesn’t involve any MUDD WRESTLING..at least not for any of us…but she objectifies herself just the same and that is great…

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2018

03

May

Aubrey O’Day Fake Ass and Tits of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day has really taken it upon herself to modernize her look and fit in with the gutter Kardashian inspired looking trash of the era…

She has got that fake ass, fake face, all while in her 30s…which isn’t that shocking considering her early 20s were about her fake tits, fake hair, being some slutty “hip pop” created band by Diddy…but there was a period, we’ll call the Don Jr years, where she was a fat pig of a woman with what we though was officially her fading out into obscurity as she should…forgotten really…

But she’s made a comeback…she got fit, she invested in a new face, ass, lipo, who fucking knows…and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird looking…but it’s here…it’s now…and it’s probably working for her

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2018

30

Apr

Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin Dyke it Down in Bikinis of the Day

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Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin understand the power of clickbait, they both exist because of it, so of course they are together continuing it.

They are both the bottom wrung of the ladder that was the Jenners and Gigi Hadid, who let these two idiots tag along, and who as they both found the whole clickbait for attention boring, and their face injected faces turned 50 years old, realizing they are rich as fuck and don’t need to run around to event after event for attention, something that I guess is what happens to these cunts before they breakdown and commit suicide….

These two moved in and scooped up all the available jobs, because they know they are still “relelvant” for now…the “it crowd” for now…despite not being compelling or exciting..or even that hot…especially not Bella Hadid…

The weirdest thing in this bikini clickbait, is that Hailey Baldwin is a self proclaimed Jesus loving Christian, yet she’s doing all the tactics a low level satan worshipping heathen would do….you know digging deep as she can to walk that fine line of sex worker and legitimate star.

I am not surprised she’s got a TV show host job, brand deals, that her last name she’s been riding is known and accepted as royalty by America…

I just don’t understand why people care or buy into it…but if this is a preview of the sex tape that will be released in a decade when they are forgotten…I’m into it…even then…mid 30s…looking 50…recovering addicts scissoring..

While for now it’s just “let’s be playful, let’s be pan sexual, let’s be current and free in our scamming”…

And what it comes down to is that their scamming fucking works…

Here’s a bunch of their Miami trip..STAGED PICS….DON’T BELIEVE THEM….STAGED

Here they are Boxing in Bras

Here is Hailey in a see through dress

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

BONUS – HERE IS ThE GOOD LITTLE CHRISTIAN opening beer with her mouth for Fallon because she’s a fucking liar and understands clickbait..

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2018

24

Apr

Dascha Polanco See Through of the Day

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Dascha Polanco may or may not be a Miami Beach escort trying to hustle in old white tourists there at a conference with a black girl fetish on the beach to make money to pay for their beachfront condo and their cosmetic surgery enhancements, cheesy tattoos and Ace of Spade champagne…you know fully ass out…big ass out…for the world to see…as some sort of marketing campaign or backpages ad despite backpages not existing….

She is on Orange is the New Black…and this is how she dresses to whatever event she’s at…and nothing wrong with us staring at a big black ass. That’s what it is there for.

Bold really…but I like it in a I am repulsed by it kind of way.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

23

Apr

Sofia Richie Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie is one of the low level rich kids trying to mooch off celebrity of other rich kids to get a celebrity of her own…just like her sister, even though her sister isn’t her BIOLOGICAL sister, she’s still on the same trust fund…and while Kim Kardashian mooched off Paris Hilton, like Nicole Richie Mooched of Paris Hilton, this one is Mooching off Scott Disick, the dude who Mooched off Kourtney Kardashian and made babies in her, while Kourtney Mooched off of Kim Kardashian, in efforts to help build the family marketing company, because Kim alone couldn’t carry a show after her porno tape, she needed her whole family involved to humanize her and them, even if they are the worst humans possible…

I guess what I am saying is that this world is all incestual, insular, one big fuck each other to elevate us all and make us all richer…

And here’s little richer Richie with her tits in a tank top…tits that get cummed on by old dudes like the daddy issues you’d expect her to have..

MORE PICS OF HER PRETENDING TO BE GROWN CLICK HERE

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2018

20

Apr

Ashanti is Unemployed & Still Thick of the Day

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Earlier in the week I confused Ashanti for Aaliyah and I was called a racist by at least one person / the only person who reads this site….

He said “Not all song and dance women of color are the same person”….to which I responded “But I heard all the male actors of color were played by Denzel Washington, can’t the same be true about forgotten R&B singers of the 90s…couldn’t it be an Andy Kaufman / Elvis situation….where aaliyah and Ashanti are the same person”….they still haven’t responded…but I anxiously await..

In the meantime…Ashanti has figured out the complicated dynamic of Instagram…”POST BIKINI PICS”….and she’s doing it..

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2018

16

Apr

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the latest instagram model who has clearly proven something we are all very well aware of…and that is that if you have big natural tits, your chances of succeeding are exponentially higher than your smaller or more modest tit competitors…

Sophie Mudd went viral a few months ago as one of Kanye’s girl…in his Yeezy Campaign, being one of the girls who plays Kim K, because I guess Kanye or his Photographer knew about the tits before the rest of the world did….

And really they are some serious fucking tits, tits I believe are the future, about to hit 1,000,000 followers, ready to take on the pop culture mainstream with her tits, and the whole thing…makes sense to me…

I am sure she’s a pain in the ass…entitled and annoying and only going to get more obnoxious with the instagram as she gets more and more famous like the tits before her, like Kanye’s other girl Rat Cow, but the good news is we can still look at the tits….whether she’s annoying or not…since everyone is annoying….let’s focus on the tits.

HERE ARE HER BIG TITTIES IN A HOT TUB

Here she is in the Desert..

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2018

29

Mar

Sofia Richie Bikini with Her Babysitter of the Day

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Sofia Richie and her rich entitled kid daddy issues, even though she’s the one who was actually from Lionel Richie’s sperm and not found in a dumpster outside one of his concerts and kept like Nicole, is still fucking that party boy, cokehead, rich from being a Kardashian, baby daddy to the future generation of Kardashians, famous from being on the Kardashians…which is probably why she’s into him…it’s good for her career as a lazy trust fund baby with no purpose…

Well, she’s in a bikini, showing off that youthful ass he gets to fuck, because together they live the Jet Set Life…and that’s how things happen when you’re rich….

Everyone who complains about their age difference must be women, because I’ve never met a 25-75 year old man who didn’t want to fuck an 18 year old….ever…in my life…because age differences don’t matter to dudes…it’s just the judgemental women looking on angrily who care…and usually because they hate younger women due to jealousy, even when they pretend to be sisters and feminists and elevating their breed of human…the woman…the vagina and all its flora mystique….because women are the root of all evil..or at least of everything they complain about…

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