SFW Archives - Page 19 of 20 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2018

01

Mar

Kate Upton Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton, the activist who has a personal vendetta against GUESS? because the founder/creater/pervert behind the brand grabbed at her big tits, the only THING anyone cares about when it comes to Kate Upton, back when she was just starting out her scam to high pay days…because she feels violated, that it’s wrong, as most women who are the life support system for huge tits feel when they are reduced to just their tits…

The reason she’s mad is because Guess? did a fake PR move saying they are doing an internal investigation of the pervert owner who has always been a pervert who uses his money and brand to get pussy who want to be a Guess? Girl…which I guess takes away her coming forward….

I think it’s great to call out the perverts because EVERYONE is a fucking pervert and all these rich execs in tech, fashion, art, entertainment, ADVERTISING are the fucking worst…

The funniest thing is that the people in PORNO that I’ve met are more decent with the girls who are actual sexualized whores, where as the mainstream, that acts so elitist and above porn are the fucking dirt bags…

I’ve been doing the site forever, and I’ve been rejected ads from people like Grand Theft Auto for being too hardcore, a game where you actually beat hookers…told me I was too hardcore…not to mention, any money people from big agencies, are all fucking power tripping perverts, that’s why they do what they do…

POINT being….Here she is in a BIKINI….with her big fucking tits…doing TITTY things…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2018

28

Feb

That Dude Lea Michelle’s Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Lea Michelle posted up this leotard / ass pic / in an outfit that I assume she’s trying on for her Oscar weekend Oscar party for the Oscars…not because she’s an Oscar contender, or will be at the Oscars, but it could happen one day….I mean look at all she’s accomplished so far…starting out a little Jewish boy, to becoming a famous actress from GLEE….that dudes who think she’s a girl, have jerked off to…

She’s recently got a boyfriend, so she’s getting fucked, and I guess feeling hot about herself, and like all girls who start getting fucked, she’s sexualized, she’s horny, and she loves giving her as to her fans in subtle ways because obviously she thinks it looks hot…otherwise this ass pic would have never happened….so support her in supporting herself…because a horny girl, even if she’s a dude to start, is a girl more interesting to follow on social media.

Posted in:Lea Michele|Lea Michelle|SFW

2018

28

Feb

Ana Braga Wants Your Attention of the Day

No Comments »

I like to think that Ana Braga’s biggest claim to fame was doing snapchat takeovers back when I put effort into growing my social media thinking it would help me get paid…not that Ana Braga had that engaged of an audience…but because I would rather promote and work with a 50 year old Brazilian sex worker in Vegas with a rocking body, who has seen some shit in her quest to getting to this level of “celebrity”…which is really just knowing the old timer paparazzi and staging ridiculous stunts of the paparazzi…giving them the feeling of relevance when the pics get published…I find it way more fascinating than all the insta THOTS THOTTING around…

This Ana Braga was in the Phoebe Price circle, along with a few other weirdos who do the same paparazzi hustle, and they are the only thing that are pure or real in Hollywood to me…seriously…whatever this is…it is wonderful…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ana Braga|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach of the Day

No Comments »

Alessandra Ambrosio must still be a hit in terms of Victoria’s Secret website analytics, because they keep her around despite being 40…and a mom….

I figure they put up pics of her in their catalogs online and can see what drive the sales…and she’s likely got good numbers..because the people buying the shitty mall brand have watched her get older and are getting older too…so they still relate to her in a way that involves buying panties she’s wearing hoping to turn on their husbands, ex husbands, new dudes they met on Tinder now that their first marriage failed…who knows….or cares…

Alessandra Ambrosio is so played out, but still getting paid, and here she is sprawled out in a bikini seducing the paparazzi hired by the brand as part of their “Casual Promotion” of the bitches being casual…on the beach you know “vacationing” to hype up for Spring Break Sales…all so calcuated….

I am more into seeing her belly hanging over her bikini bottom…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alesandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

21

Feb

Martha Hunt Got Them Titties On of the Day

No Comments »

Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected, and probably plays with, because she had no childhood…you know and Martha Hunt follows the lead because all these idiots are fame whores and like the more famous – it legitimizes them….

That said, I know, she’s a hired hooker, don’t let the model fool you, the model is a hired hooker, using her body for personal gain, and if that’s empowered feminism, so is sucking cock in a back alley for a men who likes getting his cock sucked…only in this case the man’s dick is a lingerie brand and her dick sucking is her tits in said lingerie to be jerked off to by men, idolized by women because their men jerk off to them, and then they buy the products to live out that fantasy….

She’s an unrealistic expectation, tits out kind of girl, who is celebrated like a celebrity when all bitch does is show her tits…a talent – that is hardly a talent…but it looks good..

I’d expect more out of Helen Hunt’s daughter…

Here she is for Jessica Simpson’s clothing line

And video:

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2018

15

Feb

Georgia Gibbs Got Them Titties On of the Day

No Comments »

Her name is Georgia Mae Gibbs, and with a name like Georgia Mae, I’d assume she was some farmer’s daughter in the midewest who drank the right amount of hormone jacked up milk, and hormone jacked up chicken, to give her a hormone jacked tits, that allowed her to live out her dream being a Sports Illutrated girl…

Turns out she’s Australian, and thus way sluttier than a Farmer’s Daughter, they are an adventurous people who like to escape their island to tour the world…and more interestingly…she was an Australia Top Model…which I guess got her the followers to lead to this magical Swimsuit model moment…

She was also some Miss Australia, so she’ been at this for awhile…and look at her now…bikini modeling..while looking 40…as Aussies do.

Here she is nude for sports illustrated

Her being hot in a bikini

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Georgia Gibbs|SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

09

Nov

Elsa Hosk Being A Fashion Model of the Day

No Comments »

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She’s in a fashion magazine….and these are the pics…not very nude – but I assume it’s because she’s getting paid well now and getting PR now she doesn’t need the attention.

Still hot though.

Elsa Hosk not being a fashion model here:

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

07

Nov

Tana Mongeau Kissing Bella Thorne for Youtube Views of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t know who Tana Mongeau but Bella Thorne has been posting her on social media alot, which I guess in Tana Mongeau’s defense is a good strategy to get noticed…but sometimes just getting tagged in the stories aren’t enough, sometimes you have to lay on the extra whoring and make an erotic girl on girl subtle make-out, like two low level college girls at a frat party trying to be validated, because men are still fucking moron perverts who see some girls making out and freak out, because no matter how much society wants to rip our dicks off and make us not want to fuck, ask girls to fuck, jerk off and hope they join in, and all the other sex scandals that are almost normal human sexuality, especially when girls come out with content like this, like you have to realize that you’re going to get sexualized when you whore out, and just because you don’t want to be sexualized or look like a slut, you can’t say it’s FEMINIST AS FUCK and don’t sexualize me…you trying to give me boners here…I GET IT….but I don’t get boners..

So good on Tana Mongeau for tricking some dumb girl looking for her purpose and soul through IG photos followers after a stint at Disney, to put her name on the map…leverage those connections yo…

I prefer better lesbian porn with vagina smearing on each other.

Here is the YOUTUBE KISS CLICKBAIT VIDEO – NAUGHTY..

Here’s a bonus of her in her bikini top..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW|SFW

2017

07

Nov

Sofia Richie In A Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Sofia Richie is some annoying, young, fame whore, attention seeker, who I assume has all kinds of issues, because every rich kid I have ever met ever has so many issues, whether it is drugs, heroin, sex addiction, fame addiction, attention addiction, being a pain in the ass so that daddy either notices them or keeps buying them things, manipulative, lazy, entitled….very little good comes from being a rich kid. It’s not their fault really, I mean I usually blame people and not their upbringing for them being assholes, but when you’re from LA, it’s just sort of how it is and people don’t just accept it, they pay attention, they follow, they watch, they care….because people are depressing, sad and pathetic…

The reality is, I should not be posting pics of Sofia Richie…she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t matter. She is clickbait…but because she’s in a bikini and hanging out with the Kardashian dad, it’s news, it matters, the paparazzi were there for her to spread her young half black ass out for them….and that alone is how I got lured in…and I don’t even find her hot, she looks dumpy to me…yet I am still posting it and that is what is wrong with the world…you are all compelled to look at nonsense if it is in a bikini all because her dad has a bunch of hit songs…even though you don’t give a fuck what her dad is onto…it’s weird…but bikini pics are always worth our time..even when they aren’t worth shit…other than a really large inheritance thanks to being the real daughter no the crack baby they found in the trash out of a concert they named Nicole…

To See More Pervy Pics of the Little Lionel Richie Monster…because she wants to be all like “Hello, It’s Me You’re Looking For Paparazzi, Take Pics, Do you Know who my dad is?
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

07

Nov

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

Demi Lovato is such dog shit of a person…just a fucking humanoid robot who rides the trends, navigates what is popular, and does whatever it takes to get her boxy body as famous as she can, and she’s done a really good job of it…people go to her concerts…

I just find there a level of shamelessness and disgusting when the Disney Kid uses every excuse or angle to get more famous…more attention or to justify her actions…she’s an excuse maker…

Now I don’t really know anything about Demi Lovato, other than news I’ve heard over the year, I mean she’s a Disney Kid with a Solo music career and a large hispanic population, or some shit, and she sells records to idiots who buy into mainstream, commercial nonsense…

But I hate that she’s a flip flopper on being a bull dyke, when she’s built like a bull dyke, but more importantly, I hate that she played some body empowerment, no make-up angle when she was fat and in a fake relationship with a gay man, and now she’s got Drag Queen make-up with her tits out…it’s like choose an angle…are you a fat empowered chick or a trashy instagram slut, because you can’t be both….or you can’t be what’s convenient…I mean you can because no one cares enough to call her out on being a shapeshifter, do whatever is popular and people forget because of brainwashing tactics she learned by the PEDOS that run DISNEY…either way…

Demi Lovato is annoying.

Here’s a promo video for her concerts…

[jwplayer mediaid=”556267″]

Posted in:Demi Lovato|erotica|SFW

Archive for the SFW Category