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2010

06

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep, still ugly….I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all started when she won some award as the starlet of the year and I got offended because she looks fucking inbred and the only thing inbred bitches should be doin is sucking dicks in parking lots, back alleys and seedy motel rooms, not winning fucking awards and I knew that with that award would come a fucking ego that left her thinking that people must like her and in liking her must think she’s hot and in turn thinking that she’s hot when she clearly isn’t. So whever I see pictures of her, especailly when she’s not wearing make-up, I like to put it out there and say that Ashley Tisdale’s still fuckin’ ugly….in case you were wondering…..and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|No Make Up|Ugly

2009

31

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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I figure we might as well ring in the New Year with something that we know will be a constant in the unkown that is 2010 and that constant is that Ashley Tisdale is and always will be ugly.


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

15

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in Whore Boots of the Day

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The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues….

Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Whore

2009

09

Dec

Ashley TIsdale’s Mother Dresses Like A Real Ugly 15 Year Old of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s mother dresses like an Ashley Tisdale fan, you know like she’s 15 in her leggings and UGGS, probably because she is Ashley Tisdale’s biggest fan, since Ashley Tisdale buys her nice stuff and came out of her vagina, but the despite her best efforts, her face definitely wasn’t cooperating with this plan. You see this all the time, you know competitive mother’s, trying to compete with their teenage daughters for male attention, but the only problem is, they don’t realize their faces and vaginas look like a weathered pair of oversized leather boots….

The whole thing is pretty fucking funny but not as funny as the fact that Ashley Tisdale has a career entertaining people….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Mother

2009

08

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep…She’s still ugly. I’m guessing that’s why she’s famous, you know on that America Ferrera, Roseanne Barr kick, where the bitch is accessible and liked because girls can relate to her and see themselves in her, like they feel like if Ashley Tisdale can make it. so can they, but they’re too bust working the cash at Walmart or being teased in the back of their high school class to get an agent and do that whole hollywood thing, so they’ll just let her represent them instead, it’s easier that way. I’m sure she’s not famous cuz her fanbase are a bunch of virgin perverts with their dicks in their hand….cuz if you jerk off to this trash..I’ve got some rotting banana peels and other food I can take pics of for you, cuz they’ve got about the same level of sex appeal.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

03

Nov

Ashley Tisdale in Her Little Shorts of the Day

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I guess the Highschool Musical money making machine is back at work on a new movie, because that is the only explanation why anyone she worked with would be hanging out with her, she looks annoying like that.

The only good thing about these pictures of Tisdale, and I am saying this as someone who can’t stand the bitch for no reason other than her ugly face and her possible ego that I assume she has from being on these Highschool Musical bullshit, when she should be working the cash at the local Gap or some shit, making any picture of her a miserable fucking experience, are her shorts.

There’s nothing quite like slipping a hand up a pair of loose fitting shorts. You know vagina access from the leg. Bringing back great memories of my stepdaughters watching movies while chilling, unknowingly flashing me the goods….So I guess if anything Tisdale is good for one thing and that is reminding me of other girls worth lookin’ at pullin off her style of shorts better than her….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Shorts

2009

13

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Stays in Shape Because That’s All She Has Going For Her of the Day

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By some weird miracle, Ashley Tisdale has a career in entertainment, and not as the ugly awkward chick, but the hot chick, when I look at this bitch, I think someone with this face, should never get a job based on getting paid to be watched by people, not even in the stripper or porn world, I just see her as more of a phone type, maybe an office 9 to 5er and not someone won TV or in movies and I am saying this based on her face, even after she got her nose job. I guess that means she’s got a family member in the industry…but at least she’s focused on keeping in shape, because in the USA being skinny goes a lot farther than it used to, since most pussy is obese, making her almost the prize hen she wants to be….all while feeding her sweatpants to her anus. What can’t this bitch accomplish?! The answer….nothing.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Shape

2009

28

Sep

Ashley TIsdale Brings the See Thru Shirt for her Ugly Watch of the Day

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I have a thing I do called Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch because one day I decided I hated her for no reason other than the fact that she had an ugly face. I think it happened after she got the nosejob because I figure she probably had a new found ego even though her face was just as ugly as it was before. A lot like the bitch I knew with breast implants who went from being this mouse-like quiet girl in the corner, to a slut who flashed her tits and fucked every guy she could, all because she got fake tits. It’s this false confidence that encourages girls everywhere to get expensive plastic surgery and it becomes this never-ending cycle of making asshole doctors richer when all these girls need to do is post pics of their pussies, cuz when they get down like that, bitch doesn’t even need a fuckin face like the face-transplant chick, or a masked muslim girl to get male attention or acceptance and the last time I checked taking pussy pics was a lot less expensive than plastic surgery and a lot more rewarding…

Here are some pics of Tisdale at some event with a see thru shirt showing off what may be a bra that leads me to think she may have been better off if she opted for the breast implants instead of the new nose, but I guess she’s enough money and the rest of her life to make that happen, since we all know she’s a useless, superficial dog.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|See Thru

2009

17

Sep

Ashley Tisdale and Her Fit Little Tits is Still Ugly of the Day

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I don’t find Ashley Tisdale worth looking at, but for some reason I am drawn to posting pictures of her to talk about how ugly she is, despite not being that ridiculously ugly, just too ugly for Hollywood, you know a lot like Alexis Arquette if he didn’t spend his plastic surgery budget on getting his dick cut off and focused that shit to his nose like she did and I guess none of that really matters……what does matter is that despite the stupid shorts, she’s got some perky tits…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Fit|Tits|Ugly

2009

10

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale can get all the plastic surgery she wants, but will never quite get all the plastic surgery she needs, because that level of science has just not been reached yet, we’re talkin some Holograph shit they used on CNN for the Obama campaign but the real fuckin’ version, where 3D artists can re-work her in ways the knife can’t.
Bitch can go to all the fucking pilates, yoga, core training classes she wants to, in efforts to tighten up that little fuckin’ body to distract us from her almost 30 year old face that pretends its almost 25 so she can get cast in Disney productions where she pretends she’s 15, but that’s not gonna make the Disney execs wanna fuck her like she was Miley, but that may not be because she’s disgusting to look at but because the pussy is legal drinking age, in case you didn’t know the whole Peter Pan story was based on Walt’s dream of never growin’ up so that the pussy stays the same underage age…but that doesn’t matter….

Bitch can wear all the slutty heels, or tight jeans with rhinestones on the shit like she was a common fuckin’ whore or at least a tacky piece of trash at the trailer park who puts out so her lifelong dream of being pregnant at 16 comes true, but that doesn’t mean anyone who takes her up on the offer actually thinks she’s hot just cuz she’s asking for it, guys are horny and will fuck anything and the fact that she’s on TV discounts the fact that she’s disgusting, hell even Darlene from Roseanne got fucked on the regular when she was at the top of her game and she wasn’t even like a whore who can’t get business no matter how many tricks she uses on her everything must go, going out of business, discount bargain basement bin” pussy.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly Watch