20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it…..

But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that…

THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….

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If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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I wonder if this is one of those self encouraging moments….you know, positive affirmations to encourage change….If she wears a shirt that reads “Fabulous” she’ll feel fabulous…and hopefully this brainwashing will not only work on herself but also on the onlookers in effort switch our negative view on her….especially her face….because being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, even though she has a hotter body, is less hairy, tries harder, hasn’t got a nude scandal and they started off and got famous on the same show…..is starting to get her down….down enough to use her titties to generate even more buzz to her “fabulous”…watching the trials, tribulations and struggles of underserving cunts is always funny.

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Ashley Tisdale is scrambling…I assume on the verge of a breakdown…see her friends who she probably hates because girls are catty cunts and hate each other….while pretending to love each other….and will be shitting on each other….behind each other’s backs….unfortunately not in each other’s mouths while I jerk off…..only to be bridesmaids at each other’s weddings…even after they’ve banged the groom behind the bride’s back cuz she made fun of her….cuz girls are all fucking ruthless sociopaths….

Point being, Tisdale is being made pretty aware of the fact that she’s not hot, when movies don’t cast her, but cast every single one of her counterparts….you know playing out in her head that that blonde nobody in the Spring Breakers should be her…..

Forcing her get out there, slutty styles, getting out of cars in skirts while showing some cleavage and hiding her horrific plastic surgery accidented face.

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When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for.

I don’ know where the rest of these pictures are….

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Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that even with plastic surgery couldn’t save….but when she’s walking around and you’re walking behind her….while her bikini is jacked up here ass….I can’t complain, cuz I’m a pervert and will stare at any cunt, even if I hate everything it represents, cuz it is ugly…and I am not into ugly…I’ve fucked enough ugly to know…nothing good comes form ugly….I’m an expert on ugly so I know.

I also know that Tisdale is jealous that her High School Musical buddy, the whore, kiddie pornographer despite being hairy as fuck little money, is getting tons of press for her bikini on the Spring Breakers, and Tisdale’s catty, jealous, less interesting but decent to look at ass wants to get a little attention of its own…and I’m all for it….she works out a lot, and without the distraction of her disability/down fall, it’s not all that bad….

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