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2009

05

Jun

Tila Tequila Being Sexy on Webcam of the Day

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Keeping with her roots of a glorified cam girl, who managed to limit her cam shows to her rich myspace friends who would send her money to Paypal on her quest to be famous, Tila’s decided to give us a look at what people used to pay to see and she’s in lingerie and dancing like a stripper, humping the camera, shoving her tits in ther camera and it’s pretty fuckin’ hot, despite the constant hate I send the bitch on twitter, more girls need to know their place like Tila do.

Posted in:Hot Video|Tila Tequila

2009

04

Jun

Tila Tequila’s Bikini Cry For Attention of the Day

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It is kind of funny how simple the world is for a female celebrity. All she has to do is get into a bikini and all the idiot dudes start clicking, giving them the attention they want.

It is a lot like the local party slut with her tits busting out of her low cut top, so that everyone in the bar looks her way, because the world isn’t that complicated, men like pussy and pussy that advertises itself is more interesting to look at than pussy in a fucking turtleneck sweater, girls who seem like they’d put out, seem like less work than girls who keep shit classy.

So even if you just plan on treating that pussy like the slut that it is and never plan on bringing it out in public with you or to meet your mother, or even if you just stand on the sidelines appreciating the show, because you aren’t down with HIV, you can appreciate that Daddy issues don’t seem to be such a bad thing, sure the pussy gets ravaged more than the non-Daddy issue pussy, but in their quest for attention, they end up money makin’ and a hell of a lot more opportunity lands on their numerous abortion lap.

That’s not to say girls in bikini are slutty, but it is to say that girls who pose in bikinis for any attention they can didn’t get enough attention from their dads and have just figured out the marketing mystery to have people notice them and their fake tits.

Posted in:Bikini|Tila Tequila

2009

04

May

Tila Tequila’s Striptease for Attention of the Day

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Tila Tequila has figured out the magic formula to get attention from dudes and that involves getting naked or half naked on youtube. Shit is like her myspace strategy that got her famous in the first place, but in video or some shit, and I guess as long as you’re a chick willing to show your tit on the internet, there’s always going to be guys willing to jerk off to you and girls to be envious of the confidence you have in being an internet whore.

Either way, this is a video of Tila Tequila doing a sex dance for Ray J, Kim Kardashian’s sex partner in that video, because her most recent publicity stunt was that she is dating him even though I’ve been told she actually has a boyfriend of 8 years who lets her do these stunts because it means he doesn’t have to work, like every dude I know who has dated strippers

Watch the video. I am slow fucking moving today.

Posted in:Striptease|Tila Tequila

2009

28

Apr

Tila Tequila Does her Cam Girl Bullshit of the Day

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I posted some bullshit Tila Tequila promoting her new album the only way she knows how and that’s by cheapening her whoreself by doing a camgirl show like the poor drug addict girl I met on craigslist lookin’ for real porn work, or the chick I met at Burger King drunk who added me to AIM and opened up to being a cam girl and who I eventually convinced to go on cam and vacuum naked when she wasn’t at work. Those were the glory days of the internet when you went on cam because you were an exhibitionist who liked people watching you naked or someone too lazy to get a real job trying to pay the rent, before you needed shitty half naked cam videos to drive traffic to your site or sell records….

I guess you couldn’t expect much more from Tila, half naked on the internet are her roots and I’m not complaining, I think all bitches should get naked to sell shit, I’m talking to you girl who works the cash at the grocery store…and to you girl at the coffee shop who always gives me sex eyes…..and to the girl who works at the pet store and pretty much every girl I come across in the day to make my life more interesting and sexy.

Posted in:Camgirl Dance|Tila Tequila

2009

27

Apr

Tila Tequila’s New Trashy Whore Song of the Day

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Tila Tequila is beyond fucking lame. She’s is like a washed up cheesy club girl that has no talents, she just had the abillity to use a hack script on Myspace to send out 1000s of friend requests, and because she was half naked people accepted. She has no business being famous, she’s barely even cute, she has big fake tits and that’s about all she has going for her. Not to mention this whole act is just an act. Four people I know close to her say she’s been in a longterm relationship since before all this started, I’m talking 6 years with the same motherfucker, who doesn’t care that she makes out with random dudes when it means she gets fucking paid. I am tired of the bullshit.

That said, here is a video of her previewing her new garbage song, you guessed it, half naked, because that’s the only way people will listen to this garbage. The only line that stands out for me in this clever song “I fucked the DJ” was when she “raps” and I use that term very fucking loosely Raw with no protection”. Good message to all the 13 year old girls who think you’re relevant. More unwanted pregnancy and STDs is just what the world needs, especially when this cunt is exclusive to one fucking cock for close to a fucking decade, a monogamous preaching slut behavior. I hate these fucking lies.

Bonus here she is with her friends flashing the mirror at the club….

Posted in:I Fucked the Dj|New Song|Tila Tequila

2009

24

Apr

Tila Tequila and Her New Girlfriend of the Day

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Here’s a long fucking video with a really creepy intro from some dude with an accent who follows around irrelevant celebrities but the reason I am posting it because Tila Tequila is hanging with Pat Benatar’s daughter, cuz she’s trying to establish her singing career, she is not carrying enough cash to pay the valet and it is all done in a short skirt with her titties busting out and I guess that makes it worth watching.

Truth is that she posted it on twitter and I’m just being lazy.

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits|Valet

2009

15

Apr

Tila Tequila Singin’ Some Guns and Roses in a Club of the Day

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I was at the stripclub getting my nipples bit by some flat chested girl with a stinky asshole who managed to give me a few awkward boners like I was 15 again, while Tila Tequila was posting this video of her singing Guns and Roses at some nightclub in Dallas, claiming she was wasted, but just saying that to justify how bad she is, not that I care. I was surprised she knew the words, but then again, after spending the night in the stripclub I realize having fake tits means knowing bad rock. Yeah, I said Guns and Roses is bad rock. Fuck you.

Posted in:Guns and Roses|Tila Tequila

2009

02

Apr

Tila Tequila Flashin’ Her Underwear of the Day

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I like Tila Tequila’s hustle. The whole bisexual bullshit show wasn’t anything revolutionary and I couldn’t sit through the shit, but she knew that a lot of people would, so she told her boyfriend of many years to kick back and pretend they weren’t together when she went to work, because you might as well make the money when you can. When I accidentally met Tila she was very nice and knew exactly what she was doing, when a fan asked about the guy in the first season of her show who she claimed to be in love with, who she fucking cried over, she had no idea who the girl was talking about, because it’s all a fucking scam, and that scam is a lot smarter than anything I’ve come up with.

Here’s some pictures of her pulling some other attention grabbin’ stunt, because we all like tits, lingerie, exhibitionists. Tila’s onto us and winning.

Posted in:flash|Lingerie|Tila Tequila|Tits

2009

22

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Waste of Fucking Space of the Day

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I hate Tila Tequila, which is probably expected since I hate most people. There’s something about her that makes me feel there is something seriously wrong with the world. I don’t understand how she can have a career and the attention from the paparazzi, her own show with MTV, book deals, hosting parties and making lots of money doing shit like that for being a half naked asian with fake tits.

Her milking this lesbian shit because she’s figured out that it gets her more airtime and secures her brand, offends me. Sure, this new goth chick is hotter than the last pussy she pretended to date, but so is the shit smear on my toilet seat that’s been there all week, because she was fucking hideous.

Her bending down to this girl’s pussy area and sticking her tongue out to give us the fantasy of what is going to go on in the bedroom or club bathroom is about as attractive as a chick mimicking a blowjob by air-jerking a dick and opening her mouth, the type of thing you’d expect from a fat chick who doesn’t know how to seduce.

Shit’s all about being subtle, it’s about being sexy, coming out and doing this shit just makes you look like a fucking joke, but for some reason, she gets more work and attention from it, and that bothers me. Not to mention, I have a feeling they aren’t even fucking and this is just a cry for more attention which makes the whole thing that much worse…

Sure this post had no point, because I know you love this kind of fake slut behavior so look at the pics.

Posted in:Lesbian|Loser|Tila Tequila

2009

05

Jan

Tila Tequila and her Sluts Get Coffee of the Day

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Tila Tequila brought her big fake tits out to get coffee with her really fucking ugly girlfriend and they had a long conversation with these paparazzi. I guess when you’re a useless nobody fame whore, you gotta take all the attention you can get and it gave the paparazzi the chance to let out their comedian fuckin’ roots. When Tila’s tits and her girlfriends weak chin and teeth were sitting having a coffee, these fuckers decided to simulate the useless conversation they were probably having and I laughed, because after hearing the build-up as they walked to get coffee, I realized how much of a waste of fucking space these whores are. They have nothing to offer the world, but for some reason all of them are rich and I guess my New Year’s Resolution should be to get fake tits, to dumb down my shit and to talk about slutty things I do and keep things on as sexual of a kick as I can, because then, maybe I’ll be able to buy that Villa in the Caribbean I’ve always wanted, or in Tila’s girlfriend’s case, I just need a really rich father to feel sorry for bringing such a weird lookin creature into the world, so ugly that the only way he can live with the guilt of doing that to another person, is to send checks on the weekly, which luckily keeps the beast as far away from home as possible, so that he doesn’t have to cart her around and introduce her to his friends so that they don’t have evidence of how inadequate your sperm is as it’s product smiles with it’s big teeth and weak chin in their face. It’s better to have her in the tabloids and tell people she’s adopted because when you saw her at the orphanage, you reflected on your success and figured it’d be nice to give back to the world by saving an ugly baby no one wants, and that lie is hard to play out when she’s by your fuckin’ side, because when your daddy doesn’t want to admit you’re his, it causes issues, resentment and lesbianism….I guess it’s all starting to make sense now.

Posted in:Lesbian|Pinch|Tila Tequila