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2007

31

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Candid Photos Leaked of the Day

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Some assistant to Britney Spears leaked these candid pictures of Britney drinking and Swimming in Dita Von Teese’s champagne glass and they pretty much suck. When it comes to Britney Spears and her entourage, you’d think that the only thing leaking would be her used up vagina right down her leg, leaving a puddle on the ground for her dogs to lick up when Britney forgets to give them water and they are desperate for survival, kinda like Britney was in her career, but has somehow managed to turn that around with a huge song, ringtone and huge album sales. It’s kinda like she won the lottery. I hate playing the lottery, because it always manages to disappoint, like everything else in my life. That sounded a lot sadder than it actually is but only because I can laugh at my misfortunes.


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Posted in:Bra|Britney Spears|Candids|Drunk|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd's Halloween Ass of the Day

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I don’t really know if these Danielle Lloyd pictures are new or old, mainly because I don’t spend that much of my time thinking about Danielle Lloyd or following her non-existant career, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. I am not trying to imply that I’ve got better things to do with my time because I don’t, but I like to think just sitting and staring at the wall is more interesting than keeping tabs on this slut, except that this slut shows up to events the way all girls should show up to events, everyday of the week and all my wall does is stare right back at me.

They say this is her on Halloween, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was her on everyday of the week, her half naked body is what makes her money, so it’s kinda her job to dress like this, now make it your job to look at it, because we all know it’s better than your last job bagging groceries that you got fired from because it was too complicated for you to figure out. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’re a loser, everyone else probably does, but not me. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Ass|Danielle Lloyd|Halloween|Lingerie|Slut|Tits|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd’s Halloween Ass of the Day

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I don’t really know if these Danielle Lloyd pictures are new or old, mainly because I don’t spend that much of my time thinking about Danielle Lloyd or following her non-existant career, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. I am not trying to imply that I’ve got better things to do with my time because I don’t, but I like to think just sitting and staring at the wall is more interesting than keeping tabs on this slut, except that this slut shows up to events the way all girls should show up to events, everyday of the week and all my wall does is stare right back at me.

They say this is her on Halloween, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was her on everyday of the week, her half naked body is what makes her money, so it’s kinda her job to dress like this, now make it your job to look at it, because we all know it’s better than your last job bagging groceries that you got fired from because it was too complicated for you to figure out. Don’t worry, I don’t think you’re a loser, everyone else probably does, but not me. Cuddles.


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Danielle Lloyd Skis and Bikinis…
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Danielle Lloyd Flashes Her Ass

Posted in:Ass|Danielle Lloyd|Halloween|Lingerie|Slut|Tits|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Christina Milian's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Christina Milian in her Halloween costume, because today is Halloween and a time to dress up like an asshole and have a good fucking time doing it, while everyone laughs at each other and you end up going home with the girl dressed like a princess or a dirty cop or a slut to live out some kind of fantasy that on any other day would throw off the girl you’re slamming.

I once asked a girl to dress like an aborted fetus while I dressed up like the “abortion” doctor so that we could live out my abortion fantasy and she wasn’t having it, probably because it was on Valentines Day and because it made her feel uncomfortable, because she had an abortion when she was 17 and never really got over it but I know if I had dropped that shit on her on Halloween, it would have all been gravy, and by gravy I mean fake blood and pussy juice.


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Posted in:Christina Milian|cleavage|Halloween|Unsorted|Vampire

2007

31

Oct

I am – Christina Milian’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Christina Milian in her Halloween costume, because today is Halloween and a time to dress up like an asshole and have a good fucking time doing it, while everyone laughs at each other and you end up going home with the girl dressed like a princess or a dirty cop or a slut to live out some kind of fantasy that on any other day would throw off the girl you’re slamming.

I once asked a girl to dress like an aborted fetus while I dressed up like the “abortion” doctor so that we could live out my abortion fantasy and she wasn’t having it, probably because it was on Valentines Day and because it made her feel uncomfortable, because she had an abortion when she was 17 and never really got over it but I know if I had dropped that shit on her on Halloween, it would have all been gravy, and by gravy I mean fake blood and pussy juice.


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Posted in:Christina Milian|cleavage|Halloween|Unsorted|Vampire

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Audrina Partridge's Halloween Costume of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.

Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.


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Posted in:80s|Audrina Partridge|Halloween|The Hills|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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Posted in:Hippie|Nipple|See Through|Sienna Miller|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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Posted in:Hippie|Nipple|See Through|Sienna Miller|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV.

This is what I wrote:

I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and have to wear a mask the whole time.

They wrote back:

Thanks for the ridiculous demands. Wifi can not be provided in the house.

So I wrote back:

So I can wear the mask?

I don’t think they’ll pick me. This brings back memories of high school gym class when no one wanted me on their team…or even everytime I had sex with a girl who would ask me to leave the room while they finish themselves of. I haven’t figured out what I am good at, but here are my links….

Jane Seymour Had a Miscarriage on Live TV
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25 Most Amazing Horror Kills
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Some Girls Send in some Halloween Costumes to Maxim
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A Couple of Girls Give Themselves Breast Exams in the Hot Tub
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Cheerleader Gets Run The Fuck Down
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Some Doctor Does Fake Breast Exams Cuz He’s Awesome
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Nicole Kidman’s See-Through Dress
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Amy Fisher is the Latest Sex Tape Star…
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Some Whore Named Ceara Lynch Being a Whore on Video
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Some Heather Graham Stripping VIdeo
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Memories of a Hotter Britney Spears Video
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Someone Named Michelle Heaton Has a Pretty Major Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Takes her Fat Ass Shopping
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Ashey Olsen’s Halloween Costume
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Kim Kardashian Partying in Vegas Pictures
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Melanie Brown Dancing With the Stars….Who Arent’ Really Stars Anymore…Otherwise they Wouldn’t be On This Show…They’d Be Working
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Jessica Simpson is Going to be in a Grease Re-Make Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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This Skeleton Boner Prank is Hysterical – Video
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Watch this Interview With a Heroin Addict if You’re Looking for some Thinspiration
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RIP Motherfucker
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Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Instyle Magazine Outtakes
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Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ As Good as She Gets in Italian Vogue
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Mena Suvari Camel Toe Pictures
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Tracy Morgan High on TV
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures
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Fergie’s Got some 80s Hair Going on and a Penis
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Nicole Richie Hangs With Lesbians and Shitty Reality TV Stars While Eating Lunch
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Some Asshole Drills a Screw into His Arm
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Crystal Klein is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked in Playboy and Penthouse…Here She is Not Naked….
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Britney’s Halloween Costume
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Pierce Bronsan Attacks a Photographer in Malibu
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Be on Big Brother 9 Because They Are Looking For Ugly People
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The Trailer for Katie Holmes’ New Movie That Is Going To Suck
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The Catholic Church is Mad a Britney Over these Pictures
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A Whole Lot of Wet Pussy
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Some Shitty Britney Upskirt Pics in Fishnets
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Some Girl Rides a Fuck Bike
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Some Russian Rocker Smashes Her Head on a Chair By Accident
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Ron Jeremy Cooking Show….Not Cooking With Cum Show
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Some Dude in Jersey Got Fired for Fucking a 92 Year Old Corpse….
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Some Girl Shitting in the Woods Video
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Some Hot Chicks Taking Off Their Clothes
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Download the Carrie Underwood Album because You are Gay
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Marlie Moore Posing Naked
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More Amateurs on Photobucket
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Grown Women Still Act Like They are In Highschool
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Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie Shop because She’s a Whore
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This Will Get You Pussy, But You Don’t Believe Me. It’s Cheaper Than A Whore
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Sexy Karen Sucks Dick
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Bonus:

Listen To DJ CMIllS” Latest Podcast if you Like Hip Hop Music
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