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2007

05

Oct

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole Animal Print Bra of the Day

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Here’s a little Trailer Park Cheap Knock Off Version of Posh Spice action, her name is Cheryl Tweedy Cole and she is from the UK and she was in an all girl pop band and she married a footballer who used to shower with Beckham, where they would all bend it like Beckham, because he was the most flexible of the bunch….an inspiration to them all.

These pictures are of Cheryl Tweedy Cole rockin’ an animal print bra because animal print bras mean she’s a crazy slutty pornstar type, no fabric print since the Hawaiian shirt has represented such adventure and fun.

I saw a bra today, on a woman, who was breastfeeding in public. Either I live in the land of breeders or this breastfeeding business is getting fucking popular, because everytime I leave my house, which isn’t much, I see a bitch with a baby on her tit. Today, the woman was sitting in the window of a sandwich shop and was blockin out the rest of the restaurants audience, without realizing that everyone on the fuckin’ street had full view. I was tempted to go up to the window and start jerking off saying shit like “suck harder baby”, but I was thrown off when I realized the kid who was breast feeding could walk….I guess momma liked the way shit felt, or maybe liked the fullness of her tits, but doesn’t realize that this kid is going to have some serious fucking momma boy issues in about 5 years that will carry him through the rest of his life…I still liked the show and wished I was that little 4 year old suckin on that tit for a minute, but not as badly as how Cheryl Tweedy Cole wants to be Posh Spice and I love suckin’ tits. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because you haven’t read this post. Thanks for the support. Asshole.


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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Has a See Through Shirt
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Still Does Bikini Pictures
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2007

05

Oct

I am – Petra Nemcova Hail's a Cab of the Day

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I like going to Starbucks and positioning my shitty lap top so everyone around me can see what I am doing on my computer. Then I look for some seriously fucked up porn clips, pull out a notebook and notes on the shit like I am Siskel and Ebert, before Siskel died.

I usually do it during the day when the only people in the place are old ladies, new mothers and ready to drop knocked up bitches bored on maternity leave. They are my audience, I figure those sluts know this shit better than most, but that’s just because they’re packin the proof with their old age and post-pregnancy weight.

I’ve been kicked out a few times for being inappropriate, but for the most part people just look the other way in disgust and don’t bother complaining. I don’t know why I get a kick out of it, I guess I just like being around people who are of a normal weight and this is the best way to make new friends without actually having to put myself out there and introduce myself. Reality is, that strategy doesn’t work out so well.

Speaking of not working out so well, here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova communing with regular people by taking a taxi like she couldn’t afford her own driver, but is easily impressed because she’s from communism and in communist Russia, getting a ride on your neighbor’s son’s back was considered luxury.


Related Posts:

Petra Nemcova Upskirt is Better than Rationed Bread and Rationed Bread is Awesome
Petra Nemcova’s Got Some Topless Tits
Petra Nemcova’s Got Some Hot Tits Gettin Out of a Cab
Petra Nemcova Hearts Turbans

Posted in:Hot|Model|Petra Nemcova|Taxi|Unsorted

2007

05

Oct

I am – Petra Nemcova Hail’s a Cab of the Day

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I like going to Starbucks and positioning my shitty lap top so everyone around me can see what I am doing on my computer. Then I look for some seriously fucked up porn clips, pull out a notebook and notes on the shit like I am Siskel and Ebert, before Siskel died.

I usually do it during the day when the only people in the place are old ladies, new mothers and ready to drop knocked up bitches bored on maternity leave. They are my audience, I figure those sluts know this shit better than most, but that’s just because they’re packin the proof with their old age and post-pregnancy weight.

I’ve been kicked out a few times for being inappropriate, but for the most part people just look the other way in disgust and don’t bother complaining. I don’t know why I get a kick out of it, I guess I just like being around people who are of a normal weight and this is the best way to make new friends without actually having to put myself out there and introduce myself. Reality is, that strategy doesn’t work out so well.

Speaking of not working out so well, here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova communing with regular people by taking a taxi like she couldn’t afford her own driver, but is easily impressed because she’s from communism and in communist Russia, getting a ride on your neighbor’s son’s back was considered luxury.


Related Posts:

Petra Nemcova Upskirt is Better than Rationed Bread and Rationed Bread is Awesome
Petra Nemcova’s Got Some Topless Tits
Petra Nemcova’s Got Some Hot Tits Gettin Out of a Cab
Petra Nemcova Hearts Turbans

Posted in:Hot|Model|Petra Nemcova|Taxi|Unsorted

2007

05

Oct

I am – Dita Von Teese is a Mime of the Day

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I know seeing a girl who hasn’t got a spray tan or a fake tan or shitty orange skin to match her cheesy 2-tone platinum hair and fake tits is refreshing but I seriously don’t understand why Dita Von Teese has a career.

I know Halloween is a favorite holiday and a great excuse for chicks to dress like whores and party harder than they usually do because they let down all their inhibitions and can pretend that they are whatever they want to be and I get that some people like it so much that they want Halloween to be everyday because sometimes being yourself is scary.

I also know that there’s a whole movement of death obsessed gothic freaks that dress like they are from the 18th century, powder their skin white, only use candles to light their homes, sacrifice animals in their basement while working up to some kind of school shooting after fucking their fat goth girlfriend that always ends in drinking each other’s blood while dressed like Edward Scissor Hands.

But reality is, it’s not hot, Goth is designed for ugly people with no friends to find each other on the internet and build their own goth community of ugly people with no friends. It’s scary and makes me feel uncomfortable and whenever I see a goth or a bitch that looks like Dita Von Teese I wait for them to bust out some kind of Mime routine because they are already in costume and I am all about throwin some quarters at street performers, because I like to give back to the community and I like the way they bounce off their heads and they run after them like that quarter is made of gold, but unfortunately goth’s take themselves so fucking seriously and miming, as gay as it is, makes people smile, and smiling is a sign of happiness and happiness is their devil.

Here’s Dita Von Teese showin’ us how original she is in black and white….


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More Dita Von Teese Topless Performance

Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Goth|Pale|Unsorted|Weird

2007

05

Oct

I am – Britney's New Video Gimme More Leak of the Day

The only leak I expect coming from Britney was one that came from her rancid vagina or maybe even her asshole that she’s lost complete control of since the babies, not because she’s got a medical issue, but because she’s lazy.

So as the number 1 song in America right now, this new video is a big deal, almost as big of a deal to the world as her going to rehab, losing her kids but getting visitation rights, or that she got her driver’s license on Tuesday but refused to do a drug test and some dude’s shopping around her sex tape….

Reality is that we really shouldn’t give a fuck about this mess, but I know that whenever you hit up a club and this shit drops, every girl in the place is going to slut dance, and despite having no respect for club sluts, I got no issue with watching them dance around or cumming on their faces or at least pretending that I am cumming on their faces when I in reality I am just creepin’ out in the corner cuz I am really just too drunk to walk.

Here’s the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Gimme More|Leak|Unsorted|Video

2007

05

Oct

I am – Britney’s New Video Gimme More Leak of the Day

The only leak I expect coming from Britney was one that came from her rancid vagina or maybe even her asshole that she’s lost complete control of since the babies, not because she’s got a medical issue, but because she’s lazy.

So as the number 1 song in America right now, this new video is a big deal, almost as big of a deal to the world as her going to rehab, losing her kids but getting visitation rights, or that she got her driver’s license on Tuesday but refused to do a drug test and some dude’s shopping around her sex tape….

Reality is that we really shouldn’t give a fuck about this mess, but I know that whenever you hit up a club and this shit drops, every girl in the place is going to slut dance, and despite having no respect for club sluts, I got no issue with watching them dance around or cumming on their faces or at least pretending that I am cumming on their faces when I in reality I am just creepin’ out in the corner cuz I am really just too drunk to walk.

Here’s the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Gimme More|Leak|Unsorted|Video

2007

05

Oct

I am – Possibly the Britney Spears Sex Tape of the Day

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So I was emailed saying that this is the Britney Spears sex tape that is rumored to exist but that probably doesn’t exist. I don’t really know how to recognize people very well and everyone kinda looks the same to me but I thought Britney would be fatter and more disgusting smelling. I’d also would have though she would make more barnyard sounda and possibly piss and shit herself and take a break for snacks and drinks. There’s no way a dude would ever go down on her and despite this chick being a lazy fuck, I still call bullshit. There’s no way this is Britney Spears, it’s just some other slut who lets herself get filmed because she thinks no one will see it or because she thinks it’ll make her famous, but watch for yourself and decide because I am usually wrong and based on that logic that means that this is actually Britney. I felt obligated to post it because that’s what I am here for and because her new video is about to drop so I figure drawing more attention to herself being a disaster is good for sales, she’s already Billboard’s Top 3 songs, and the world’s number 1 digital download, proving that insanity does sell records…Britney isn’t crazy she’s just a marketing genius.


Watch the Britney Sex Tape that I Don’t Think is the Britney Sex Tape…
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Posted in:Britney Spears|Fake|Sex Tape|Unsorted

2007

05

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Wet Nipples of the Day

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I just got in a fight with a homeless bitch in a wheel chair, she wanted money for a hot dog and some dude offered her 10 dollars to see her walk. She didn’t go through with it because either she was actually handicapped or she didn’t want to fuck up her lie that made her a lot more than 10 dollars. She wasn’t really nice when asking for money, and kinda barked in our faces and shit while following us down the street I tried to get my friend to get a blowjob from her. I would have paid because I am sure it would have been cheap but he pussied out because of the rash on her face.

Hilary Duff kinda reminds me of the wheelchair homeless woman, not because they looked the same, the homeless chick was toothless and fat, when Hilary is horse-headed and skinny but because they are both shitty actors and here she is on set rockin’ some bikini and flaunting her hard nipples while wet. Which should be exciting for you, because hard nipples let you imagine what her naked tit looks like and that helps you draw your series of Hilary Duff Nudes you’ve been working on since she was 15. Weirdo.


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Posted in:Bikini|Clothed|Hilary Duff|Nipples|Unsorted|Wet

2007

04

Oct

I am – Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Anna Kournikova Bikini pictures, because although she’s getting older, her tight Russian body in a bikini never gets old to me.

The thing I like about Russian chicks is that they have low standards. They are hot and aren’t looking for much more than food on the table and citizenship to a new prosperous country. They grew up as communists with rationed bread and toilet paper and the freedom we have to go and buy as much bread as we want is appealing enough for them to fall in love with you, have your babies and marry you. You don’t need to be famous to bang these bitches, you just need a passport where as North American girls are all materialistic and shit and want their good lookin’, rich, provider of a man who treats them like shit.

I guess the point of all this is to say, start saving your money, because a trip to Russia will make you feel like the rockstar you always wanted to be and maybe you’ll be able to bring home something nice for your mother who is scared you’re going to die alone and a virgin. At least she cares.

Here are some pictures of Anna Kournikova, the least successful tennis player but probably the best thing to happen to tennis because she wasn’t some brute lesbian grunting on the court, but a dainty little russian who we all pretended her gasps and grunts were sounds of her orgasms. Nothing like shutting your eyes and turning up the volume to a tennis match, that shit’s like porno and we all know how you feel about porn.

Thanks to the dude who sent these in, I’ll be your mail order bride, but I doubt you’d be able to stomach my stink. Cuddles.


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Some Anna Kournikova Cleavage

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2007

04

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so fascinated by girls who idolize Jenna Jameson. I met a girl last night with bleached blonde hair dressed like a pornstar who introduced herself as Jenna. I asked if that was her real name and she said no and that she just thought it sounded sexy, and when I asked if it was in reference to Jenna Jameson, she just smiled and walked away. I saw her later in the night practically having sex with herself on the dance floor and bitch just really thought that being Jenna Jameson was the ultimate. I guess none of that really matters, I just didn’t get it and thought it was really lame because there are way better people to idolize and I’d never idolize a pornstar, I just assume they are from broken homes and addicted to drugs and shit, but I would fuck a porn star and I guess that’s what really matters, this girl just wanted guys to want to fuck her.. I am still hungover and here are my links….

Hand Vagina Video That’s Honestly Amazing Cuz You Know Vagina’s Can Be Serious Work…
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Posh Spice Has Some Wild Fuckin’ Tits
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Whoose Nerdy Boobs?
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Some Photographer Has Pictures of KIm Kardashian and Her Sister Naked when they were Teens
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Jodie Marsh Tit Slip
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A Side Shot of Britney’s Tit
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Some Chick Named Gloria Valex Hot Photoshoot Video
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Jennifer TIlly’s Huge Fuckin’ Tits While Playing Poker are Distracting
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This is the Weirdest Threesome I’ve Ever Seen…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Loves Erotica
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Reese Witherspoon Doin’ Stayin Fit and I Love a Girl Who Sweats
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If You Watch the Wonder Years Without the Narrator, It’s 95% Staring At Each Other..Funny…
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Heather Graham Photoshopped to Shit on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Victoria Secret Angels Naked in Vanity Fair’s November Issue and I Love Them All
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Hayden Panettiere Pink Panty Upskirt Shot
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Nude pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Found By a Taxi Driver in Paris
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Some WWE Diva Named Christy Hemme Half Naked Pictures
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Dude Lights His balls on Fire and Loses His Pants Video
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Hot Fuckin’ Legs
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Britney Spears Gets Into the Car With the Paparazzi because She’s Nuts
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures in GQ
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Diana Lane Sex in the Bathroom Scene
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Lohan Tested Positive for Cocaine At Her Rehab Facility
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Britney Spears Gimme More Video Hits Monday….
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Marissa Miller For Vegas Magazine Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Naked in the Hot Tub
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Posing In Her Underwear Pics
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Charlie Sheen Throws Down the Disses To His Ex Denise Richards and They Are Hysterical
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Miley Cyrus is Not Pregnant
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits in Nuts Magazine
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Vanessa Minnillo Refuses to Sign a Pre-Nup But Doesn’t Refuse Getting Slammed in Hot Tubs on Vacation
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Some Guy Falls Off a Kiddie Ride At the Mall
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Gisele Bundchen Does Beastiality
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Lilly Allen Nice and Coked Up…The Way a Ditch Pig’s Gotta Be…
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Some Dude and his Hairy Big Breasted Chick
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Sienna Miller’s Got Big Feet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Anna Nicole Smith Naked Shower Scene
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Webcam Whore Dancing and Showing Off Her Tight Body Video
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Christmas Tree Fire Video
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Some Hot Dark Haired Slut Crawling All Over Some Dude Naked
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I am in Love With Rihanna and Her Dog
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See Through Dress at Paris Fashion Week
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Pussy Kicking Video because This Girl Likes Getting Kicked in the Pussy…
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This Gynmast Stopped Doing Gymnastics Cuz Her Tits Got Too Damn Big
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Girl Shakin Her Ass In Her Thong Video
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Michelle Pfeiffer Is Fucking Hot and Almost 50
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Pornstar or Popstar?
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Some Topless GIrls At the Beach
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Some Chick Demonstrates How to Grind Weed
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Angelina Jolie Collapses
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Flickr Nudity
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Photobucket Nudity
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Bloc Party CD Download
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Czech Girl’s Got Some Compromising Pictures
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Radiohead CD Download
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Nasty Butt Plug Blooper
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Do you like sex? Well This Will Help You Get Sex….It’s Proven…Just Like Your Abilities To Never Get Sex…..
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Tight Denim is all About Girls Getting Out of their Denim
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My Friend Got Laid Using This….
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Bonus:

The ULTIMATE KEELEY Collection You’ll Love
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