Here is a video of Katt Williams who is some comedian who went fucking nuts. He missed a couple of gigs, got arrested for weapons charges and showed up at a motel in a bathrobe and towel wrapped around his head, talked some craziness and was hospitalized for being crazy because his family was concerned and because it made for a good defense argument when his court date comes around…I don’t really have anything to say about this, because I’ve never really heard his shit or much about him, but assume that you have and seeing people go nuts is always entertaining.
I remember when I lost my shit once and ended up pantless and crying in the corner of a grocery store, but that was a long time ago and I blame drugs because 2 days after that went down, I was completely back to my normal self….I am not sure how the clerk who I wrestled down is doing but I never heard from the cops or anything, so I assume she’s ok.
I can’t figure out if Kanye West is a genius, or just fucking crazy. The guy pulls the ego shit amazingly, he is the the center of his own world and doesn’t really give a fuck about anything that isn’t about him, so I heard his last tour didn’t have a DJ, because he wanted all the focus on him, and I heard that he was pretty much preaching his shit to the crowd and talking to a computer the entire show, instead of playing his hits, and that it fucking sucked…..
So when he was in London, he went on a 12 minute freestyle, that’s more like some chant, and not a rap, and it was like reading a page out of a really intense girl’s diary…..I didn’t listen to the whole thing, because shit was fucking boring….but he goes into the market being too bad to sell his house, and about being lonely at the top after getting the number one spot he wanted, about how his mom is looking down on him, how suicide is the only way out, or some other crazy shit but he won’t let them get the best of him because he lost his better half….This is like watching a seriously disturbed video you’d see before a kid goes and shoots up his school. His head’s not in the right fucking place and that’s why I am posting it….
I kinda like it better when people bottle their problems up inside them and don’t fuckin’ bore us with their shit. But if anything can be learned from this, talk about your dead mother as often as possible, because it’s the perfect sob story that gets people excited and cheering…and drop Obama’s name every chance you get because you’ll get people chanting along with you…..
So this is boring, but you have nothing better to do, so witness all the warning signs that Kanye will be found dead in a hotel room somewhere, because despite loving himself so much, he’s a weak momma’s boy who can’t survive alone….if his next album doesn’t sell at a level he wants it to…it will be the straw on the camels back, or whatever that Arab expression is….
UPDATE: I don’t follow the news, but it turns out that Kanye was Arrested Last Night for Fucking with the paparazzi….
Amy Winehouse gets a lot of slack for being insane just because she runs through field’s half naked and hides amongst the uncut blades of grass like she’s running away from some monster. It reminds me of every fuckin’ hippie poser I see dancing around parks bare foot in the middle of summer like they are on some kind of 1967 acid trip, but aren’t really high and just playing out the motions they think they are supposed to be playin’ out because they watched every Woodstock video available on YouTube and decided that’s the life they want to live.
The truth is that the monster Amy Winehouse is running from in herself and when she saw the reflection in her mirror for the first time since she started going to shit didn’t know what the dirty toothed skeleton lookin’ back at her was. It could be some some kind of alochol and drug induced hallucenation or maybe it’s withdrawal and it’s not half as crazy as some of the shit I’ve seen addicts do, like the dude who covered himself in feces and thought he was wearing brown slacks….really bad smelling slacks…a smell I would only assume is similar to Amy Winehouse’s scent, but that’s just her safety mechanism so that no wild animal comes out of the woods to eat her but I would, but then again the smell of shit has never stopped me before. I just plug my nose and dive in because I like just like vagina that much.
I posted a link to this video in my stepLINKS last night, but since you asshoels and don’t support what I do, you probably didn’t see it. It’s a video of her acting like an annoying bitch but she’s in a bra so the words she says and the dances she does don’t phase me and that is why hot girls are my poison.
I am the kind of guy who will put up with so much fuckin’ bullshit from a hot girl just because I like lookin’ at her and for the most part every hot chick I’ve come across in my life has been an idiot, probably because they are hot and never really had to refine their personality to be socially acceptable because they were always given what they wanted and that’s why hot girls are their own breed of human because the rules the rest of us have to follow just don’t apply to them. The the only rule that should apply to them is to get in my soiled bed, ignore my fat wife and the damp sheets from her sweating, pretend the shit smell they are smelling is roses, and let me give them a full body massage with my tongue, and that includes their asshole.
I feel like Britney Spears was one of those girls who would have tricked her boyfriend into knocking her up by pretending to be on the pill but in reality bitch just flushed it down the toilet every morning. The kind of girl who would poke holes in the condoms you insisted on wearing because you knew she was a crazy bitch who would trick you into having a kid and that she probably wasn’t on the pill and raw dog would have meant lifetime commitment to her. She’s the kind of girl who after sex would run into the bathroom and dig the used condom out of the trash can, flip it inside out and try her hardest in a fit of tears while sitting on the toilet to impregnate herself. I guess she was lucky to find a freeloader like K-Fed who didn’t mind making babies for financial gain because knocking her up was part of his agenda just as much as it was part of hers.
Either way, these are some older pics of her out with her panties hanging out. I heard that she’s gone lesbian now, and that’s a pretty stable move for her because every lesbian I know made the move to lesbianism in some kind of insane “my dad used to rape me”, “My ex boyfriend cheated on me”, “my life sucks and I want to die” way.
I guess since these are old pictures, the post ends here.
These pictures are old but I had no choice to post them because this is more of a public service announcement to let you know to keep your kids away from her. Think of this as the pedophile watch in your hometown that identifies and notifies you when the pedophile moves in so parents don’t hire the new neighbor to babysit, only it’s really nothing at all like that.
She churns out kids like she’s a fucking baby factory and I am convinced that she does it because she’s trying to create a master race in her image, because we all know that she’s some weird religious cunt who found god when alone in the woods in Survivor and ever since then she’s been down fucking hill into crazy land.
I will admit that I watched that season of Survivor, i thought she was hot, I liked her bandana shirt with her nipples always hard out of excitement of being on the camera. But they always edited out pretty much anything she had to say, which was a good thing for us but not so good for her and she had to find another way to spread her word. So now she’s followed what she thinks is god’s plan for her to pollute housewives every fucking day with her bullshit on the view, winning them over to her team and now she’s working her way through the kids of America. So I guess she may not be a sex offender but she is a threat.
Point of this post is to say that Elizabeth Hasselback is a fucking cult and she’s even luring me in with her cameltoe exposed to a room full of kids. I know that if that was you and you were up there reading a kids book with your dick in hand, or even with just a hard on in your DJ AM’s (that means bicycle shorts for those in the know), you’d probably get arrested. Instead this bitch gets praised be because she confuses us into thinking she’s got good intentions and that she’s a fucking hero.
SO for an old set of pictures no one will like and that everyone has seen because I was out of town, I spent a little too much time writing this. But I guess I just had to get the word out. Cuddles.
These pictures are old but I had no choice to post them because this is more of a public service announcement to let you know to keep your kids away from her. Think of this as the pedophile watch in your hometown that identifies and notifies you when the pedophile moves in so parents don’t hire the new neighbor to babysit, only it’s really nothing at all like that.
She churns out kids like she’s a fucking baby factory and I am convinced that she does it because she’s trying to create a master race in her image, because we all know that she’s some weird religious cunt who found god when alone in the woods in Survivor and ever since then she’s been down fucking hill into crazy land.
I will admit that I watched that season of Survivor, i thought she was hot, I liked her bandana shirt with her nipples always hard out of excitement of being on the camera. But they always edited out pretty much anything she had to say, which was a good thing for us but not so good for her and she had to find another way to spread her word. So now she’s followed what she thinks is god’s plan for her to pollute housewives every fucking day with her bullshit on the view, winning them over to her team and now she’s working her way through the kids of America. So I guess she may not be a sex offender but she is a threat.
Point of this post is to say that Elizabeth Hasselback is a fucking cult and she’s even luring me in with her cameltoe exposed to a room full of kids. I know that if that was you and you were up there reading a kids book with your dick in hand, or even with just a hard on in your DJ AM’s (that means bicycle shorts for those in the know), you’d probably get arrested. Instead this bitch gets praised be because she confuses us into thinking she’s got good intentions and that she’s a fucking hero.
SO for an old set of pictures no one will like and that everyone has seen because I was out of town, I spent a little too much time writing this. But I guess I just had to get the word out. Cuddles.
My computer broke this weekend so I couldn’t do my stepLINKS, so I got really fucking drunk instead and it was a good fucking time. I would go more into it, but I am lazy right now, it was father’s day yesterday and I always feel like a second rate father having not been the guy to dump my load in my wife to produce my wonderful stepdaughters. I am just some hack father figure who lives in the same house as them. They don’t call me dad and they don’t buy me father’s day gifts, like taking me golfing even though I fucking hate the concept of gold but it’s the principle. I guess there are other things you could do for your father like have a bbq, take him out to lunch, but him a present, treat him like a king all day, have naked lesbian wrestling in the living room for him, let him watch your shower/masturbate/dance. I got nothing. Not even a card. I guess that’s what happens when your wife’s kids know you’re just there riding the disability check, not carrying your weight and constantly calling their mother a fat whore.
Speaking of fat whore, here’s some Britney Spears insanity. She went into a club with a friend wearing one outfit and walked out wearing her friend’s outfit. I think that’s the kind of thing someone crazy thinks up to either fuck with the media, or to have an excuse to see her friend in her panties, or even to entertain your crazy self by giving an unsuspecting friend scabies or any other surface rash you get from wearing someone else’s clothes. I bet that joke woulda made you laugh if I delivered the joke a little stronger, but I am just waking up and I never said I was as funny as the other cocksuckers with blogs and their virginity…
