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2014

09

Jan

Maria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day

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Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…

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2013

07

Aug

Maria Sharapova in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Tennis babe Maria Sharapova is in Shape magazine which makes sense because she’s a fucking pro athlete who if she doesn’t matter in terms of her pro sports career…still has muscle memory that will prevent her from becoming a fat bitch…not to mention there’s sponsors who have their hand shoved so far up her vagina…who she works for to make the millions a year a spokesperson who will cut off the lifeline if she ended up obese…but I’m not complaining that they did a shoot with her, she’s hot, I’m just complaining that it didn’t involve any spread asshole pics…

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2013

07

May

Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

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The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE HEAT up in there….

So I have a bit of a love affair with this tennis star, who I used to love watching play, as she flashed her ass in thick panties, all sweating and grunting, like she was getting fucked on the court….

But these esquire pics remind me of how much all this has changed. I could post her fucking nakded and spread and no dude anywhere would say “holy shit, wtf, let me tell all my friends”…I mean shit, last week I put up a pic of Miley Cyrus Nipple, something that would have crashed servers in the early days, but that no one cares about, except maybe me, because fit girls and their athlete bodies age nicely, a decade later and I’d still like to be the irritant grinding up in her cunt….

Squirt Squirt / Gush Gush / Bounce.

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2012

19

Dec

Maria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day

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I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star back when she was 12, but Russian for the sake of this post….or more importantly, a Russian who Americanized herself…for her professional sports career…I guess meaning you won the Cold War….and she represents American Freedom….

I like to think of her fit tennis Enrique Iglesias ass in leggings as some kind of CHRISTMAS MIRACALE but only as she decorates her Christmas tree…the rest of the time…it’s just a fit ass.

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2012

27

Jun

Maria Sharapova Ass Playing Wimbledon of the Day

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I love tennis and not because I am classy, high society, a yuppie or WASP……but because it is the only sport I can watch…probably because the chicks aren’t all beast jocks…they moan and grunt like they are taking it up the ass for the first time…and they flash asses the entire fucking time….it is pretty fucking genius across the board…and this Maria Sharapova is the star of the fucking show….


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2010

06

May

Maria Sharapova Has Balls in Her Pants of the Day

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Yeah….that was a horrible joke. It is a pretty constant theme in my life but in my defense this bitch didn’t give me anything to work with. There was a time she was the biggest money making person in tennis and it had nothing to do with her playing tennis but everything to do with everyone wanting to fuck her which was a nice reminder to women everywhere that being hot pussy people want to fuck makes you more money than actually being good at something because looks are more important – so all you ugly bitches need to stop trying to get ahead and should just accept your fate and all you pretty girls need to stop getting educated or skilled at something and just shorten your skirt hemline….some advice Maria Sharapova should take cuz clearly these pants make me think she’s forgotten what she’s good for as she actually tries to play tennis and that’s pretty unfortunate…like this post.

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2010

16

Mar

Maria Sharapova Still Playing Tennis of the Day

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Maria Sharapova was a big deal a few years ago. Since I’ve stopped following the tennis circuit because I am not a Wasp with a Volvo and white shorts. I do however appreciate any sport where women don’t have to be transformed into dudes to be pro but can still be sexed up in little skirts, with little panties that always end up getting a little wet spot on them by the third set of screaming and moaning like bitch is getting the biggest dick of her fucking life with every serve…

Sure Sharapova isn’t as appealing as she was, but I’m sure there are obsessive compulsive virgins out there who still wear her signature tennis line while jerking off. So l’ll put this out there for them…

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2010

22

Jan

Maria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day

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Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

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2008

28

May

Maria Sharapova and Her Anal Sex Faces of the Day

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The only reason I watch female professional sports is when the girls in them are worth fucking. For the most part girl athletes are more masculine than I am, which isn’t saying much because I struggle taking out the garbage, but seeing their rippling muscles is too homo for me. There are a few female pro-athletes I’d like to watch have sex and Sharapova is one of them. Lookin’ at her in action, with the anguish and struggle in her facial expression makes me thing of one thing and one thing only and that one thing is her taking it up the ass. Enjoy.

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2008

28

Mar

Maria Sharapova Hustles Dudes in the Hospital of the Day

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Lookin’ at these pictures of Maria Sharapova make me think that the only reason everyone wants to fuck her happens while on the tennis court, because all the other chicks she plays against are bull dykes. I don’t find her as hot as I once did, because I guess I am easily influenced by the media too and it looks like she’s turned her visit to the Children’s Hospital to cheer up sick kids into some intro scene to a porno as her horny tennis vagina went straight for the surfer lookin’ backstreet boy and not for the pasty bald kid with Leukemia. I guess she’ll take frosted ratty Effron hair on a dude she know will jerk off to her as soon as his broken leg heals than some vomiting kid trying to play with blocks but not being able to muster up the energy to actually build anything cuz the chemo is just too hard on its little weak body. I’d say that at least she’s out there doing something good for the public, but it’s safe to say that she’s just thinkin’ with her cock, like the time I went to a car wash with my friend to support some High School graduation and slipped the girls an extra 25 dollars to do shit in their bikinis. I am sure they had a great graduation but I am sure it wasn’t as great as my car wash was.

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